Head Set #1 - Distinquished Military Figures
Colonel		Over Starched Tunic and Moustache. This chap was a seasoned campaigner and court martial enthusiast.
General		The General sporting the latest in stick-on beards. Supervised many a suicidal regimental charge.
Admiral		The Admiral looks all at sea. A confused attitude from several voyages, living on diets of salt beef and champagne.
Major		The Major in conference. This sly operator rose from the ranks of the terminally unemployable to reach the rank of premier.
Captain		The Captain is out to lunch. Famed suppressor of many marvellous mutinys, which he cut down with unmentionable violence.
Private		Sat on his glasses. Had to repair them at the bridge with a band aid. Very embarassing at parties, if invited by mistake.
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