Didz Goldilocks and the Three Enemies by "Didz Starr" Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional. I am not saying Didz is a burgler nor a vandalist. She is actually a well brought up girl. Nor am I saying she is shorter than Liam. Mainly because we don’t know for sure how tall (or short) Liam actually is. I don’t know how tall Andy and Tom are neither. At the time this story was written it was all a blind guess. We do know that when you would put the Enemy on top of each other they still wouldn’t be any taller than that guy from the subways. That was not a joke of mine, that was a joke by New Musical Express. I am not saying Tom doesn’t change his sheets often enough, it was just a joke. A joke made up by me, not New Musical Express. PS If you cannot read this disclaimer you are in desperate need of glasses.

Once upon a time there was a band called the Enemy. In that band were three musicians, one was named Liam; he was very small. The second one was named Tom and he was a little bigger. The third member of the band was named Andy and he was the biggest of them three.

In the tourbus they all had their own beerglasses. A small one for Liam, a taller one for Tom and the largest for Andy. In their bus they also kept some instruments. As Andy was the bassist of the band he had an acoustic bass-guitar. Tom, the guitarist and singer also had a guitar, but this was a normal acoustic one. Liam who played the drums liked playing his bongo sometimes. And ofcourse each bandmember had their own bunkbed. A small one for Liam, a bigger one for Tom and the biggest bunk was meant for Andy.

One day, the band decided to pour themselfs a glass of beer before they went of to play a gig, so that when they would come back there would be a nice glass of beer waiting. Liam poured his small glass full of beer, Tom poured his middle sized glass full of beer and Andy poured his tall glass full of beer. They all zipped up their Adidas trainings jackets and left the bus. Andy was supposed to lock the door as they left to play the gig, but he forgot to.

As soon as the boys had left a young girl named Didz came up and saw the lights where on in the bus. She knocked on the door and as there was no response she tried to open the door and noticed it wasn't locked. She stepped into the bus and saw the three glasses of beer stand on a table in the downstaird lounge. She tasted the beer in the tall glass, it was dark beer; Guinness or something like that. Didz didn't like it so she tried the second glass. It was Stella Artois, Didz didn't like that either so she tried the third glass. In the third glass was Mexican beer, like Corona and Didz liked that very much. She was very thirsty and drank the entire glass.

Didz decided to explore the bus some more and climbed up the stairs. In the upstairs lounge she found the instruments. First she picked up the bass, but she could only play real guitar. So she put it back and picked up the acoustic guitar, but it wasn't tuned well. Didz put the guitar down too and began banging on the bongos. Unfortunately, soon the skin broke and a little ashamed Didz put the bongo back where she had found it.

Didz jawned, she was very tired and decided to go to sleep. So she looked where the bunks where. She opened the curtain of the big bed and lie in it. The pillow was too soft so she disaided to lay in the second bed. The sheets hadn't been changed in a while and the bed was smelly so quickly she left that bed too and opened the curtain to the last bunk. The sheets had just been changed and the pillow was somewhere in between hard and soft. Quickly Didz dozed off.

The Enemy had finished their gig and came back to the bus totally buzzing from the gig. They where talking about how cool the crowd had been and how well they had played. Andy pulled out the keys of the bus and opened the lock, noticing it hadn’t been locked. “Woops!” He said, as Liam and Tom looked at him a bit angry. Inside they immediately went to their beers. “It almost seems like someone drank from my beer!” Andy said, looking at his Guiness. “Someone drank from my beer too!” Tom said. “Someone drank my entire beer!” Liam said, looking sadly into his empty glass. The boys decided to look further in the bus and climbed up the stairs.

“Someone touched my bass!” Andy said, as he saw it wasn’t in the place he left it in. “Someone touched my guitar too!” Tom said. Liam picked up his bongo’s with a glum look on his face. “Someone touched my bongo’s and broke them!” He said.

Andy walked over to his bunkbed and opened the curtain. “Someone has slept in my bed.” He said. Tom pulled away his curtain, held his breath and looked in his bed. “Someone slept in my bed too.” They all walked over Liams bed and as they pulled away the curtain they all gasped. “Someone also slept in my bed! And she’s still in it!” Liam said. His words woke Didz up and she looked at the three faces above her as she rubbed her eyes. She realized she had been caught and quickly jumped out of the bed, past the three boys. Down the stairs, through the door and through the streets of the village where the bus was parked. What happened after that, I don’t know. What I do know is that the Enemy never saw ever Didz again.

The End