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Out of the Tree 
The Stupid Tree Part Two Side Story 
A Tokyo Babylon/CLAMP Gakuen Tantei Crossover 
by Jaelle


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Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, they are all 
copyright to CLAMP, and I am not making any money off them, so 
please don't sue me. Or send Sei-chan after me. 

This is a 'What if' story, in which one major event in the CLAMP 
timeline gets changed. I apologise in advance to all of those who 
prefer the canon pairings, several of which I have disrupted in 
order to write this, but it was just too much of an interesting 
theory to leave alone. 

This part more fully explores the relationship I created between 
two of the major characters. It's a relationship I've theorised 
about for a while, but it does disrupt another canon one, so 
please remember that this is a "what if" story. 



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Five Years After The Stupid Tree Part One: 

Nokoru Imonoyama regarded the CLAMP Campus from the door high up 
in the clocktower. *Will all of this still be here in four years?* 
He wondered. *Will any of us?* The blonde man stared at his home 
and felt the bleak future closing in on them all. 

"Kaichou, it's not good to brood." A familiar voice spoke behind 
him. Nokoru turned to regard his friend. "Sorry Suoh," he 
apologised. "But now that I know, I can't help wondering..." 

Suoh Takamura sighed. "You cannot change what will happen," he 
said patiently. "All you can do is prepare and hope for the best. 
So, please, try to cheer up. It's not like you to be so gloomy." 

Nokoru smiled. "It's not often that _you_ have to tell _me_ to be 
happy." He teased gently. 

Suoh coughed and looked away. "It is hard for you," he said 
softly. 

"It's hard for all of us," Nokoru sighed. "They say that ignorance 
is bliss." 

"Possibly," Suoh said non-commitally. "But I prefer to be fully 
aware of the situation. Forewarned is forearmed." 

"Just so!" Nokoru agreed with him. "And on that note, I take it my 
visitor has arrived." 

"She has just been checked through the gates," Suoh said. "She 
will be waiting in the apple grove." 

"Excellent," Nokoru rubbed his hands together as he led the way 
down the stairs. "As you say Suoh, forewarned is forearmed, and 
the best place to begin preparations is to strengthen the psychic 
barriers around the Campus. I know that the whole Campus was 
originally built in a strong protective design, but as the time is 
getting nearer it is time we renewed and strengthened the 
protections. We were fortunate that the twelfth head of the 
Sumeragi Clan was..." 

"Fourteenth," Suoh interrupted. 

Nokoru paused. "Pardon?" 

"It is the fourteenth head of the Sumeragi Clan who has arrived," 
Suoh said. "Apparently the twelfth head is indisposed. She is 
quite elderly and this last winter was very harsh." 

"I see..." Nokoru frowned and continued walking, heading for the 
apple grove once they had come out of the gloom of the clock tower 
interior. "Why was I not informed of this?" 

"I did put the memo on your desk," Suoh said casually. 

There was another pause as Nokoru sweatdropped. "Ah, really?" 

Suoh frowned at him. "Kaichou..." He began. "You PROMISED me you 
would get through all of the paperwork on your desk BEFORE dealing 
with this..." 

Nokoru snapped open a fan as they came within sight of the grove. 
"Oops?" He tried to look innocent. "I was going to, really Suoh, 
it's just that..." 

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" There was a loud 
feminine scream and a sharp thud. Nokoru and Suoh exchanged 
glances and sprinted towards the source of the sound. 

"Owowowowowowowowowow.... that really hurts!!!" Came a loud wail, 
and both men stopped as they entered the grove. Lying at the 
bottom of the tallest apple tree, rubbing her posterior with one 
hand and shaking a fist at the tree with the other, was a girl 
about their own age. 

"Don't think you've seen the last of me you stupid tree!" She 
yelled. "I'll climb you yet!" 

"Ummm... miss? Are you hurt?" Nokoru walked towards her as she 
bounded to her feet. 

"Just my pride, and my rear," she said, turning to face them. 
"Hello, who are you?" 

Nokoru paused and felt Suoh stumbling beside him. This was quite 
the strangest girl he had ever met. And her clothes! She was 
wearing a bright red tunic, cut in zigzags at the hem and belted 
at the waist, with an orange halter vest loosely tied over the 
top. Along with this she wore orange leggings and red suspenders, 
and a pair of clunky black shoes. 

"My name is Imonoyama Nokoru, I'm pleased to meet you," he said, 
bowing and trying to blink the spots from his eyes from her bright clothes. 

"Are you? Then you're the very man I want to see! My name is 
Sumeragi Hokuto, and I'm also pleased to meet you!" Hokuto bowed 
briefly and straightened with a grin. "And who is this?" She 
demanded, catching sight of Suoh. 

"Takamura Suoh, it's very good of you to come on such short notice 
Sumeragi-san..." Suoh began to bow. 

Hokuto laughed. "Oh please, call me Hokuto-chan, everyone does. 

Both men sweatdropped. _This_ was the fourteenth head of the 
Sumeragi Clan? Then Nokoru grinned, now who was calling the kettle 
black? 

"Thank you Hokuto-chan," he said, smiling sunnily. "Shall we 
retire for tea and cake and discuss the request I have made?" 

"For cake, I'll discuss anything at all!" Hokuto declared. "Lead 
on Nokoru-san." 

"No, no... If I'm to call you Hokuto-chan, then you must call me 
Nokoru-chan." Nokoru laughed. 

A delighted peal of laughter erupted from Hokuto's mouth. "Very 
well then. And you will be Suoh-chan!" 

Suoh blushed. "H-Hokuto-san!" 

"No, no, it's -chan!" She said, grabbing his arm and watching in 
interest as he flushed bright red. "Does he always react like 
this?" She asked Nokoru. 

"That would be telling Hokuto-chan," he murmured, flipping open a 
fan that read, 'Yes!' 

Hokuto laughed again. "Lead on Suoh-chan!" 

Suoh began to awkwardly walk towards the main building as Hokuto 
pestered him with questions. Nokoru followed them both bemusedly 
and smiled again. This showed signs of being a beautiful 
friendship. 

*** 

Six Weeks Later: 

Hokuto held up her cup as Akira Ijyuin carefully refilled it. 
"Thank you Akira-chan!" She said. "This is the best tea I have 
EVER tasted!" 

Akira grinned at her. "Hokuto-chan," he said. "You say the same 
thing EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!" 

Hokuto pouted, "And it's true, every single time." She sipped her 
tea and smiled. "Aaaahhh... every cup just keeps getting better!" 

Ohkawa Utako giggled and held up her own cup. "I must test this 
theory!" She said. "Refill please!" 

"Theory?" Suoh raised an eyebrow. 

Azuya Nagisa smiled and rested her head against his arm. Suoh 
blushed and was silent. 

"Hey now you two lovebirds!!" Hokuto yelled. "No making out in 
public!" 

Nagisa and Suoh went bright red at exactly the same time. 

"Hokuto-chan!" They both chorused as Hokuto laughed maniacally. 
Nokoru and Utako laughed too. 

"Ahhh... this was a wonderful idea!" Utako announced. "How clever 
of you Nokoru-sama, to hold a picnic to celebrate Hokuto-chan's 
completion of her work." 

Nokoru smiled as the others agreed loudly, Hokuto loudest of all. 
"Thank Ijyuin - he made all the food!" He said. 

"Too _much_ food I think," Hokuto groaned comically. "I'm sure 
I've put on weight! I'm stuffed!" 

"Well perhaps some exercise would help," Suoh suggested. "We could 
all go for a walk, the sakura are blooming in the western 
gardens." 

This idea met with near universal acclaim, and the group stood up, 
stretched and moved on. 

Nokoru couldn't help but grin as he fell into step with his 
friends. Hokuto Sumeragi had arrived on campus a mere six weeks 
ago and already it felt as though she had been there forever. She 
and Akira had gotten on at first meeting, they were both so 
cheerful! And as for poor Suoh... Nokoru shot a glance at his 
friend, who was now being urged to "Take a chance! Be a man!" and 
had to stifle another grin. Hokuto had instantly taken to the 
future Takamura head and seemed to have adopted him as a younger 
brother. 

He sighed internally. Over the past few weeks he'd come to 
consider Hokuto a very close friend. They all had. He wasn't sure 
how he was going to get on without her. It just wasn't going to be 
the same - no more bursting into his office without knocking and 
dragging them all off to a new cafe she'd discovered. No more 
encountering her feet at head height as she climbed yet another 
tree. No more strange and wonderful clothes. No more having to 
politely refuse her offers to redesign the CLAMP School uniform. 
No one helping him dodge the paperwork. He sighed again and 
watched Hokuto badger Suoh. 

