And To Your Left Is An Idiot..

    Posted by Maroon and Stevens on 23/10/2001, 1:30 am
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    [-The scene opens up on Hardcore Icons couch. Yep we stole it from his house. We didnt have anice leather couch in my apartment. So we just took it. Yeah it doesnt go well with the fake wood coffee table. But hey.. Who cares. We stole his couch-]

    [-Prodigy-] Another beer, bud...

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!? Youre not 21.. I cant in my good senses give you a beer if youre not 21.. Our mother could be watching..

    [-Prodigy-] Hello?!? Our Mother is the one that buys me beer.. Why cant you do it??

    [-Maroon-] Because no means.. No.. And I dont want to hear it again..

    [-Ben-] Hey, Mr Maroon.. Can I have a beer?!?

    [-Maroon-] Sure can buddy.. Here you go..

    [-Ben-] Thanks...

    [-Prodigy-] .......

    [-Maroon-] What!?!

    [-Prodigy-] .......

    [-Maroon-] What goddammit?!?

    [-Prodigy-] Hello??! You gave an 8 year old a beer.. But you cant give me one??

    [-Maroon-] Look.. Charlize is his mom.. And she's really hot.. And I think I have a chance to do her.. So if she sees that Im good with the boy.. She'll get all loosy goosey on me..

    [-Prodigy-] Thats just messed up man..

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!? Thats your furture step-nephew right there ok?!?

    [-Maroon and Stevens' Brother, Evan-] Hey guys.. Can I sit on the couch?!?

    [-Maroon-] Did you help steal it?!?

    [-Maroon and Stevens' Brother, Evan-] Well, no..

    [-Prodigy-] Are you a wrestler?!?

    [-Maroon and Stevens' Brother, Evan-] Not professionally..

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!?!? Then you cant sit here..

    [-Prodigy-] Hello?!?!

    [-Maroon and Stevens' Brother, Evan-] Fine.. Well you know that Shawn Hall quit right?!?

    [-Maroon-] Duh... Hello?!?!

    [-Prodigy-] Why do you think we're not cutting a promo right now.. Hall quit.. Loner is well.. Being Loner.. The CCW doesnt have a World Champ..

    [-Maroon-] The CCW doesnt have a charismatic leader like Shawn Hall anymore...

    [-Prodigy-] Hardcore Idiot doesnt have his couch..

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!??! The SCW won this war.. We're going to be in the main event by ourselves..

    [-Prodigy-] Well you know.. That sneaky commissioner Ace might try to be a jackal and come down and beat us with his non wrestling abilities..

    [-Maroon-] I've already thought about that...

    [-Prodigy-] And?!?

    [-Maroon-] Oh nothing.. We're powerless to his whims.. We cant do anything that will make us look better then him.. I mean.. Hello!??! He beat our Nuke... He beat Nuke.. And if he can beat Nuke.. Then he can beat any of us..

    [-Prodigy-] Yeah youre right.. I guess being an active wrestler doesnt mean much when you are the commissioner of a federation..

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!?! For that you get a beer....

    [-Prodigy-] Really?!?? Suh-Weet!!

    [-Maroon-] ..... when youre 21..

    [-Prodigy-] Hot Dammit!!!

    [-Maroon and Stevens' Brother, Evan-] Hello?!?

    [-Maroon-] Dont say that..

    [-The End?!?! Or Is It?!? What Will Happen To Hardcore Icons Couch??-]