Bob: Coming up in just a few seconds folks we have the main event for the XOW World Title between Mr. Maroon and El Linchador. The feud between these two started a few weeks ago when Maroon cost Linchy the Intercontinental Title. Since then Maroon has formed a vicious stable…

Fred: How can you call the Union Vicious, they're just looking out for their best interests.

Bob: That may be, but they've still been sticking their noses where they don't belong, and that resulted in the reformation of Misery Inc., with Brad and Linchy at the helm. The match is just about to begin, let's get to it.

"Hey Ladies" by the Beastie Boys comes on over the arena's sound system. Linchy enters the arena with Pedro and makes his way to the ring. The crowd is going wild, and Linchy plays to them. They eat it up. Linchy removes his cape and looks up the ramp, awaiting his opponent.

Two gunshots are heard and the theme from Pulp Fiction plays. Linchy continues to look up the ramp. Suddenly Maroon jumps out of the crowd, sneaks up on Linchy from behind, grabs him by the hair and sets him up for reverse DDT. Linchy is able to work his way out of the reverse face-lock and establish a solid base. Maroon and El Linchador stare each other down.

Bob: Did you see that attempt at a cheap shot? Sportsmanship is a language that Maroon has no respect for.

Fred: Who gives a damn about sportsmanship? That was just smart, it's just too bad it didn't work.

Maroon and Linchy lock up collar and elbow. Maroon overpowers Linchy and gets him in the corner. Knife-edge chop by Maroon, and another. Maroon attempts a third chop, but Linchy blocks it and tosses Maroon into the corner. Linchy climbs over Maroon and gets on the second rope. He delivers seven punches to the side of Maroon's head and showboats to the crowd. Maroon is able to recover and grabs Linchy by the legs. He holds Linchy in the air for several seconds before delivering a standing powerbomb. Fred: What an amazing powerbomb by the champ! That was devastating. Linchy's probably dead.

Bob: Shut up you idiot, he's not dead, can't you see he's moving?

Maroon picks Linchy back up and sets Linchy up for a Side Russian Leg Sweep, but, out of desperation Linchy nails him with an elbow to the face. Linchy whips Maroon into the ropes and runs to the opposite ropes, rebounding off them. When they meet in the center of the ring, Linchy attempts a Flying Crossbody, but Maroon catches him! Maroon yells at the crowd and hits a fallaway slam. Maroon goes to the outside and looks under the ring for some "toys."

Bob: What does Maroon think he's doing? I realize this is King X-Treme and everything, but this match isn't hardcore rules.

Fred: I'll tell you exactly what Maroon is doing. He's doing anything he can to keep his World Title. How many times do I have to tell you, Bob? Maroon is a smart man.

Maroon procures a kendo stick from beneath the ring, but Linchy has recovered in the ring, and as Maroon stands up, Linchy nails him with a Vaulting Body-Press.

Bob: Oh my God! What a plancha!

Linchy stands Maroon up and whips him into the ringside steps. Maroon hits them shoulder first and grabs his arm in pain. Linchy walks over to Maroon and attempts to bring him back to his feet, but Maroon grabs his tights and pulls him into the ring post. Maroon picks Linchy up and drops him so his face hits the ring apron on the way down. Maroon is firmly in control as he lays Linchy on top of the announce table and then climbs on himself.

Bob: THEY'RE RIGHT OUT HERE IN FRONT OF US!

Fred: They sure, are. I'm getting out of here.

Maroon picks Linchy up and puts him in a front-face lock. DDT on the announce table! Both men are on the ground, struggling to catch their senses.

Bob: In all the years I've been in this business, I have NEVER seen anything like that.

Fred: And that's a lot of years, folks, but that was the damnedest thing I've ever seen, too.

Linchy actually beats Maroon to his feet, and as Maroon gets up he delivers several punches to Maroon's midsections, doubling Maroon over. Linchy grabs Maroon by the hair and tosses him into the ring. Linchy attempts an Irish whip, but Maroon reverses it, sending Linchy into the ropes. Linchy is able to hit a spinning heel kick on his way back towards Maroon.

Bob: El Linchador just hit Maroon with a spinning heel kick.

Fred: It was a lucky shot, Maroon will make a comeback.

Linchy picks Maroon up and whips him into the corner. He pulls Maroon out a little bit and lifts himself onto the second rope. Maroon is put into a front-face and takes off. Tornado DDT hit by Linchy!

Bob: That'll do it, we're going to see a new champion!

Fred: Don't count your eggs before they hatch, Bob. This one ain't over yet.

Linchy gets back to his feet, sets Maroon up and signals for the Stampede, the crowd roars in approval. Cactus Chad and Thunder come running down to the ring. Thunder gets on the apron and distracts the ref while Chad grabs a chair and slides into the ring. Linchy comes at Chad with a clothesline, but Chad ducks it and when Linchy turns around he is met by a vicious chairshot.

Fred: NOW it's over, Bob. Now it's over.

Chad walks over to Maroon and pulls him on top of Linchy. Chad leaves the ring, and Thunder gets off the apron. The ref turns around and sees Maroon pinning Linchy and begins to count. 1…2…LINCHY KICKS OUT!

Bob: Linchy kicked out! Linchy kicked out!

The fans go nuts. Chad and Thunder can't believe it. They start to get in the ring again, but Force, Floyd, and Viper all come out from the back. Force and Floyd double-team Thunder while Viper goes after Chad. Total chaos ensues. Force and Floyd unload on Thunder and are able to keep him down with a flurry of boots. Chad gets his chair again and nails Viper with it, knocking him out cold. Chad starts to walk over to where Force and Floyd are beating his stablemate, but the ref comes out of the ring and tries to stop him. Chad, without even thinking, nails the ref with the chair, rendering him unconscious.

Fred: Did you see that. Cactus Chad is a genius. He'll stop at nothing to help his cause.

Bob: You may call it genius, but I call it sadistic. The ref was just trying to enforce the rules. He didn't deserve that.

Back in the ring, Linchy has been paying attention to what's been happening on the outside, and has given Maroon time to recover. Maroon turns Linchy around and tackles him with a double-leg takedown. Maroon turns Linchy onto his stomach and lays on Stuck in the Middle, right in the middle of the ring. He holds the hold for several seconds but realizes that there is no ref around.

Fred: Where's the damn ref when you need him? I think I see Linchy tapping out.

Bob: He is not! And the ref was laid out by Maroon's friend Cactus Chad.

Maroon releases the hold and goes to revive the ref when Brad comes out from the back. Brad tells Maroon to get back into the ring. By now Linchy has recovered, and when Maroon gets back in the ring Linchy sets him up, and he DELIVERS THE PAYBACK ON MAROON!

Bob: Oh my God! Linchy used Maroon's own move on him!

Fred: Yeah, but it's not going to do him a lot of good, there's still no ref.

Brad tells Linchy to cover Maroon. Linchy rolls Maroon up and Brad gets down on his knees and counts. 1…2…3! Linchy has one the Title! "Hey Ladies" comes back on and Linchy is announced the winner and new XOW Champion.

Fred: WHAT!?! Brad isn't a ref, what's going on here?

Bob: I think that Brad was just exercising his rights as the president of the XOW.

Chad and Thunder help Maroon out of the ring and start to bring him to the back. They backpedal all the way up the ramp yelling obscenities at Misery Inc., who is celebrating in the ring. The camera fades out with Linchy on the shoulders of Force. Linchy is raising the belt in victory.