"You lovebirds just go on ahead and don't mind us!" She urged 
Suoh. 

Suoh decided it was time to be firm. "Hokuto-san!" 

Utako laughed again and pulled on Akira's arm. "Well if 
Takamura-san and Nagisa-san won't obey Hokuto-chan, we will!" She 
said, sprinting off, Akira clutched firmly in her grip. "Last one 
to the garden's a grumpy ninja!" 

"Hey!" Suoh looked a bit embarrassed and cast a glance at Nokoru. 

"You better go after her," Nokoru grinned. "Don't worry, I'll be 
fine." 

Suoh hesitated, and his eyes moved past Nokoru. Then he smiled. 
"Very well Kaichou. Shall we go Nagisa-san?" 

The pair shot off in hot pursuit of Akira and Utako. Nokoru smiled 
and shook his head. 

"Aren't you going to go after them?" Hokuto demanded from just 
behind his left shoulder. 

Nokoru jumped slightly, and then smiled. "Oh, I think I'll pass," 
he said with a weak grin. 

"Are you really _that_ unathletic?" 

Nokoru sweatdropped and changed the subject. "So... now that 
everything is finished, what will you be doing next?" He asked as 
they both started walking again. 

Hokuto considered for a moment. "I might head back to Kyoto for a 
while," she said eventually. "I need to do some more training. I 
have to prepare you know. Just like you." 

"Prepare?" Nokoru was confused. Hokuto stopped and gazed into his 
eyes. 

"For the End of the World," she said. 

Nokoru inhaled sharply. 

"How do you know about that?" He demanded. 

Hokuto gave him a hard smile. "The Sumeragi are also aware of this 
occurence," she said. "We will also be prepared. _I_ will be 
prepared." Suddenly Nokoru felt a gulf widen between them. "With 
whom does the Imonoyama Zaibatsu stand - the Dragons of Earth or 
the Dragons of Heaven?" 

There was a long pause. 

"The Dragons of Heaven," said Nokoru. "We are with those who would 
save the world." 

Hokuto suddenly smiled brilliantly at him. "What a relief!" She 
said. "I would have hated to have missed out on Akira's tea!" 

Nokoru smiled back, just as brilliantly, and felt suddenly a 
little better about the future. Leaning forward, he kissed Hokuto 
quickly. 

They broke apart and stared at each other. Hokuto flushed bright 
red. 

"No... Nokoru-chan..." 

Nokoru was appalled. "I'm... I'm so sorry," he stammered out. 
"Please forgive me, it's just that, for a moment..." Flustered, he 
came to a grinding halt. "I'm sorry, I should never have done 
that." 

Hokuto stared at him. "What's wrong?" She demanded angrily. 
"Don't you like me?" 

Nokoru flushed. He wasn't prepared for this, and his normal 
candour seemed to have vanished. For the first time he was at the 
mercy of his emotions. He'd kept them so carefully locked up for 
so long that he wasn't used to them but they were all now 
clamouring for attention. And many of them were yelling the same 
word - a name. 

"I... I do..." he stuttered. "It's just that, that... I'm 
Imonoyama Nokoru!" 

"So what?" Hokuto demanded, arms folded. 

Nokoru cast about him for words. "Do you know how I first got to 
be friends with Suoh?" The words spilled out of him. "I was 
kidnapped! And they took him too to use against me. He, Ijyuin, 
Nagisa, Utako... they've all been used to try and hurt me. I don't 
want you to get hurt too!" 

He crashed to a halt and waited for her reaction. 

"Hmff... snggg... mmmmmfff..." Hokuto seemed to be about to have 
some sort of epileptic fit. 

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" She exploded 
with her loudest laughter. "You... you don't want me... _me_ to 
get hurt... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, please stoppit... that 
hurts HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh Subaru-chan, if you could only see me 
now!" 

Nokoru stared at her, confused. "Hokuto-chan..." 

Hokuto finally controlled herself and wiped the tears from her 
eyes. "I do apologise Nokoru-chan, but you don't seem to have 
realised the full story. You see..." She straightened slowly. "I 
am the leader of the Sumeragi, those who will defend this 
world..." Her eyes caught his, held them with a faint touch of 
magic. 

Nokoru felt slightly faint. "Then... you are..." 

"One of those who is involved with the end of the world," Hokuto 
acknowledged. "One of the seven Dragons of Heaven." 

Nokoru breathed slowly. "Then, I am very glad indeed that I have 
had this opportunity to meet you." He bowed to her formally. 

"Oh stop that," Hokuto said lightly. "Let's get back to our 
earlier conversation. Now that you know what, and who, I am..." 

"Hokuto-chan," Nokoru hated himself for breaking in, but she had 
to understand. "Your enemies will be those who use magic, and I am 
sure you can defend against them. My enemies use smoke bombs, gas, 
and guns. I cannot expose you to even more danger, especially 
considering your role in the times to come. Even now, you may be 
considered a target by some." 

"I'm already someone's target," Hokuto's voice was chilly. "And I 
have had extensive experience with those who utilise violence. 
Nokoru-chan..." her voice turned pleading. "Don't throw away 
happiness because of a might-be. I haven't." 

"I'm sorry." Nokoru turned away. "You are too important to be made 
a target." 

Hokuto watched him. "Oh good grief. And here I always thought I 
was so GOOD at matchmaking!" 

*** 

"My it's quiet around here without Hokuto-chan." Akira observed 
casually. 

Nokoru twitched. 

"Yes, no more maniacal laughter and occasional screams as she 
falls out of trees," Suoh mused. 

Nokoru twitched harder. 

"But she always managed to climb back up them!" Akira reminded 
him. 

Nokoru coughed and dropped his pen on the floor. 

"True, she was always determined not to be defeated by 'a stupid 
tree'. Such a strong girl." Suoh watched Nokoru bend down to pick 
up his pen. "Pretty too." 

Nokoru sat up so quickly he banged his head on the underside of 
his desk. "OW!" 

"Are you alright Kaichou?" Akira and Suoh immediately sprang to 
his side. 

"Ahahahaha..." Nokoru trailed off. "I'm fine. Really. Just fine." 

"Oh good. Are you ready to hear your morning schedule?" Suoh 
asked, flipping open a filing book. 

"Yes yes. Let's get to work!" Nokoru declared. *Work yes, that 
will take my mind off Hokuto-chan.* 

Suoh and Akira exchanged a glance. 

"Are you feeling alright Kaichou?" Suoh asked innocently. 

"I'm fine. Just... ready to get to work!" Nokoru declared. 

"Uh huh. Well, you have the address to the teachers at 10," Suoh 
started. 

"The Treasury meeting at 11," Akira continued. 

"Tea with the Rijichou at 12." 

Nokoru's eyes started to droop. 

"Paperwork regarding the new building developments to the 
kindergarten division at 1." 

"A meeting with the head of the Engineering department at 2." 

"More paperwork at 3." 

Nokoru's eyes had closed and his breathing had become slow and 
regular. 

"Blah blah blah at 4." 

"Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb at 5." 

Suoh and Akira looked at each other and slammed their appointment 
diaries shut with a loud BANG. 

Nokoru jumped and blinked. "Uhh..." 

"And you are right on time for your 9 o'clock meeting in the green 
room." Suoh opened the door. "After you Kaichou." 

Nokoru yawned and headed out. As they reached the green room, 
Akira darted ahead and opened the door, then extravagantly bowed 
Nokoru through. 

"So who's this meeting with?" Nokoru asked just before he entered 
the room. 

"The fourteenth head of the Sumeragi Clan." Suoh replied, and 
shoved his Kaichou into the room before closing the door quickly 
and turning the key in the lock. 

Nokoru stared at the locked door. 

"You should see the look on your face!" Cried a familiar voice, 
and he jumped. 

"I wasn't uh, umm..." He turned around. "How could you see the 
expression on my..." Speechless, he regarded Hokuto. 

Hokuto stood up so that he could admire her outfit. It was based 
on a 1920s "flapper" costume, all in white, with blood red sequins 
forming concentric circles in the centre of the dress on the 
front. 

"You like the outfit?" She posed. "I call it my 'target' outfit!" 

"Hokuto-chan..." Nokoru tried to regain control of the situation. 
"I wanted to apologise for yesterday. I was..." 

"Being an idiot?" Hokuto enquired. "No you weren't. You were 
honestly concerned for my wellbeing, and I find that very sweet. 
Rather pointless considering the circumstances but sweet." 

"Hokuto..." 

