(Zhou Botong dances around)
Dong Xie, he lives on Tao Hua Dao,
Xi Kuang, he wants to marry his teacher,
Bei Xia, he repeled Kublai Khan,
(Starts doing cartwheels)
Then there's Nan Di who I'm scared to death of.
Everybody do the YMCA.
(At this point the other 4 Greats get together and start doing high kicks)
Do do do do do do do
YMCA
Jiang Yulang (from Jue Dai Shuang Jiao)
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty, shake your booty, yea,
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
shake your booty, shake your booty.
Zhu Jiuzhen (from Yi Tian Tu Long Ji)
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who,
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who.
Yao Yue (The Mistress of the Moving Flower Palace/Yi Hua Gong)
Crazy...I'm crazy for feelin, so lonely...
(Impales herself with a sword and dies)
Yin Tianzhen(Zhang Wuji's grandfather), wearing an afro on his head and gold chains around his neck
I wanna fly like an eagle,
To the sea,
Fly like an eagle,
Let my spirits carry me,
Fly away into the future.
Britney Spears
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!
Everybody else in the Jianghu world: GLAD TO OBLIGE!!!
(They throw their weapons at Britney and she dies)
Everyone: YAY!!!
Xuanyuan Sanguang(the gambler from Jue Dai Shuang Jiao)
Y'all gonna make me lose mah cool,
Up and left, up and left.
Y'all gonna make me lose mah food,
Up and left, up and left.
Ya'll gonna make me lose mah mind,
Up and left, up and left.
Y'all gonna make me lose my money,
Up and left, up and left.
Ling Huchong and Ren Yingying (Xiao Ao Jiang Hu)
Just the 2 of us,
Oh baby when we ride,
Just the two of us,
Just you and I,
Just the two of us, just the two of us.
All:
Everybody was kungfu fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning,
In fact it was a little bit frightening.
But they fought with expert timing.
They were funky Chinamen,
From funky Chinatown.
They were chopping them up, and
They were chopping them down.
It's an ancient Chinese art,
Where everybody knew their part,
From a faintin to a skip,
To a kickin from the hip,
Everybody was kungfu fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning,
In fact it was a little bit frightening.
But they fought with expert timing.
There was funky Billy Chen,
And little Sammy Chung.
He said, "Here comes the big boss,
lets get it on."
We took a bow and made a stand,
Started swingin with the hand,
The sudden motion made me skip,
And now we're in a brand new trip.
(At this point everybody starts raving)
Everybody was kungfu fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning,
In fact it was a little bit frightening.
But they fought with expert timing.
Answers:
YMCA: I just needed a group of five to play the Village People.
Shake your booty: sang by Jiang Yulang, the guy who hides in a toilet pit.
Who let the dogs out: Zhu Jiuzhen= very mean girl in YTTLJ with a lot of attack dogs.
Yao Yue: that's like her life story.
Fly like an eagle: Yin Tianzhen= White=browed Eagle.