Minnesota:
--It is illegal to tease skunks.
--Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard.

Michigan:
--A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
--Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
--In Clawson, it is legal for a man to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."

New York:
--In Saten Island, it is illegal for a father to call his son a faggot or queer in an effort to curb girlie behavior.
--In NYC, "it is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose and wiggling the extended fingers of that hand."

North Carolina:
--It is illegal to have sex in a Churchyard.
--It is illegal to make love on the floor of a hotel room between two double beds.

Oklahoma:
--Whale hunting is strictly forbidden.
--People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Ohio:
--In Columbus, it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
--In Oxford, it is illegal for a woman to disrobe in front of a man's picture.
--In Youngstown, it is illegal to run out of gas.

Oregon:
--The town of Hood River prohibits the act of juggling without a license.

Montana:
--In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
--It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

Nebraska:
--If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested.
--It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Florida:
--Unmarried women who parachute on Sunday's will be jailed.

Georgia:
--In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
--In Columbus, it is illegal to sit on one's porch in an indecent position.

Pennsylvania:
--"Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes."

Rhode Island:
--Its illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

Tennessee:
--It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
--In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
--In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

Texas:
--The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
-It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

Utah:
--A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife in his presence.

Virginia:
--In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.
--In Lebanon, it is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

Vermont:
--It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
--It is illegal to whistle underwater.
--Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

Arkansas:
--A man can legally beat his wife, but no more than once a month.

California:
--In L.A., a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than 2 inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap.
--It is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Massachusetts:
--It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
--North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying "space guns."
--In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.

Indiana:
--Monkey's are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.

Illinois:
--In Chicago, it is illegal to take a french poodle to the Opera.
--According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American."
--In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet

San Jose, California has banned people from siting on downtown sidewalks in a bid to clear the streets of young people and panhandlers, say city officials. Repeat offenders could be jailed for up to six months and fined up to $14360. Via "The Sunday Star, New Zealand, 13-Apr-1997.

• In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted."
• In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
• In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
• In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
• In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
• In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
• In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies.
• In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
• In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).
• In Pennsylvania it is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel...however up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
• In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission printed in the local paper....
• In New York, it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
• The state of Washington has passed a law stating it is illegal, I repeat, illegal, to paint polka dots on the American flag.
• In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle in Connecticut, it must bounce.
• To keep any of the incarcerated beast from picking up bad habits, the town of Manville , NJ decreed that it is illegal to feed whiskey or offer cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
• If you sell hollow logs in Tennessee, you are breaking the law.
• Compulsive gamblers stay out of Richmond, VA: it is even illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for the coffee.
• Don't bother the butterflies in Pacific Grove, CA unless you have an extra $500 for the offense.
• The same is true for bullfrogs and cottontails in Hayden, AZ. Disturbing them in the city limits is against the law.
• Have it your way, but don't share it in OK. This state forbids a person from taking a bite out of another person's hamburger.
• Need a radio on Sunday? In Spokane, WA, you can buy one on the Sabbath, but forget about purchasing a television!
• In the state of New York, you need a license to use a clothesline outdoors.
• What happens to doughnut holes? Well, they won't be found in Lehigh NE. Selling doughnut holes in this city is verboten.
• And if any retirees from the circus are thinking about settling down and farming in NC, they are forwarned right here and now that it is against the law in this state to use elephants to plow cotton fields!
• It is illegal to take more than 2 baths a month within Boston confines.
• Two people cannot kiss in front of a church.
• All Public Displays of Affection (PDAs) are forbidden on Sunday.
• Pedestrians always have the right of way.
• Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays.
• In Calgary there is a by-law that is still on the books that requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses.
• In the England it is illegal to sell most goods on a Sunday, (this law is mostly ignored), it is however legal to sell a carrot.
• It is also legal to sell it at any price and to give free gifts with it, such as anything else one might want to buy on a Sunday!
• Pennsylvania: In certain sections of Pennsylvania many years ago, the Farmer's Anti-Automobile society set up some "rules of the road." In effect, they said:
• "Automobiles travelling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the road to clear."
• "If a driver sees a team of horses, he is to pull to one side of the road and cover his machine with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted to blend into the scenery."
• "In the event that a horse refuses to pass a car on the road, the owner must take his car apart and conceal the parts in the bushes."
• Utah: It is against the law to fish from horseback.
• Ohio: In Bexley, Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
• In New York State, it is illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car
• In Idaho, a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds