Weird But True
Hate Your Name?

Hate your name ? Consider these American examples:
  • Vasoline Lewis,
  • Emancipation Proclamation Cogshell
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  • Winnie MacPough
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  • Texas Moon
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  • Toyota Corona Marina Collier
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  • Ima Rose Bush
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  • Rose Royce Hood.

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     Some unusual names the Florida Office of Vital Statistics has collected are foreboding:
    • June Flood
  • More Payne
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  • Dilemma Lafern
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  • Loveless Babies
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  • Young Sixkiller
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  • End of the Line
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  • Royal Fink
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  • Desperate Jones

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     Others sound more like menu items:
    • Cherry Dacquiri Sour
  • Chickenbone Robinson
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  • Lemon Ham
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  • Sugar Sweet Smith
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  • Spicer Hamm
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  • Belle Peppers
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  • Etta Apple
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  • Orange Vanilla Hunter
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  • Cherry Pye
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  • Candy Box
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  • Sweet Tart

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    (from "The Dominion", New Zealand, 11-Dec-1996)

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