Sweatin' At The Oldies
Posted on 19/10/2004 at 10:08:07 PM by Maroon

[-Maroon pulls up to a retirement home. He steps out of his car. and walks up to the door. Just to let you know. Maroon supports old people. He feels, although wrinkly and dangeourous behind the wheel, they can serve a purpose. Well we also see that as he gets closer to the door that it's a WRESTLING RETIREMENT home. HA... Betcha thought that he wasn't going to play the old card didn't you?-]

[-Maroon-] HEY OLD LADY! HOW ARE YOU ?!

[-Mae Young-] You don't have to yell, young man..

[-Maroon-] FANTASTIC!!! I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME..

[-Mae Young-] What with? Do you want me to flash you?

[-Maroon-] .................

[-Mae Young-] Well?

[-Maroon-] NO THANK YOU!!! I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN OF MY OWN SOMEDAY THANK YOU!!! I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU COULD SHOW ME WHERE THIS MAN IS STAYING...

[-He shows her a picture of Hulk Hogan-]

[-Mae Young-] Oh yes, he is down the hall, his nephew is here also.

[-Maroon-] GREAT THANKS!!! DON'T GO DYING ON ME NOW, OK?

[-He starts walking through the halls of the old folks home-]

[-Maroon-] It smells like poo and death...

[-Jake the Snake-] Hey!!! I'll give you my snake for some crack!!!

[-Maroon-] I'm sorry?

[-Jake the Snake-] I will give you my snake for some crack..

[-Maroon-] Ohhh.. I'm all out..

[-Jake the Snake-] What about some marijana?

[-Maroon-] Sorry.. I pass on grass..

[-Jake the Snake-] Some roofies?

[-Maroon-] Nope..

[-Jake the Snake-] Coffee grounds?

[-Maroon-] Just sold my last bag to a kid...

[-Jake the Snake-] A box of twinkies and some superglue?

[-Maroon-] I'm going to go far away now, ok?

[-Maroon starts to walk. No he runs away-]

[-Jake the Snake-] I'LL SETTLE FOR A SHARPIE MARKER!!!!

[-Maroon comes to stop running outside a door and sees a tall bald looking retard. he decideds to ask the man a question-]

[-Maroon-] Hey do you know this man?

[-Maroon shows the picture of Hulk Hogan-]

[-Horace-] Yeah that's my uncle..

[-Maroon-] You're uncle is Force?

[-Horace-] No.. My uncle is Hulk Hogan..

[-Maroon-] I'm sorry.. You just said that your uncle is this man in this picture.. This man is a picture of Force... And your name again?

[-Horace-] Horace..

[-Maroon-] Your name is Horace Force?

[-Horace-] No..

[-Maroon-] Ahh.. your uncle makes you not use his last name because it's hard to say?

[-Horace-] Not really..

[-Maroon-] Fantastic.. You're not going to mind if I go in and see your uncle do I?

[-Horace-] I guess not..

[-Maroon-] Fantastic..

[-Maroon goes inside and he see's 'Force' watching Jeopardy. He sits down on the bed next to him.-]

[-Maroon-] What is the Continental Congress?!

[-Alex Trebeck-] Sorry.. Sorry..

[-Maroon-]
This bites.. I'm glad that Wheel of Fortune comes on next... That game will make you feel like you're in mensa...

[-'Force'-] What's up bruthah?

[-Maroon-] Not much, Force.. I just wanted to see how you're doing... I know things with Tawyna have been bad with her eating your baby and all.. And then you started drinking.. But.. Hey.. We have our memories right??

[-'Force'-] What are you talking about?

[-Maroon-] Oh... I remember back when you and T where first dating.. You'd have moonnlight dinners.. You'd kiss her during promos.. It was all really gross.. It's no wonder you hopped on the Jimmy Bean Express..

[-'Force'-] I still don't know what you're talking about. Maybe I can't hear you too good..

[-'Force' does a little spinning hand thing and puts his hand to his ear-]

[-Maroon-] Well, I just wanted to make sure that you're ok.. Also.. do you need anything for this match? Should we have a handicap ramp? Should we do it before dinner? You know.. like at 3:30 pm?

[-'Force'-] Ok? Is Hall going to be there?

[-Maroon-] Sure..and my Brother..

[-'Force'-] Your 'bruthah?' You mean?

[-Maroon-] Yep yep.. I can have them do a run in if you want.. Should they be mindful of your hip?

[-'Force'-] If he could please...

[-Maroon-] Well, it's past your bedtime, ol' timer.. I think you should be getting to bed.. You have a busy day of waking up at 4:30 for no reason what so ever, ok?

[-'Force'-] Ok.. night night sunny jim..

[-Maroon-] Night night, Forks..

[-'Force' lays down and goes to sleep, only after taking out his teeth and putting them in a glass of water.. Maroon leaves and tells Horace Force about his uncle. And on his way back he runs into....-]

[-Jake the Snake-] What about some fruity pebbles and scotch tape?

[-Maroon kicks him in the business and runs outside-]

[-Holla-]