Smoooooth talker...
Back off, Barry White; nothing soothes the soul like the voice of a slick megalomanic sorceror! (((And I could use some help with the "miscellaneous" quotes. They're miscellaneous because I don't know which episode he spoke them in. Assistance?)))
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The Hunted
Mozenrath: Aladdin! I'm so pleased that you're alive ... for the moment -- [magic blast] [scream]
Mozenrath: You want a genie? Hire a genie hunter!
Xerxes: Mukhtar trick genie! Hee hee heee!!
Mozenrath: Let's look at the big picture. I have the genie, Aladdin's dead, and my plans for world conquest are shaping up nicely. All in all, it's been a good night.
The Book of Khartoum
Aladdin: --Not as long as I'm around.
Mozenrath: Then you WON'T be around!! [magic blast]
Mozenrath: [to Genie] Now my big blue friend, let's see how powerful you are ....
Mozenrath: Big surprise!
Mozenrath: [teasing] Genie's got a girlfriend!!
Xerxes: Girlfriend! Girlfriend! Tee hee hee!
Khartoum: There is one element that is absolutely essential. A cosmic power source strong enough to heat the furnace.
Mozenrath: [thinking of Genie] Oh, I know just what could provide such power...
Mozenrath: ?! My power! It's gone!
Khartoum: First your power -- now you!
Khartoum: The genie obviously isn't powerful enough to heat the furnace.
Mozenrath: NO! Not when I'm so close!..
Khartoum: Then you must get more power. Or your dreams of unlocking the cosmos' greatest secrets will be dashed forever.
Mozenrath: You ... you used me!
Khartoum: Naturally. I needed someone greedy enough to create the stone and release me from my prison. And you were that someone. Now, thanks to you, the world will tremble before the great Khartouuuuum!
Mozenrath: Looking for someone?
Mozenrath: Khartoum, that stone is mine; I made it! [magic blast]
Mozenrath: [grabs Xerxes] QUIET Xerxes. It took me seven years of searching the seven deserts to find the Book of Khartoum. And now that it's mine I want to savour the moment.
Xerxes: [choking] Yes master!
Eden: You must be Mozenrath!...
Mozenrath: At your service.
Xerxes: It's working! Good!
Mozenrath: Yes. And soon I will have all the power of the cosmos!
Mozenrath: I've considered your offer, Genie, and it's a deal. You in exchange for him -- why don't we shake on it??
Mozenrath: You fool, you ruined everything!
Two to Tangle
Mozenrath: [to Aladdin] Mm, alas. I'm afraid you have --
Xerxes: -- No choice! [cackles]
Mozenrath: Alas. According to the sands of the hourglass, I don't have much time left on Earth.
Xerxes: Not much time??
Mozenrath: Let the transference begin!
Mozenrath: First, we must find the Elixir of Life. With a taste of this magical healing potion, my spirit will leave your body and will enter the stone figurine of my body. I will return to normal, and we will each be separate again.
Mozenrath: Y'see, I'm going to transport my essence into your body.
Aladdin: [struggling] And what about me?!
Mozenrath: Your spirit will enter my body. I'd call that a fair exchange, wouldn't you?
Mozenrath: [to Aladdin's friends, appearing to be Aladdin] You fools. I AM Mozenrath! [magic blast] Heh ha ha ha ha!
Mozenrath: Calm down, Aladdin. I have no intention of harming you. ...In fact, I plan to take very good care of you.
Xerxes: VERY good! [cackles]
Mozenrath: I've had a change of heart, so to speak. Once I take over your spirit from within, when we drink the Elixir I will end up with your body! Heh ha ha ha ha!
Jasmine: [gasp]
Mozenrath: [struggling] I'm not too happy about this arrangement either. And I don't plan on spending the rest of my life with youuu.
Mozenrath: It's the price I pay for this. My body is weakening, drained by the very magic of my Gauntlet. I need a new body -- one that's young and agile...
Xerxes: Yes!
Mozenrath: [to Aladdin] My spirit is inside your body thanks to your pathetic friends. The transference would have worked if they hadn't interfered! Now we are one forEVER!
Mozenrath: [as Aladdin] Must you pests stick your noses into everything?
Mozenrath: Don't fight it Aladdin. It will all be over soon.
The Wind Jackal of Mozenrath
Xerxes: Mozenrath! Trouble brews.
Mozenrath: Indeed it does, Xerxes, if you continue with this interruption!
Mozenrath: I am so glad I ran into you. Because wherever I find you bumbling SIDEKICKS, I'm sure to find --
Xerxes: --ALADDDDDIIIN!
Mozenrath: Enquirin' minds want ta know: what's in the crate?