"Listen Nokoru." Hokuto looked at him seriously and Nokoru shut 
up instantly. For the first time since he'd met her Hokuto didn't 
look playful and cheerful. "In four years time will come the end 
of the world, the Dragons of Heaven will fight the Dragons of 
Earth, and I will be forced to fight and kill the man who was so 
close to me and my brother. The one who murdered my brother. Tokyo 
will be wracked with earthquakes, the destruction and devastation 
will be huge, Kamui will have to make his choice, and the Final 
Day will dawn..." 

Nokoru felt his throat close up. 

"Now compared to that, starting a relationship with you is only 
SLIGHTLY more difficult than my duties as a Seal. But I'm willing 
to give it a shot." Hokuto smiled at him. "What do you say?" 

Nokoru blinked. Then he thought about it. And about her. Then back 
to the situation. Then he looked at her again. 

"Don't give up on possible happiness out of a fear of the future," 
Hokuto whispered. "I haven't." 

"Well, then in that case... shall we go out for a walk in the 
gardens Hokuto-chan?" Nokoru asked, as a smile slowly spread 
across his face. He knocked on the door and it was immediately 
unlocked and opened. Suoh and Akira's faces beamed at him. 

"Great idea!" Hokuto enthused. "I can show you some ideas I've had 
for the new CLAMP School uniform!" 

The three men blanched. "No wings," they chorused in unison. 

*** 

One Year Later: 

In the privacy of her dressing room Hokuto slipped quickly out of 
her formal clothes and sighed. "Ahhh..." 

She couldn't believe how quickly the ceremony had gone. It had 
seemed like only yesterday they had been in a panicked rush to 
make sure everything was prepared, and then today she had gone 
through with it. From now on, she was no longer Sumeragi Hokuto, 
older twin sister of the heir of the head of the Sumeragi clan - 
Sumeragi Subaru. No, from now on things were different. 

Carefully, she pulled on a shimmering silver dress that fell to 
her ankles, and carefully pulled on the wings that matched it. 
Smearing silver glitter face paint over her face she smiled at her 
reflection in the mirror. 

Yes, from now on things were different. From now on, she would be 
two people. Sumeragi Hokuto, head of the Sumeragi Clan... and 
Imonoyama Hokuto, wife of Imonoyama Nokoru. 

She giggled to herself and admired the wedding ring which now 
adorned her ring finger. 

It had been five years now since the fateful day when Sakurazuka 
Seishirou had ended her precious brother's life, and her hand 
clenched into a fist as she relived it again. Seishirou's power, 
her brother's sacrifice, his powers devolving to her. 

A tear dripped down her face, smearing the glitter. Sniffing, she 
repaired the damage and examined herself in the mirror. "Come on, 
it's time to be happy! Oh rats, I forgot I always cry at 
weddings!" She smiled brightly, as tears ran down her face. 

A hand reached over her shoulder and handed her a tissue. 
"Congratulations, Hokuto-chan," a voice behind her said. 

Without jumping or letting her smile waver a notch, Hokuto took 
the tissue, mopped her eyes and turned around. "Thank you 
Sei-chan!" She said. "I'm glad you came by!" 

Seishirou smiled at her. "Now, how could I miss my 
almost-sister-in-law's wedding?" 

Hokuto grinned back at him. "I didn't see you at the service!" She 
chided him. "I even saved you a seat!" 

"Sorry," the tall man replied in an amused tone. "I didn't feel it 
wise with all of the security guards your husband employs. And 
there's such a thing as too much exposure." 

"Can't your illusions extend to such a little thing as a 
disguise?" Hokuto mocked him. 

Seishirou's smile thinned. "Hokuto-chan..." 

"Oh well," Hokuto waved it away airily. "At least you came. What 
do you think of him? Isn't he wonderful? Handsome too!" She winked 
roguishly. "And _very_ rich." 

Seishirou laughed. "He is indeed," he said musingly. "The 
Imonoyama family aligned with the Sumeragi Clan. This will make 
things a bit more interesting." 

Hokuto ignored the last statement. "And me, you haven't 
complimented the bride yet!" She pestered. "What do you think of 
my dress?" 

Seishirou cast his eye over it. "Ah yes. It's much more _you_ 
Hokuto-chan. I was quite surprised to see you in formal clothes 
for the ceremony." 

