J.T: Yeah the first EVER Intercontinental Champion.
Phil:Yes the very first SCW IC Champion
J.T:My moneys on...Tomagotchi
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*The Death Bombs Hits*
Steve Finnan is the first participant in the Royal Rumble, he comes out from the back to a good pop and heads to the ring and gets in and awaits for the second competitor.
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*Honky Tonk Mans Theme Hits*
Phil:What the hell??..That's..that's The Honky Tonk Mans music.
J.T:Don't tell me he signed with the SCW Phil, this guys like 80 and FAT!
The Honky Tonk Man comes racing down the aisle, he is the second person in the Royal Rumble. he slides in the ring and immediatly Steve Finnan goes to work on Honky with a few shots to the face. Finnan whips Honky into the ropes, Honky bounces off the ropes and Finnan catches him with an elbow and Honky goes down. Finnan picks up Honky and attempts to throw him over the ropes but is blocked by Honky, Honky elbows Finnan in the gut and grabs him by the head and smashes it onto the turnbuckle. Honky picks up Finnan's feet and tries to push him over the rops but Finnan holds on. Finnan rakes Honky's eyes and Honky backs off. Finnan grabs Honky by the back of the head and drops to the mat with a bulldog.
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*Come Out Swinging By The Offspring Hits*
Phil:Here comes Nuke into this IC Royal Rumble.
J.T:My moneys on Nuke!
Nuke comes out from the back to major heat, he runs to the ring and slides and attacks Finnan with a couple rights and a headbutt. Nuke grabs Honky and bodyslams him to the mat. Nuke drops the elbow onto the Honky and gets up and does the same. Finnan is up and kicks Nuke in the gut and plants him with a piledriver, Finnan follows up with moonsault from the ropes onto Nuke. Finnan picks up Nuke and whips him into the ropes, Nuke bounces off, Finnan bends over to backdrop Nuke but Nuke counters and kicks Finnan in the gut, Nuke grabs Finnan and chokeslams him hard to the mat.
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*Man In The Box By Alice In Chains Hits*
Phil:And know here comes a formoer Hardcore champion in The Enforcer.
J.T:He was the first Hardcore champion i believe.
The Enforcer races to the ring and slides in and attacks Nuke, Enforcer takes Nuke down with a dropkick, and then clothelines Honky over the top rope but Honky hangs in outside the ropes. Nuke is up and clothelines Enforcer to the mat, Nuke grabs Honky from the throat and chokeslams him out of the ring, Honky Tonk Man has been eliminated. Nuke and Enforcer go at it, Finnan begins to get up and join the fight, all three men begins to beat each other sensless.
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*Play The Game By Motorhead Hits*
Phil:And here comes the Commissioner, who earlier had the hardcore title but Scott Viper quickley rebounded and won it back.
J.T: Well Hall is a former XOW Xtreme Champion, but i don't think he should have gotten into Vipers business Phil.
Shawn Hall comes racing down the aisle and slides in the ring. Hall immediatly goes after Nuke. Finnan, Enforcer and Hall all team up on Nuke and try to eliminate him. Enforcer grabs Finnan and begins to push him over the top rope with Nuke but Finnan hangs on. Nuke punches Hall and Hall backs off Nuke gets out of the corner and clotheslines hall to the mat. Finnan and Enforcer continue to fight into the corner. Nuke walks over and trys to eliminate both men but hall sneaks in and low blows Nuke. Hall gets up and DDT's Nuke, Hall ignores Finann and Enforcer and continues to beat on Nuke.
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*Supermoves By Oversear Hits*
Phil:New comer Rob Van Mongo is next, he hasn't said much but we expect bright things from this young star.
J.T:Your damn right he hasn't said much, has he said anything at all?
Rob Van Mongo comes racing down to the ring and joins the party. Mongo goes straight for Enforcer and Finnan and trys to get Finnan out. Hall picks up Nuke and whips him into the corner but Nuke reverses, but then Hall reverse and Nuke runs flying into the corner where Finnan, Mongo and Enforcer are and knocks them all down. Nuke stumbles back and Hall hits the Hallocaust on Nuke and Nuke goes down. Mongo, Finnan and Enforcer get up and Enforcer attemps to eliminate Mongo and Finnan helps out.
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*Ninja Rap By Vanilla Ice Hits*
Phil:Now Jiru-San one half of the tag team champions is coming to the ring
J.T: We have a tag division?
Jiru-San comes down the ailse and slides into the ring and attacks Hall, both men exchange punches, Nuke begins to slowley get up. Hall whips Jiru into the ropes Jiru attemps a clothesline but Hall ducks, Jiru misses and runs into Nuke who grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him out of the ring, Jiru has been eliminated. Mongo and Enforcer begin to go at it while Finnan attacks Nuke from behind, Hall joins and helps out but Finnan turns and smacks Hall down to the ground Finnan begins to stomp on Hall. Mongo and Enforcer are in the corner, Mongo is trying to force Enforcer out but no luck as Enforcer hold onto the ropes
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*Vortex By Megadeath Hits*
Phil:Jiru has been eliminated and now Defiance makes his way tot he ring
J.T:Ya Defiance, the man who will be the First North American Champion after he beats Steve Finnan later tonight
Defiance comes running down to the ring and slides in and immediatly goes after Finnan, both men exchange blows, Finnan whips Defiance into the corner, Finnan runs and attemps a splash but Defiance moves out of the way and clothelines Finann and begins to stomp on him. Nuke now is up and he bgins to stomp on Hall and choke him with his foot. Mogno in the corner still trying to get Enforcer out, Enforcer rakes Mongos eyes and Mogno backs off. Enforcer grabs Mongo by the head and delivers a bulldog.
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*Hey What Happened By Captain Everything Hits*
Phil:Here comes Captain Everything and we know who he will go after.
J.T:Yeah Shawn Hall, Shawn Hall has been a thorn in his side latley.
Captain Everything skates down to the ring and slides in. he helps out Nuke and begins to stomp away at Halls midesction as Nuke continues to choke Hall with his foot. Mongo and Enforcer continue to fight and Mongo backs into Nuke, Nukes turns around and is met with a fist from Mongo and a fist from Enforcer, they whip Nuke into the ropes and attemp to clothesline him but Nuke dives and clothelines them first. Nuke grabs a hold of Mongo and whips him over the top rope onto the floor. Nuke then grabs The Enforcer and attemps to whip him over the rope but Enforcer falls onto the apron and slides back in. Nuke goes back over to work on Hall.
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*Voodoo By Godsmack Hits*
Phil:And now the Hardcore champion Scott Viper makes his way down the aisle to the ring.
J.T:Two time, hardcore champion Phil.
Scott Viper comes in from the crowd and slides in the ring and goes after The Enforcer, both men go at it with heavy shots to the head. Defiance in the corner has Finnan almost over the top rope, Defiance continues to push him and Captain Everything walks over to help out. Nuke picks up Hall and attemps to bodyslam him but Hall reverses and hits an inverted DDT.
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*March Of The Pigs By NIN Hits*
Phil: J.C Larriet is next and this kid is a future superstar if he keeps impressing officials.
J.T: Yeah he kickec the crap out of Legionar on Tuesday..but then again, who couldn't.
J.C Larriet comes out and races down and slides into the ring and immediatley larriet and Captain Everything go at it, both men slug it out, Larriet DDT's Everything and gets up and begins to stomp on him. Defiance almost has Finnan over the rops when Larriet walks over a grabs Defiance and knocks him to the ground. Finnan stays in and Larriet and Finnan double team Defiance. Captain Everything is up and goes after Larriet. All four men are beating on each other while on the other side of the ring Hall is pushing Nuke over the top rope with Viper and Enforcer seemingly helping out at times when they are not fighting each other.
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*Theme From Pulp Fiction Hits*
Phil:Mr Maroon the leader of the MPA is next and hes got his eyes on Nuke.
J.T:Oh Come on now Hall and Maroon are gonna double team Nuke, that's not fair
Maroon walks out from the back and walks to the ring. Maroon slides and immediatly helps out Hall in trying to get Nuke over the ropes. Viper and Enforcer continue to whip each other around the ring. Steve Finnan clothelines Defiance out of the ring but Defiance pulls Finnan out with him and Steve Finnan and Defiance are both eliminated. Hall stops working on Nuke and Maroon stays and continues to push Nuke over. Hall walks over to Captain Everything and Larriet are fighting, Hall takes a step back as Captain Everything almost has Larriet over, Hall superkicks the side of Everythings head and Captain Everything falls over the top rope and onto the floor.
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*Barry Horwitz Theme Plays*
Phil:What the hell....Barry Horwitz?
J.T:Hey look he's patting himself on the back Phil.
