2 de abril del 2001

A few side conversation snippets from yesterday's band meeting:

Wheat Tea?
Luz: what the hell is wheat tea?
(guys cackling at this point)
Ohboy: No, it's not wheat tea. You see I went to El Guero (local hispanic supermarket) for some tea. So I picked up several different teas and when I got home I threw them all in a pan to boil and well, since I had some weed and I haven't smoked any in awhile I decided to crush some and add it to the tea.
Luz: Ohhhh.... weed tea!
Ohboy: Yeah! So I add it to the boiling water and my girlfriend's sister is in the living room going all "what is that smell?" so I tell her, ya know, it's some funky tea I got and it just smells weird.
Monkeyboy: So did you get high?
Ohboy: Yeah man, like 45 minutes later it hit me.
All of us: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! What a dork!

More tea
Ohboy: Hey Evil didn't you have some weird tea the other day too?
Evil: Uh, yeah. I made some PMS tea...
Luz: Haaaaaaaaa! (at this point I can't stop laughing at these fools)
Evil:...and man!
Hare: Did you feel all relaxed and shit?
Evil: Yeah bro, it was good. I was so relaxed man. It was good.
Luz: I'm gonna call you fluffy from now on.

Beer down
Monkeyboy: Haaaa... dude, one time this friend of mine was standing outside a garage as his friend was driving out, so the idiot driving goes over my friend's foot. Haaa... so then my friend first gently sets down his beer and his cigarette, gets on the floor and THEN starts howling and screaming from the pain. It wasn't fukn cool! He was more worried about the fukn beer than his foot. Damn that was cool!

Free falling
Ohboy: Yeah, like, remember that one time when I flew down the stairs?
Hare: Oh yeah you idiot. So I'm walking down the stairs and I see this jabroni just flying towards me.
Ohboy: Yeah, I decided to jump down ten flights of stairs...
Luz: Ten flights?
Ohboy: Well, it was a long staircase and man I just flew so I landed half inside the club and half outside and then I saw my beer just falling. That sucked. Oh! and I twisted my ankle pretty bad.
Monkeyboy: But he was more worried about losing his beer...

More falling
Luz: Hey Ohboy it reminds me of what you did Friday night on stage...
Ohboy: Oh yeah...
Hare: What'd he do?
Luz: He jumped from where Monkeyboy was at down to the stage and you should've seen his face.... hahahaha.. he was all laughing at himself like "dude, I did it! I can't believe I did it!" It was fukn hilarious!
Hare: Hahaha.
Ohboy: Well, actually I was laughing because I almost fell off the stage...
Luz: You are such a dork! Haaaaaaaahahahaha!
Ohboy:... yeah, when I jumped I couldn't see and I didn't know how I was gonna land so when I jumped I almost fell!
Monkeyboy: Hahaha... it was so funny... 'cause I could tell he lost his balance and he was trying to get his bass back in line so he wouldn't miss the next part... you could see his hands all over the place trying to play .... hahahah!
Ohboy: Oh yeah.
All of us: Hahahahaha...

Ohhh
Evil: (talking on cell to his wife telling her to pick him up)... yeah I'll be on....
Ohboy: (interrupting Evil's call) Evil, Evil! I can take you dude, anywhere. I'll give you a ride.
Evil: (to wife) Ok, yeah I'll be there... yeah, Ohboy said he'd take me...
Ohboy: Yeah dude! I'll give you a ride...
Evil: Okay... can you drop me off at....
Ohboy: Yeah dude! I'll take you ... I'll give you a lift...
Evil: (hangs up with wife) Okay, so can you drop me off at.....
Ohboy: Yeah, dude! I'll take you!.
Evil: ... the Dunkin Donuts on Clark and Belmont?
Ohboy: Oh.
All of us: Ohhhhhhhh!
Ohboy: Ohhhh... yeah, sure.
Ohboy: Oh, ohhhhhh! Yeah, sure.

So needless to say we almost laughed 'til we puked yesterday.

In other news: be on the lookout for our 'exclusive interview' on RadioRockeros.com...hee... even I got interviewed! *blush*

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