Hokuto stuck out her tongue. "We compromised," she admitted. "He 
insisted I wear traditional formalwear for the ceremony, so I got 
to design the dress for the reception." 

"Who got to design the honeymoon outfit?" Seishirou asked. 

Hokuto gave him a wicked grin. 

Seishirou laughed. "Your husband is a very lucky man. You look..." 
he paused and met her eyes, "_very_ beautiful Hokuto-chan." His 
voice took on a new timbre, deeper, more serious, and much much 
sexier. "Indeed, _very_ beautiful." He raised a hand and brushed 
it lightly over her cheek. "So like your brother." 

Hokuto smiled at him. "How _is_ Subaru doing?" She demanded. 
"You'd better be taking good care of him Sei-chan!" 

Seishirou laughed. "Subaru is fine," he replied. "His blood kept 
the Tree fed for a long time, and now his body rests inside its 
trunk, still intact of course. I go there and look at him 
sometimes. He's still beautiful, will be forever now," he paused 
and met her eyes again, his one blind eye seeming to stare deeply 
into her soul. "My beautiful, beautiful Subaru. Mine forever. All 
mine." 

Hokuto laughed, breaking the mood. "Sei-chan, you sound just like 
a possessive husband," she teased him. "It's a pity you didn't let 
Subaru live - then perhaps you could have seen him dressed as a 
bride!" 

Seishirou's lips quirked upwards. "I prefer the way he looks now," 
he said quietly. "Dressed in his shikifuku, the pure white flecked 
with deep red, so still and luminous." 

"And dead." Hokuto's voice changed slightly. 

"And dead," Seishirou conceded. He smiled at her again. "Perhaps 
you should come with me sometime and see him?" He offered. 

"Thank you but no," Hokuto's smile was back, but it no longer 
reached her eyes. "It's not the right time. But I will come and 
see him - soon. Very soon." 

Seishirou regarded her with amusement. "Are you so certain 
Hokuto-chan?" 

"Of course!" She laughed gaily. "Wasn't it foretold?" 

"Hmmmm..." Seishirou looked up and over her shoulder, and Hokuto 
made herself relax as they both felt and heard the approach of 
another. 

"Hokuto-chan," a soft voice called. "It's time for the reception! 
Hokuto-cha..." The door opened and the voice trailed off as the 
speaker came into view of the pair. "Bastard son of a..." 

Hokuto's arm snapped up, forestalling any action. "Leave it Suoh!" 
She said. "Sei-chan has just come to wish me well." 

Suoh snarled slightly and did not pocket the throwing knives that 
had suddenly appeared in his hand. Seishirou smiled as he regarded 
the other man. "And who is this? Oh, of course. The best man. 
Aren't you going to introduce us Hokuto-chan?" 

Hokuto smiled and ran to Suoh, wrapping her arms around his right 
arm. "Takamura Suoh, meet Sakurazuka Seishirou. Sei-chan, this is 
Suoh-chan." 

Seishirou inclined his head slightly. "Takamura-san? Ah yes, the 
ninja-clan protectors. I believe I met your uncle once." He gently 
rubbed his shoulder. 

Suoh's face twitched back into its usual impassive expression and 
he moved slightly in front of Hokuto. "Sakurazuka-san." He 
replied. "I have heard many things about you." He inclined his 
head to the same degree Seishirou had. "And yes, you did. We 
buried him in the family cemetary with full honours." 

Seishirou smiled. "Hokuto-chan, have you been spreading terrible 
rumours about me?" His voice was cold. 

"I would _never_ spread _rumours_ about you Sei-chan," Hokuto's 
was equally cold. "Now, you're not going to spoil my wedding day 
by getting into a fight are you?" 

Seishirou regarded the man she was holding. "Not today," he said. 
"Perhaps another time." 

"I look forward to it," Suoh replied, as his hands were suddenly 
emptied of weapons. He looked down at Hokuto. "Hokuto-chan," he 
said, putting his free hand on her arm. "It's time for the 
reception." 

"Of course," she smiled at him, and then looked at the other man. 
"Are you coming Sei-chan?" 

Seishirou hesitated, and then smiled. "Well, I suppose it would be 
rude to leave without even meeting your husband." 

Suoh's hand tightened, and Hokuto squeezed his arm in warning. 
"Don't worry," she whispered. "He isn't going to start anything 
here today. He's not stupid, and anyway, he has better manners 
than that. Besides, it isn't the time yet." 