Bad barry Horowitz jogs down to the ring, patting himself on the back and smiling as he slides into the ring and goes after Maroon. Nuke stays in the ring and bad barry Horowitz and Nuke work on Maroon. Hall begins to fight with Larriet, Captain Everything still on the outside pissed that he's eliminated pulls Hall's legs out from under him and pulls him out of the ring and starts to fight with him. Larriet slides out of the ring and the three men begin to brawl and the refs try to break it up. Hall and Larriet clotheline Captain Everything and officials rush in and grab Everything and escort him to the back. Hall slides back in the ring while Larriet gets one punch in before Captain Everything gets taken to the back.
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*Rollin By Limp Bizkit Hits*
Phil:Oh great, a war is about to break out, Hall sees McLaren.
J.T: hey leave McLaren alone he never hurt nobody.
Mclarens music hits and McLaren runs down to the ring and slides in and Hall's waiting for him. Immediatly the two begins to exchange viscious fists as larriet slides in and trys to get in, both Hall and McLaren knock Larriet down with a double punch. Hall backs McLaren into the corner and begins to stomp away at him. Larriet gets up and attacks bad Barry Horwitz who is trying to eliminate Nuke. Scott Viper sits in a corner resting and The Enforcer goes over and attack Barry Horwitz with Larriet, Nuke escapes the corner and hits Hall from behind and McLaren and Nuke double team Hall
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*Points Of Authority By Linkin Park Hits*
Phil:Krow makes his way tot he ring and well have to see if Krow and Larriet team up and take out the rest of the competitors.
J.T: My moneys on Krow
Krow races down to the ring and slides in and goes after Viper who is up, Larriet leaves Horowitz to The Enforcer and helps Krow. Enforcer whips Horowitz into the ropes and Horowitz nails McLaren and McLaren flips over the top rope and onto the floor. McLaren has been eliminated. Nuke grabs Barry Horowitz by the throat and is about to eliminate him when Hall low blows Nuke and Nuke drops Horowitz. Horowitz just pats himself on the back and hops over the toprope. McLaren grabs Horowitz and gives him the cocaine overdrive. Hall gets up and whips Nuke into the corner, The Enforcer runs and clothlines Hall and hall is eliminated. Nuke runs back and grabs The Enforcer and throws him over the top rope and The Enforcer is eliminated. Nuke, J.C Larriet, Krow, Scott Viper And Maroon remain in the ring. Krow is working on Maroon and Larriet is working on Viper
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*Fists Of Rage By Kid Rock Hits*
Phil:The Rage, and it looks like Star Wulf is standing at the entrance way watching this.
J.T:Who the hell is Star Wulf?
The Rage runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. The Rage goes after Scott Viper as Larriet backs off and helps Krow work on Maroon. The Rage DDT's Viper and pins him, the refs confused and Rage calls him in to count 1..2. Viper kicks out. Nuke helps Larriet and Krow try to get Maroon out, Maroon goes over but stays on the apron and slides back in, all three men stomp away at Maroon. Krow and Larriet back off as Nuke continues to stomp on Maroon and choke him with his boot. The Rage has Viper up and against the ropes, Krow and Larriet run and clothline Viper out of the ring and The Rage gets out of the way. Scott Viper is eliminated. Krow and larriet then go after the rage and Begin to double team him. Star Wulf comes down from the back and gets up on the apron, Krow takes a swing at Star Wulf and knocks him off the apron.
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*Gillberg's Theme Hits*
Phil: Oh great..Gillberg.
J.T: My moneys on Goldberg
Phil: It's Gillberg.
J.T: Man Goldberg lost a lot of weight.
Gillberg comes out, pyros light up and the chant begins. Gillberg pumps up and walks to the ring and and slides in. Gillberg gets up and looks around, Krow and Larriet are double teaming The Rage. Maroon is up and is choking Nuke now, Maroon drops Nuke with a Piledriver, Gillberg walks over to Maroon and taps him on the shoulder. Maroon turns around, Gillberg poses infront of Maroon trying to intimidate him, Maroo bursts out laugh, grabs Gillberg by the tights and whips him out of the ring as the crowd goes nuts.
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*Metro By System Of The Down Hits*
J.T: Legionar is next Phil......Phil?
Legionar comes down to the ring and gets in and Maroon looks at him right in the eyes, Legionar takes a swing at Maroon but Maroon blocks, Maroon nails Legionar with a fist and takes him down by the legs and slaps on Stuck In The Middle. Maroon releases the hold, grabs Legionar and picks him up and throws him out of the ring. Legionar has been eliminated. Maroon goes back to work on Nuke as he picks him up and body slams him, Maroon bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow onto the chest of Nuke. Larriet and Krow pick up The Rage and whip him into the ropes and hit him with a double spinebuster
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*The Rockers Theme Hits*
Phil:Yay Marty Jannety, who's next Norman Smiley?