Xerxes: Yeah! What's in the crate!
Mozenrath: You're just in time to witness the destruction of Agrabah!
Mozenrath: Scirocco can reduce an entire kingdom to dust. Who would dare challenge such power?
Mozenrath: STAY WITH THE CART. I'll be back in a flash [bzzt]
Mozenrath: [of Genie] Thanks to the genius, we now know that Aladdin is here.
Mozenrath: My dear Princess, the leaders of the Seven Deserts will have a choice. Grovel at my feet, or gravel at theirs. It begins at dawn, when I destroy all of you aaaand ... AGRABAH.
Mozenrath: Hi kids!
Genie: Prepare to defend thyself knaaave!
Mozenrath: Consider me prepared. Scirocco, -- ATTACK!
Scirocco [dog growls]
Mozenrath: I direct your attention to the ceiling, where you'll notice a rather large diamond.
Iago: --Treasure! I KNEW IT!
Mozenrath: [continuing] At dawn, the sun will hit that diamond which will magnify the light into heat and ... well, it gets kind of messy from there.
Xerxes: [slithering around] Anti-magic manacles! [chuckles]
Genie: Hm, I was not aware of such a product!
Mozenrath: I made them. ...And these crystals too. They alert me to uninvited magic. THEN I can proceed with capture, torment, abuse! --
Xerxes: --Whatever!
Mozenrath: Wrong. But I might delay the pain and suffering if ... you tell me where Aladdin is.
Mozenrath: Maybe I found that elusive way to destroy Genie!...
Xerxes: Xerxes watch??
Mozenrath: [jauntily] Well, I could rave all night but I've got a city to destroy! Scirocco, -- COME.
Mozenrath: I am so glad I ran into you.
Mozenrath: This is the problem with undead servants: always falling apart on the job.
Mozenrath: Aladdin, you were in my kingdom but cha didn't look me up? I'm hurt.
Mozenrath: [delighted] A surprise complication! So what'll it be? Surrender, or --
Xerxes: --French fried friends?!
The Lost City of the Sun
Mozenrath: [of Aladdin] Why, the boy is defenseless! If I attack now, he's --
Xerxes: -- dead meat!
Mozenrath: ...At last!
Mozenrath: (?!) ... Odd breed of sprite...
Genie: Uh, we're from Ohio!
Mozenrath: Apparently Shamash had quite a sense of humor.
Xerxes: Heh heh heh heh! --
Mozenrath: [losing it] -- BUT I DON'T!
Mozenrath: [to mamluks, losing it] HOW DARE YOU DISAPPEAR WHEN I'M RANTING!!
Aladdin: Pretty sad shot, Mozenrath!
Mozenrath: Depends on where I was aiming.
Mozenrath: [losing it] The sprites won't dig??? Then I'll dig -- THEIR GRAVES! [multiple magic blasts]
Genie: Get down!
Mozenrath: [blasting away] I MUST HAVE THE POWER OF SHAMASH!!!
Sprite Iago: Uh oh! Mozey's gone ballistic!! SPREAD OUT! [more blasts]
Mozenrath: Well? What do you have for me?
Mozenrath: Is there anything else you can do to make my job more difficult?!
Mozenrath: I feel lucky!
Xerxes: [as Sprites uncover a statue] Mozenrath lucky!
Mozenrath: Of course!
Aladdin: ...Wha?
Mozenrath: Hauh, my secret's out!
et al: Eww!
Mozenrath: This is what I did for power. The magic of a genie was handed to YOU on a silver platter, but I GAVE MY RIGHT HAND FOR POWER! To wear the Gauntlet is painful ... but it's worth it, worth it to destroy the likes of you!
Mozenrath: Well, well, if it isn't Aladdin's comic relief! Where is the street rat?
Mozenrath: My only goal now is to hear your tortured screams!
Mozenrath: [of Aladdin] Where is he?! HOW COULD YOU LET HIM GO!
Mamluks [whimpering]
Miscellaneous
Mozenrath: Princesses should be seen and not heard.
Mozenrath: Aladdin! What an unpleasant surprise to see you.
Mozenrath: What is she babbling about?
Mozenrath: I hate to burden you with reality Aladdin but you've run out of friends to save you.
Mozenrath: You have no other choice, do you?
Mozenrath: My Gauntlet! I must have my power back!
Mozenrath: Heh ha ha ha -- Aladdin -- you're so gullible.
Mozenrath: Interesting proposition.
Mozenrath: You have no choice, I need every last drop of your spirit!
Mozenrath: No one tells me what to do.
Mozenrath: When I want something...I get it.
Mozenrath: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Mozenrath: This is WONDERFUL!
Xerxes: "Wonderful" ???
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