PRISONER( P ) : Shut the fuck up, fucking poofter. You poofter, thank you.

HIS HONOUR ( HH ) : You just keep quiet , we will have a word with you in a moment.

P : Fuck to you. All right , you poofter. All right , I fuck you. That's answer.

HH : It is said that you assaulted...

P : Fuck the English , fuck the colony , all right.

HH : If you don't shut up ...

P : Fuck the judge too. That is not true.

HH : Do we assume that is a plea of not guilty ?

DEFENCE LAWYER ( DL ) :Yes , I think we can assume that.

P : I fuck you , answer you , stuff you , poofter. Is that enough for your answer ?

HH : That is no answer , but the outrageous torrent of language from the accused is a plea of not guilty. Remanded for trial. Has anyone been imprudent enough to grant a bail agreement?

DL : I hesitate to ask him.

P : Fuck you.

HH : Do you wish to ask for bail ?

P : You ask yourself bail , poofter , now ask me.

HH : I don't have to ask.

P : Fuck the bail, fuck Australia.

HH : I take it then, that you don't wish to seek bail.

P : Fuck that

HH : No application for bail. The accused is remanded for trial in custody.

P : Fucking bastard , poofter melon arse.

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