Road Trip
Posted on 10/10/2004 at 03:04:52 AM by Legends of Wrasslin

[-It's been a slow week and Our Heroes are bored. As well as His Own Hero, Shawn Hall. Not that they wanted to go, but they got an invitation to travel to Nukeville to see Nuke and his Llama Farm. They wouldn't have gone, but Nuke said that he'll pay or the gas and food. So, they took a trip in Maroon's Dodge Neon-]

[-Shawn Hall-] You're a national recognized wrestling superstar and you're driving a Dodge Neon..

[-Hurricane-] Whuzzup Wid Dat?

[-Maroon-] Just because I have a substantial amount of money.. Does not mean, I have to conform to what the public thinks are cool cars.. I'm still Jenny from the block.. Plus.. The Lord is my Provider.. As well as my Shepard.. I shall not want..

[-Shawn Hall-] You blew it didn't you?

[-Edward Stevens-] I don't care what you did with it.. I'm tired of sitting in gum..

[-Ed gets gum off his butt-]

[-Edward Stevens-] Pull over at the next rent a car place.. I'll pay for a rental.

[-Twenty minutes later...-]

[-Edward Stevens-] Ok guys.. Have your boarding basses ready..

[-They stand there and look at the car-]

[-Edward Stevens-] What!?

[-Maroon-] It's an Intrepid..

[-Edward Stevens-] It's bigger then the Neon..

[-Shawn Hall-] He's got a point...

[-Maroon-] Shaddup.. It looks like my grandma's car..

[-Shawn Hall-] I thought your grandma has a Lincoln..

[-Maroon-] I said shut it.. Ed.. You complain about my car.. And then you get this one.. What the stink? Why not get an SUV or something..

[-Edward Stevens-] Because I haven't got paid yet.. The HSW check bounced, and all I can get is this one... At least it has a CD player..

[-Shawn Hall-] Yeah he's got a point..

[-Maroon-] .........

[-Shawn Hall-] Shutting it.. I'll just go try and hitch us a ride..

[-Edward Stevens-] Make sure it's not a Dodge Stratus.. Maroon's big head might now fit..

[-Maroon-] Why the heck are we hitching.. We've got two cars now..

[-Shawn Hall-] I don't want to be in the middle of this sibling rivalry.. I'll just flag a car down and ride with them..

[-Maroon-] Fine..

[-Edward Stevens-] Fine.. You've just been pimped..

[-Maroon-] ...........

[-Hall sticks his thumb out and starts waving down cars as Maroon walks back to his car-]

[-Edward Stevens-] What are you doing? I rented this car..

[-Maroon-] Yeah.. but I OWN this one.. I'm not going to leave it on the road on the way to NukeVille.. Jeepers Creepers might come and steal it...

[-Edward Stevens-] But I already paid for the weekend for this car..

[-Maroon-] So, "pimp" it out or something.. I'm taking my car with me to NukeVille.. you can come or not..

[-Edward Stevens-] Hmm.. How about NOT!!!

[-Maroon-] Suit yourself..

[-Maroon gets in his car-]

[-Edward Stevens-] You just going to leave Shawn out him by himself?

[-Maroon-] Yeah.. Yeah I think I am..

[-Maroon gets in his car and drives off-]

[-Edward Stevens-] Hey Shawn.. you want a ride?

[-Shawn Hall-] Nah.. I think someone stopping now.. Yep they are..

[-An odd looking HumVee stops and Shawn gets in and drives off-]

[-Edward Stevens-] But what about Jeepers Creepers?

[-But no one is around to answer him.. As Ed gets in his car, locks the doors and starts driving-]

[-Meanwhile.. in the Neon-]

[-Maroon-] Making my way downtown......

[-Elsewhere in the Intrepid and or Concorde-]

[-Edward Stevens-] Rewind it back... Stevens got the sweetness to make your booty go SMACK!

[-Back where Shawn Hall is. Shawn sits in the back of the vehicle noticing the irony of the situation of his generous benefactors-]

[-Ezekiel Van Dam-] So, where you off too, brother?

[-Shawn Hall-] Umm.. NukeVille..

[-Jeb Van Dam-] Us too.. Going to see a friend of ours.. Help him put up a barn..

[-Shawn Hall-] Really.. Who?

[-Jeb Van Dam-] Brother Nukarias...

[-Shawn Hall-] You've got to be kidding me..

[-Bob Van Dam-] I LIKE COOKIES!!!!

[-Meanwhile in NukeVille-]

[-Maroon-] You didnt say I had to help raise a barn, Nuke..

[-Nuke-] Come on Maroon.. I need a place to store the Llamas because Jeepers Creepers is out right now and feeding..

[-Maroon-] Can't you just give me gas money some sunflower seeds a spit cup and let me go back home??

[-Nuke-] Hey look.. More help is here..

[-The HumBee pulls up and The Van Dams get out and so does Shawn Hall-]

[-Maroon-] ........

[-Shawn Hall-] Dont say anything..

[-Maroon-] How the heck did that happen??

[-Shawn Hall-] Coincidence, I guess.. Where's Ed?

[-Maroon-] There's no such thing... And I dunno.. He prolly got lost..

[-Ezekiel Van Dam-] Your friend better be careful... Jeepers Creepers is out this time of year...

[-Maroon-] Thanks Zeke...

[-Shawn Hall-] I tell you it was torture riding with them.. All I heard most of the way was Bob's facination with cookies..

[-Bob Van Dam-] I LIKE COOKIES!!!

[-Nuke-] Really??!? Well.. I LIKE HAMBURGERS!!!

[-BVD does the finger pointy thing-]

[-Bob Van Dam-] Bob..... Van.....

[-Wait for it-]

[-Bob Van Dam-] DAM!!!!

[-And Nuke does similar finger pointy things.. But points to his stomach-]

[-Nuke-] Nukerias... Van.....

[-Wait for it...-]

[-Maroon-] I dont want to wait..

[-Shawn Hall-] Me either.. Let's book... What about Ed??

[-Maroon-] He'll find his way back.. Let's go..

[-They get in the Neon and take off before Nuke can go...-]

[-Nuke-] Dam...

[-Meanwhile in a dark wet basement, Edward Stevens is tied up and you hear eerie music-]

[-Eerie Music-] Jeepers Creepers.. where'd you get those peepers... Jeepers Creepers... Where'd you get that ass...

[-Edward Stevens-] Please not my sweetness... Please dont touch the ass... Anything but the ass...

[-I Like Cookies... BIZNATCH!!-]