The Four Little Viewmasters by Minke Armstrong Disclaimer: I am not saying Kieren is the smartest bandmember of the View, he might have just been lucky. I am also not implying that Steve, Pete and Kyle aren't that bright, they might aswell have been unlucky when it came to choosing their material. I don't own any of the characters in this story. Giving people little gifts like liqourice, stroopwaffles, bracelets, rubber duckies and bubble blowers doesn't make them your property. Never will buying someone things make them your property. I am not saying Kieren has a speech impediment. I am not saying Kyle is a crybaby. I am not saying you can make busses out of the materials mentioned in the story. Now just go on and read it!

 Once upon a time there was a record company named 1965 records. The boss of this record company was named James Endeacott and his best band was the View. This band had to go on tour and so James send the 4 boys out to search for a tourbus. The first one to leave was Steve.

Steve went to the supermarket and got a cardboard box. On the sides he pastet cut outs of wheels and he was happy to finally have tourbus. The boys all moved in and went to their first gig, together with their made and roadie named Reni. Reni had a very bad cold and so it was inevitable that he had to sneeze on the way. So he huffed and he puffed and with a sneeze he blew the cardboard box away. Now the View didn't have a tourbus anymore! So they sent Pete out to get a tourbus.

Pete thought he'd make a tourbus out of plastic beercups. So he collected every plastic cup he could find and build a beautiful tourbus out of it. When the other boys saw it they where stunned with Pete's creativity and loved the bus. But as soon as they went in, Reni had to huff and puff and with a sneeze he blew this creation away aswell. Again the band was homeless and while Pete, Steve and Kieren tried to stop Reni from sneezing they sent Kyle out to get a tourbus.

Before Kyle went on to search for a tourbus, he sat down and began strumming a bit on his guitar while he thought of stronger materials than cardboard and plastic. Then he noticed what his guitar was made off: wood! Kyle thought where he could find any wood when he saw someone light a cigarette with a match and Kyle thought he could make a bus out of them. So he worked on it, he was working on it so intensely that he stuck his tongue out of his mouth, without noticing it. The bus became a real piece of art and the other boys where all very impressed with Kyles work, but before they could move in Reni started huffing and puffing again and he sneezed the bus back into millions of little matchsticks again. Kyle felt like crying, cause he had been really proud of this bus, but he tried to be manly and swallowed his tears away. Now their last chance to get a proper tourbus was Kieren.

But Kieren was a smart boy, so he went over to a rent-a-bus firm and told them they needed a tourbus to travel all over the world. The woman who did the bus renting showed Kieren a beautiful gold-coloured bus and Kieren cheered happily as he saw the beautiful bus and he was even happier when he took a look inside. "This is a proper tourbus!" He said, or at least we guess that's what he said cause with Kieren you never know.

The boys all moved in and as soon as Reni started huffing and puffing again they all held on to their seats, but as he sneezed the bus remained perfectly intact. All the boys cheered and took another drink to celebrate. A few days later Reni had infected Steve, Pete, Kyle and Kieren with his cold and they where all sneezing, but still the bus didn't blow away or collapse. In this beautiful tourbus they lived happily ever after.

The End