Slowly Suoh relaxed. "This way please." He said stiffly. 

As they walked along Hokuto gently began to tease Suoh, trying to 
get him to smile. Although he was wary of the assassin walking 
along with him, Suoh once again found himself unable to resist 
Hokuto's unrelenting optimism and actually found himself laughing 
at something she'd said. 

Hokuto's eyes narrowed and her lips curved in a smile. "Isn't this 
whole wedding thing nice," she sighed dramatically. "It almost 
makes you want to go to one everyday!" She shot a look at Suoh. 
"So Suoh-chan, when are you going to give us the chance to do this 
again?" 

Suoh choked slightly on this. 

"And Nagisa-chan would look SO beautiful in white..." Hokuto 
sighed. 

"H-Hokuto-chan!!!" 

Seishirou shot a surprised look at the blushing, stammering ninja 
walking alongside him and grinned. 

"You haven't changed much Hokuto-chan," he said aloud. 

"Mmmm, more than you think." Hokuto replied. "But you look a 
little different Sei-chan..." Her voice sharpened. "Lost some 
weight lately?" 

"A little," Seishirou admitted. "I don't seem to have as much... 
appetite... as I used to." He directed a predators grin at her. 

"How sad," Hokuto said, oblivious to the warning. "Perhaps it was 
something you ate." She smirked at the assassin. "We have some 
wonderful fertiliser here." 

Discomfited, Seishirou looked away. Suddenly his attention was 
brought back by a loud shriek of delight. 

"Nokoru-chan!" Hokuto flung herself away from her two companions 
and into the arms of her husband. "I missed you sooooooo much," 
she purred. 

Nokoru grinned down at her. "And so you should - you have been 
gone from my company for exactly 23 minutes and 17 seconds! We've 
been married for one hour and 12 minutes and you've spent nearly 
half that apart from me! How dreadful!" He snapped open a fan and 
Seishirou blinked as he saw the word "Abandoned!" written on it. 

"Not that you're counting or anything," Suoh said with a grin as 
he walked up to the pair, keeping one eye on Seishirou. 

"I know," said Hokuto. "I'm a bad wife aren't I?" 

Nokoru tipped her head up and kissed her quickly. "Very bad," he 
agreed. "But that was to be expected really." 

"NOKORU-CHAAAAAAN!!!!" 

Nokoru laughed and then turned his attention to the other man who 
had approached. He stiffened slightly, then relaxed and bowed his 
head. "Sakurazuka Seishirou," he acknowledged. "We weren't 
entirely sure you would come." 

"How could I miss such an occasion?" Seishirou said, bowing also. 
"My congratulations to you both." 

"You're most kind," Nokoru said. He smiled innocently at 
Seishirou. "Will you be staying for the reception?" 

"I'm afraid not." Seishirou replied. "Things to do, people to see, 
you know how it is." 

"Mmmmm," said Nokoru. "Well then, thank you for coming." He 
hesitated. "I hope you won't think me rude for saying this but," 
his eyes narrowed and Seishirou blinked as the innocent demeanor 
of the man changed suddenly and radically into a much more 
menacing one, "if you ever hurt my wife I _will_ hunt you down to 
the ends of the earth and kill you." The group collectively held 
their breath for a minute as the future destiny trembled. Then 
Nokoru flicked his fan closed and smiled at the older man. 
"Nothing personal you understand?" 

Seishirou stood for a moment and then smiled. "Of course," he 
said. "Nothing personal. Until another time Hokuto-chan." And his 
form frayed away into sakura blossoms and was gone. 

Nokoru's smile faded and he stared at the spot the assassin had 
been in until Hokuto punched him half-jestingly in the arm. 

"You shouldn't have done that Nokoru-chan," she said, looking 
away. "I told you, the Sakurazukamori is MY business. I'll handle 
him." 

"I know," Nokoru replied. "I just wanted him to be clear where I 
stood." The two locked gazes and then mutually agreed to look 
away. 

Suoh cleared his throat. "The reception." He reminded. 

"Ah, of course!" Nokoru yelped. "We must get on. Are you ready 
Hokuto-chan?" 

"Ready, steady, GO!" Hokuto replied, and the pair sprinted off 
for the reception hall, with Suoh in hot pursuit. 

*** 

"I love weddings!" Akira said. 

