The Combustible Edison Purity Test
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Have you heard Combustible Edison? (If you haven't, you probably haven't found this page, either.)
Have you heard I, Swinger?
...Schizophonic?
...the impossible world?
...any EPs?
...any vinyl?
...any promos?
...the Four Rooms soundtrack?
Do you own I, Swinger?
...Schizophonic?
...the impossible world?
...any EPs?
...any vinyl?
...any promos?
...the Four Rooms soundtrack?
Have you ever had a Combustible Edison Cocktail?
...before you had heard of the band?
...before you were of legal drinking age?
Do you know the Millionaire's real name?
Do you know Miss Lily’s pseudonymous surname?
...do you know her real name?
Were you incensed to hear that a Spice Girl released a CD called "Schizophonic?"
Have you ever heard of Christmas?
...the band, not the holiday?
Do you know the story of The Tiki Wonder Hour?
Do the lyrics to "Millionaire’s Holiday" make sense to you?
...Surabaya Johnny?
...Solid State?
Have you ever given a friend a CE-inspired nickname (e.g., Laura-never-will-she-marry)?
Do you know all the correct lyrics to Vertigogo (yes, there are lyrics)?
...and have you ever seen CE perform this song, and heard Miss Lily mix up a few?
Have you ever been to Lonelyville?
...done the Four Rooms Swing?
...been Tickled to Death?
...had Breakfast at Denny’s?
...cried anyone a river?
...ordered a Short Double Latte’ merely to say that?
Have you ever used any CE instrumentals as background music to aid in sleeping?
...to aid in sleeping with someone?
Have you seen the movie Four Rooms (1995)?
...more than once?
...more than thrice?
...more than five times?
Did you know that CE did the soundtrack before you saw the movie?
Did you watch Four Rooms simply because of the Combustible Edison association (i.e., the soundtrack)?
Did you surf to this site looking for something in particular?
Did you find it?
Good going!