So.. We Meet Again.. For the First Time Since The Last Time Which Was The First Time... I think
Posted on 12/10/2004 at 08:43:42 PM by Maroon

[This roleplay is filmed infront of a live studio audience]

[-On the previous Maroon roleplay...-]

[-Shawn Hall-] Ok.. we're locked in the freezer at McDonalds what the hell are we going to do??

[-Edward Stevens-] Its like the planet Hoth in here...

[-Maroon-] .........

[-Edward Stevens-] What?!? I bought the Star Wars DVD collection last week..

[-Nuke-] I hate being frozen... Bad memories of poo in my face..

[-Maroon-] I dont know about you guys.. But if this was the planet Hoth.. I'd have one of those light sabers cut open tons of fun's belly here and we could all stay warm until Han Solo comes and saves us...

[Maroon roleplay opening title credits and theme music plays]

[-Maroon-] So, it has come to this Edward. You against me. Battle of the Boehemoths. Hermano y Hermano. I'm surprised that they didn't save this for a PPV. But I guess they thought you wouldn't show up.. I kid I kid... So, Ed.. What's up?

I want you to know that I'm on fire right now. I feel like I can't be stopped. Did you see that Eye Poke of Doom and the Spin-Maroonie I did the other night? Man it was AWESOME! I just wanted you to know a few other moves that I know.. Aight? And just so you know.. I stole this bit from Chris Jericho when he was on WCW Thunder about six years ago..

[-Maroon gets out a rolled up scroll and opens it up and the bottom part hits the floor of the ring. Oh yeah, he's in a wrestling ring, forgot to mention that earlier. And that paper rolls all out. Signifying a long list of moves..-]

These are all the moves I know.. there's about a thousand and five of them... So this will take a while...
1) Abdominal claw
2) Abdominal stretch
3) Abdominal Stretch, Inverted Face Lock
4) Abdominal Stretch w/ Abdominal Claw
5) Achilles Tendon Hold
6) Achilles Tendon Hold, Reverse
7) Achilles Tendon Hold,Standing
8) Ankle Lock
9) Ankle Lock, Reverse

And remember how you asked about the Ankle Lock, Standing?? You know the one where I get you ALL the time on SCW Team Booyah! for PS2?Thats number 10..
11) Arm Scissors, Short
12) Armbar

[-We take a break. For a paid commerical from The Democratic National Committee-]

[-John Kerry-] Hi... I'M JOHN KERRY.. And I was in vietnam.. Right now, George W Bush is preparing a commerical like this one where he will say something in regards to this campaign. But I want you to know that I'm against it. I don't care what it is. George W Bush is leading this country in the wrong direction.. I will lead this country in the right direction. I will get in the drivers seat and lead the way. I will jump in the river and save drowing men. I'm JOHN KERRY and I hate George W Bush... Remember Democrates.. Vote for Me... JOHN KERRY on Wednesday November 3rd.

[-The preceding was paid by the National Democrats for John Kerry-]

346) Hammerlock, Back to Back Elevated
347) Hammerlock w/ Armbar
348) Hammerlock w/ Neck Submission
349) Hammerlock w/ Step Over Armbar
350) Head Lock, Side

[-I'm George Bush and I approve this message.-]

[-W-] Hi.. I'm George W Bush. And I want to say that my opponent has a beautiful wife. I would say that she was a bonifide hottie... Heh heh.. I also don't like the new Scion. I mean. Come on. It makes the Volvo look sexy. I also don't like my haircut. It could have been better. But Anyways. I'm going to go now. Order some more bombings.. Watch out. Gig Em.

[-This message paid for by The Republicans who hate John Kerry. Like most of us do. I mean. Come on. He's a flip flopper.-]

799) Surfboard w/ Chinlock, Inverted
800) Surfboard w/ Inverted Facelock, Inverted
801) Three Quarter Nelson
802) Thumb to the Neck... Bet you thought I didn't know that one did you?

[-We're back to John Kerry-]

[-John Kerry-] Hello.. I'm Vietnam Vet JOHN KERRY!!! And George W Bush has made some accusations just now, that I must retort... First off.. George W Bush has the nerve to call my wife hot. What the hell?? She only started to get better looking after the first 25 million. It looks like someone set fire to her face and put it out with a shovel. How dare George W Bush call my wife pretty? Secondly. I love the Scion. Sure it's boxy. But at least its not Air Force One. This president is so removed from the people that he rides around in an airplane built for saftey. I will lead this country driving a Scion. When I drive a Scion I like to feel like I'm a white boy gangsta rapper. Fo schizzle my nizzle. Gizzle Doubadizzle Bushizzle has nizzle on mizzle. And thirdly. George W Bush has a very nice hair cut. He has a haircut that Antonio Banderas would die for. Oh my God, George W Bush. Love the haircut. Remember these things when you vote on Wed. Nov 3rd. One... Ugly wife.. Horrible.... Secondly. gangsta rappin scion driver.. And Thirdly... Amazing haircut. I'M JOHN KERRY!!

[-And we're back-]

1003) Wristlock, Belly to Belly
1004) Wristlock, Belly to Back
and
1005) Wristlock w/ Neck Submission, Belly to Belly

So there you go Edward.. I hope you like it. Ok? Good... Congratulations..

[-On the next Maroon'd-]

[-Undecided Voter-] And I said to him... Thats Gross... I would only do that for twenty dollars..

[-Ralph Nader-] Hiya register voters...

[-Another Undecided-] RALPH NADER!!!

[-Ralph Nader-] Remember when you shouldnt play around when powerlines are down...

[-Maroon-] What the heck Nader? What did I tell you about showing up in my roleplays?!?!?! Get the hell out!!!

[Maroon is a bi-partisan Roleplayer]