J.T:Ok i change my bet, my money's on..
Phil:Shut up J.T!
Marty Jannetty comes running down the aisle high fiving everybody wearing his old rockers outfit. Jannetty slides into the ring and begins to fight with Nuke, Nuke grabs Jannetty by the throat and chokeslams him to the mat. Larriet and Krow pick up The Rage and whip him over the ropes and The Rage is eliminated. Maroon and Nuke continue to go at it as Marty Jannetty lays on the ground motionless. Krow and Larriet run and clotheslin Maroon and Maroon goes over the top ropes and is eliminated. Nuke begins to point at Maroon and laugh and celebrate. Marty Jannetty sneaks up and flips Nuke over the top ropes and Nuke is eliminated. Nuke becomes outraged and trys to get back in but the refs hold him back. maroon is up and begins to laugh at Nuke, Nuke turns around and runs at Maroon and the two begins to battle it out to the back.
Phil:Nuke and Maroon have been eliminated and they are fighting to the back. They still got their big match tonight.
J.T:WATCH OUT FOR THE NUKE KILLER NUKE, IT"S A SET UP I CAN FEEL IT.
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*Ninja Rap By Vanilla Ice Hits*
Phil:Now the other half of the tag champs comes down to the ring
J.T:Again...We have a tag division?
Tomagotchi begins to make his way down to the ring as Maroon and Nuke fight right past him. Krow and Larriet wait as Marty Jannetty makes it to his feet, Krow and Larriet lock hands and clothesline Jannetty over the tops ropes and Marty Jannetty has been eliminated. Tomagotchi picks up Jannetty and whips him into the steel steps. Tomagotchi enters the ring and Krow and larriet begin to double team him by unleashing a series of lefts and rights, Larriet and Krow whip Tomagotchi into the ropes and attempt to clotheline him on the way back but Gotchi clothelines them. Gotchi picks up Krow and body slams him to the mat. Larriet gets up and is met by a body slam as well. Larriet and Krow lay side by side as Gotchi stands between them. Gotchi rips off his elbow pad and does some arm move ments, the crowd quickley relize that he is attempting a rock bottom. Gotchi runs to one side of the ropes bounces off, hops over both men and bounces off the other side of the ropes and drops the double elbow but Larriet and Krow move. krow gets up and slaps on Unforseen pain while Larriet climbs to the top and drops The Larriet onto Gotchi. Both men pick up Gotchi and clothesline him out of the ring and Tomagotchi has been eliminated.
Phil:Now its down to Krow and J.C Larriet.
J.T:There goes the friendship.
Krow and Larriet square off, both men lock up as the crowd cheers. Krow grabs Larriet and sets him up for a Side Russian Leg Sweep, but, out of desperation Larriet nails him with an elbow to the face. Larriet whips Krow into the ropes and runs to the opposite ropes, rebounding off them. When they meet in the center of the ring, Larriet attempts a Flying Crossbody, but Krow catches him! Krow yells at the crowd and hits a fallaway slam. Krow picks up Larriet and puts him in the corner. Knife-edge chop by Krow, and another, Krow attempts a third chop, but Larriet blocks it and tosses Krow into the corner. Larriet climbs over Krow and gets on the second rope. He delivers seven punches to the side of Krow's head and showboats to the crowd. Krow is able to recover and grabs Larriet by the legs. He holds Larriet in the air for several seconds before delivering a standing powerbomb. Krow picks up Larriet and attempts an Irish whip, but Larriet reverses it, sending Krow into the ropes. Larriet is able to hit a spinning heel kick on Krow when Krow bounce of the ropes. Larriet grabs Krow picks him and gives him a piledriver, Larriet then again picks up Krow, Krow blocks Larriet before he can take a swing and hits Krow with a few lefts and drags him over and throws him over the side, Krow turns around and celebrates, Larriet has not been eliminated, he hangs onto the ropes and slides back under the ropes and grabs Krow and whips him out of the ring, J.C Larriet wins the Intercontinental Championshit Title.
Phil:And J.C Larriet has won the Intercontinental Title J.T. And he eliminated his new friend Krow to capture that title.
J.T:Yeah, but Krow looks pissed, hes on the outside fuming.
Krow slides back in the ring as the referee is handing Larriet the IC title. Krow begins to argue with Larriet, on the ShitTron, it shows how Larriet stayed in the ring and Krow watches, Krow shakes his head in disbelif. Larriet extends his hand and Krow smiles and shakes his hand back. They give each other a little hug and Krow raises Larriet's hand in victory.