1. I like mp3s.

2. I have many of them on my home computer.

3. But I won't offer them here.

4. Why? Because I like Combustible Edison.

5. When people download mp3 files instead of buying an album, it hurts the artists who made the music.

6. I want Combustible Edison to profit from the fantabulous music that they make.

7. Therefore, I do not distribute mp3 files of Combustible Edison on my website.

8. I'm sorry, but a lady has to have her principles.