Home | Gallery | Forum | About Mike | "Weird But True" | Links
Mikes Piccies logo
Search Google
You are in: Home | "Weird But True" | Sayings and Writings | Suzuki Owners Manual - RG 150 E/ES Site Map

Weird But True
Suzuki Owners Manual - RG 150 E/ES

A classic piece of translation of the original Japanese (I think) manual into English using the English Oxford Dictionary and a joyful abandonment of spelling and sentence construction.

"… Motorcyeling is one of the man's most exhilaratiar sports …" - pg 1

"FULE INDICATOR LIGHT LEVEL. *Caution* - Turn off the engine while filling the fuel. - Do not spilling fuel on the hot engine. - Do not smoke or lit the fire in the fuel filling area. - Fill the fuel lower level under the top of the tube, (1), anvoid over fill the fuel tank." - pg 11

" COOLING SOLUTION. the user have to check in solution water for protect the ner heat or cooled engine and the rust in the cooling system. So that, should be have the high guality in solution, include ability to protect the rust and control the temperate when running." - pg 12

"TO RIDE THE MOTORCYCLE. … Front wheel and rear wtheel shoutd be chacked, the wheelsshouldnave connect pressuve, adequate =tread depth and hava no crack or cuts …" - pg 15

"SPEED AND SIGHT. The ability of human sight is around 200 when being still but when we move with a high speed, the eye sight will be narrowed. So the rider should pay a particular attention on a road, road signs, and traffic lights., The increasing speed will make the sight around unclear whereas the distante sight can be seen clearly. So, the rider should look for away when riding in a high speed in oder to see in a wider radius." - pg 19

"BRAKES … *Caution* - Brake oil is very dangerous. One may vomit if eats or swallows it …" - pg 31

"DRIVE CHAIN AND STIR. Drive chain and stir always tauch each other, To have dust on the chain can mage the drive chain and stir wear down before time. So, the oil no. …" - pg 32

You are in: Home | "Weird But True" | Sayings and Writings | Suzuki Owners Manual - RG 150 E/ES Site Map
Copyright © 1999-2001, Mike Boyle
Home | Gallery | Forum | About Mike | "Weird But True" | Links