From: Mike [Mike@home.net.nz] Sent: Friday, 18 February 2000 10:02 pm
People say that Aussies are stupid!!! Check out the rest of the world! With the 70,000 jobs for the Olympics coming up, here is a list of questions sent to the Australian Immigration Office from around the world.
- I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true and if so, can you send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
- I want to go swimming at Bondi Beach on October 20th. Will I turn blue?(Germany)
- Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
- Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
- Which direction should I drive - Perth to Darwin or Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
- I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
- Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
- It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)
- My client wants to take a steel pooper-scooper into Australia. Will you let her in? (South Africa)
- Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
- Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
- Do the camels in Australia have one hump or two? (UK)
- Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
- Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
- Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
- Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
- Are there places in Australia where you can make love outdoors (Italy)
