[-Welp, it's saturday.. 24 hours away from the very first "run in" in PWA history. Where.. Maroon the elder and better looking of the brothers will run in and give his younger.. good looking as well brother, Edward Stevens, his very first or many wins in the PWA. But before the total humilation continues. Everyone who is everyone is at Club Maroon'd. You know.. Maroon's Sports Bar in San Antonio, Texas.. CROWD POPS. Welp, The Krew are all sitting around a table drinking beers and playing cards. Who is The Krew you ask?? Well let's do an introduction before we start this roleplay.-] [-Introducing first.. from San Antonio, Texas.. Maroon-] [-Maroon-] Hi, Im Maroon.. This is my roleplay.. So, Im the one getting over... I like cheap beer and flat women.. Or is it the other way around?? [-Very good Maroon.. Now.. lets meet his younger brother.. Edward Stevens-] [-Stevens-] You suckie... Ess to the tizzo.. Ee to the vizzo.. Ee to the nizzo and finish it off with a schnizzo.. [-Rrrrright.. Lance Storm everybody..-] [-SFH-] Seriously?? [-Sorry.. I mean.. Jeff Jarrett..-] [-SFH-] Dont p*ss me off narrator... [-So sorry.. I mean.. Keanu Reeves....-] [-SFH-] Dude.. Not cool.. [-What?!? Its an honest mistake.. Steven Dorff-] [-SFH-] ....... [-Ok.. Ok .. Ok.. Ladies and Gentlemen.. Chr..-] [-SFH-] I swear.. if you say.. Chris Jericho.. I will pull your nutsack back between your legs and pull it over your head and hook it under your nose.. [-Shawn Fn Hall everybody-] [-SFH-] ass.. [-Everyone's favorite big guy.. The Man They Call Nuke-] [-Nuke-] I'm the last world champ of the SCW. [-sits motionless-] [-Yeah.. so were Maroon and Hall.. So youre nothing special.. Everyone favorite weight lifter.. Force-] [-Force-] Buh Buh Buh Baaaaad... [-Hopefully Forks will get a new song soon.. The man with the spa of Zima.. Shepard Williams-] [-Shepard Williams-] Im only here cause Maroon is here.. [-And the newest member of The Krew.. Spike Burton..-] [-Spike Burton-] Hey thanks for letting me join guys.. [-Wait.. I didnt say that..-] [-Maroon-] Yeah.. youre not a Krew Member.. [-SFH-] Nuke beat you in the Simpsons Trivia game even... If you cant beat Nuke.. You cant be in the Krew.. [-Shepard Williams-] Yeah and I help Nuke win.. I supplied him answers.. [-Nuke-] Yeah.. [-..............-] [-Maroon-] Burton.. just make it easier on yourself and leave... Its nothing personal.. But.. We've already got our morons of the group with McBiggins and Gump here.. Go join Rampage.. He needs someone to make fun of his retardedness.. [-Burton walks out of the Club with his head down-] [-Stevens-] Are we done with the intros yet.. I want to play cards.. [-Maroon-] I dunno.. Narrator.. are we almost done with the intros?? [-Yes.. but we have one more.. Now that dog that everyone loves.. The Bestest Dog in the World.... Patches-] [-Nuke-] Dammit.. Maroon.. leave my dead dog alone.. [-sits motionless-] [-Shane Black comes running out wearing a dog suit-] [-Shane Black dressed as Patches-] ARF!! [-Nuke gets up from sitting motionless and starts chasing around Shane dressed like patches.. Shane'd dressed like Patches.. not Nuke.. when I said