"Me too!" Utako chimed in. "When's ours?" 

Akira grinned. "You know very well what date it will be on. Eight 
months is not such a long time." 

Utako grumbled cheerfully and hugged her fiances arm. "Doesn't 
Hokuto-chan look wonderful Suoh-kun?" 

"She does indeed," Suoh agreed. He sighed. "Perhaps now that 
Rijichou is married, he will settle down and be more serious about 
things," he added hopefully. 

Akira nodded. "Perhaps," he said. Suoh was so busy scanning the 
crowd he didn't even notice the slight twitch at the corner of the 
younger man's mouth. 

"Time for the bouquet throwing!" Hokuto yelled. "Get ready 
ladies!" 

Suoh raised his eyebrows as he caught the faint signal she gave 
Utako. It seemed the fix was in. 

Hokuto turned her back to the group and hurled the bouquet with 
practiced ease into the corner nearest Utako. Suoh watched as 
Utako put up her arms... and pushed Nagisa gently forward. The 
flowers landed perfectly in her arms and Suoh choked on his drink. 


"Oh my," said Utako. "I _wonder who_ will be the lucky man to put 
Hokuto's garter on Nagisa-san." 

Left with no choice but to "obtain" the garter, Suoh growled 
something rude, sighed and blushed a little as Nokoru prepared to 
throw it. Three throwing knives, one jump and a broken vase later 
(one of the other men stumbled), it was in his possession. As he 
walked past his earlier post by the wall towards Nagisa he caught 
Akira's eye. 

"Perhaps marriage will settle him down," Akira said. "But I 
wouldn't put any money on it Takamura-senpai." 

Suoh reddened and turned to glare at Nokoru. Nokoru put up both 
hands to ward off the glare and then pointed at Hokuto, who was 
yelling and whistling in encouragement. Suoh blushed even deeper 
and bowed to Nagisa. Without stumbling much he finally succeeded 
in getting the garter onto her and they both kissed as the hall 
exploded into applause. 

"I think we were set up, Takamura-san," she whispered to him as 
they parted. 

"I _know_ we were," he said grimly. Then he smiled. "But I don't 
mind that much." 

"Me neither," Nagisa replied. She looked at Hokuto, who was 
deriding their earlier effort as unworthy and encouraging them to 
try again. "It's funny, I know the world may end soon, and that 
the whole future of mankind is at risk, but today I feel a bit 
more optimistic." 

Suoh also looked at Hokuto, who was now laughing at something 
Nokoru had said. "You know," he said wonderingly. "So do I." 

"Takamura-san?" Nagisa blinked as the man before her sunk 
gracefully to one knee. The entire hall hushed. 

"Nagisa-san, would you do me the honour of becoming my wife?" Suoh 
asked her. 

"Oh, Takamura-san!" Nagisa's eyes filled with tears. "Yes!" 

The entire hall exploded into rapturous applause as the pair 
kissed each other again, with Hokuto and Nokoru leading the 
cheering. 

"Attaboy Suoh! Woo hoooooo!!!" Hokuto shrieked with joy. "Go get 
him Nagisa! Hey wait a second, how dare you two upstage my 
wedding??!!! Get up here and..." 

"Enough, enough," Nokoru gripped her tightly, trying not to fall 
over from the laughter. "Are you happy NOW my love?" 

Hokuto hugged him back and looked up into his eyes, her own bright 
with tears. "Deliriously." Reaching up, she grabbed his head with 
both hands and dragged him down onto her mouth, kissing him 
passionately as the rest of the crowd gathered around Suoh and 
Nagisa showering congratulations upon them. 

Nokoru wrapped his arms tightly around Hokuto and swore inside 
never to let her go as he leant into the kiss. 

Outside, Seishirou watched as the two finally broke apart, panting 
slightly, and then quietly backed away. As he walked away from 
CLAMP Campus, he touched his own lips and thought of Subaru. A 
smile spread across his face. "Hokuto was right," he said aloud. 
"You _would_ have made a beautiful bride Subaru. I think you would 
have been happy to see her today too." He looked up at the stars. 
"A pity." 

Inside, Hokuto smiled. "It's not over yet Seishirou-san," she 
whispered quietly. "Not over yet." 

*** 

End 

(Sort of. The story of Hokuto and the Sakurazukamori continues in 
The Stupid Tree). 

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