"I
laughed until I stopped. Plus a great song at the
end." - Jesus
"The
best thing since the invention of the wheel." - St
Catherine
"Vini."
- Onan
"Big
nose! Nose City! Now that's funny." - Adolph
'Chopper' Hitler
"There
was something vaguely familiar about this film..." -
Matthew, Mark, Luke and
John
"Was
that meant to be me?" - Mary
"Wolf
nipple chips, ocelots' earlobes. Takes you right back
doesn't it." - Nero
"A
gwate, wibbald, wiotous, woller-coaster of a fiwm."
- Pilate
"On
the whole it was funny - but we didn't like the
nudity." - Adam and Eve
"I
thought we were going to see Titanic." - Noah
"That
Brian - If he'd been my son, I would have killed
him." - Abraham
"I
think we can draw a veil over this one." - Salome
"WOW!
It really opened my eyes!" - Saul
"Great
film, but the ticket price was way too high. I mean,
THIRTY PIECES OF SILVER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!" - Judas
"Needed
more sacrifices." - Moses
"Bah!
Needed more talking donkeys." - The talking donkey
"Smashing
film! It gave me a warm glow throughout." - Joan of
Arc
"A
touching movie. It gets you... right here." - St
Sebastian
"I
didn't enjoy it. In fact, I'm going to deny that I ever
saw it." - Peter
"I
would have followed the gourd. Ha ha." - Jonah
"Far
too long. It would have tried the patience of...
me!" - Job
"Splendid
audio." - Joshua
"I'd
kill to be able to make a movie like that." - Cain