And We're Back!!!
Posted on 28/9/2004 at 09:55:14 PM by Maroon and A Cast of Others

[-Well, Maroon walks into the HSW locker room. And he's waiting for his match. He and about twenty other people are waiting for their boss, Drew Carrey, to let them know when they're going to wrassle. A lot of the guys there are starting to stink, because they've been waiting for over a week and haven't showered. Because some are fat and sweat just sitting there, like Nuke does. But he's at Nuke's Llama Farm right now, so we won't make fun of him.-]

[- Tobias runs out of cigarettes, wraps his arms around his own neck and breaks it.-]

[- Flex Washington realizes that his name is stupid, so he calls his mom and yells at her.-]

[-The chicks in the locker room look at themselves in the mirror and realize that they're fat. They immediately start making themselves throw up-]

[-Jenny-] BAAAARRF!!!

[-Jeb and Bob Van Dam churn butter with rat's milk-]

[-Edward Stevens and Shawn Hall walk in right after Maroon does-]

[-Shawn Hall-] Any word yet?

[-Maroon-] No nope.. But I think Tobias is dead.

[-Isis-] BAAAARRRRFFFF!!!

[-Edward Stevens-] What?! No fair that you get a by in the tourney..

[-Maroon-] There isn't going to be a tourney, Ed..

[-Bob Van Dam pins a presumed dead, X-Treme Champion, Tobias, and a ref counts-]

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[-New X-Treme Champion!!!!!!! Bob.... Van...... Dam!!!!-]

[-Finger Pointy Thing-]

[-Maroon-] What a shame..

[-Shawn Hall-] So, what's the plan, man?

[-Edward Stevens-] We could go back to the SCW...

[-Maroon-] Yeah.. let's go to a fed where Shawn is always the champ, and he uses his "creative" clause to never job..

[-Shawn Hall-] Hey.. I earned the belt..

[-Edward Stevens-] You beat, Nuke..

[-Shawn Hall-] Hey, he was "Fat Aggression" Nuke at the time..

[-Maroon-] You sure he wasn't BG Nuke?

[-Shawn Hall-] Shut upo!!1

[-Edward Stevens-] All I know, is that I want to be a world champ soon and I'm not going to get it waiting for the show to start here.. Can you do something, Erik?

[-Maroon-] Well, the Bible states that if you have a problem or are coming against a trial, pray. You guys know how to pray?

[-Shawn Hall-] Rub a dub dub.. Thanks for the grub. Yay God???

[-Edward Stevens-] Now I lay me down to sleep.. A bag of peanuts at my feet.. If I should die before I wake, I leave them to my uncle Jake??

[-Maroon-] .............

[-All of a sudden, like out of no where-]

[-Nuke-] Peanuts?!?! I could use some for the Llama's.. We like to make peanut butter.. Come on guys..

[-Five Llama's enter the locker room-]

[-Nuke-] I want you guys to meet, Sponge Bob Llamapants, Shogo The Llama, Patches The Second, Shannan McLlama, and Lana Llama...

[-.................-]

[-Jeb Van Dam starts to milk Shannan McLlama as Sponge Bob Llamapants poops in Jeb's bucket.-]

[-Nuke shoves Patches the Second-]

[-Nuke-] PATCHES!!!!

[-Crowd-] WHAT?!?

[-Nuke-] Get the PEANUTS!!

[-Patches the Second starts searching the locker room for the peanuts.-]

[-Flex Washington-] Flex, Mom?!?! Come on.. Couldn't you think of something more cool.. Like Seth or Tad?? I mean...

[-Patches the Second starts sniffing Flex's shorts for peanuts-]

[-Flex Washington-] Whu?!? Hey.. Llama get away for me.. Leave me alone..LLAMA YOU SUCK!! GO TO HELL!!.... WHAT?! Oh no momma.. Not you.. I said.. "Llama" not "Momma"....

[-Ed somehow managed to rope Lana Llama and is riding her through the locker room-]

[-Maroon shakes his head at what a commotion his roleplay has become and drops to his knees and starts to pray-]

[-Maroon-] Lord.. I'm sorry for whatever sin I did to deserve this.. I only wanted to make a difference here in the HSW.. I felt I could.. But these people.. They don't know that they're sinners, like I was.. I just want to help them... Lord, I know you want me to go throughout the world and create disciples.. But I can't reach the world through this place.. Lord, I pray and ask that you take me someplace where I can be heard and where I can have influence on decisions being made. Lord, lead me to where you want me to be, because I don't feel it here...In Jesus' Mighty and Glorious Name... Amen..

[- And just as the last word left his lips, the room became quiet again. Everyone, except for Flex on the phone, the chicks barfing, Jeb looking at his full bucket, and tobias twitching on the floor, is gone-]

[-No one but the guy holding the camera seems to notice the disappearances. Just when he's about to freak out. He's in another locker room with Maroon, Hall, Stevens, Bob Van Dam, and unfortunately Nuke and his Llamas. They appear confused. The camera gets them in mid sentence.-]

[-Edward Stevens-] .. are we, Erik? And where's the other people that were in the locker room?

[-Maroon-] I dunno where we are at, Ed.. And I really don't care where everyone else was..

[-Shawn Hall-] So, what just happened??

[-Maroon-] Best I can tell was that God transported us. Like he did Phillip after he baptized the eunuch.

[-Read the Book. It's in Acts.-]

[-Shawn Hall-] Well, except for the blue.. This place looks just like the HSW..

[-Edward Stevens-] Must be the same designer..

[-Their curiosities come to a conclusion when he walks through the door-]

[-David Tyson-] Hey, guys.. Welcome.. Didn't hear you come in.. Welcome to your new home.. Welcome to AWA!!!

[-Nuke-] Oh.. Oh.. Oh... Can I be world champ.. My Llamas and I will start a stable... The Llamas of Darkness!! Or should it be. The Ministry of Llamas??

[-Bob Van Dam-] I like cookies!!!!

[-Roll Credits-]