Maroon Gets Drunk And Passes Out..

    Posted by Maroon on 23/10/2001, 5:55 am
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    [-Yeah like the title said. But its on Hardcore Icons leather couch. And through the wonderful world of make believe. You can see into Maroon's dream-]

    [-Cameron-] Yeah thats it..

    [-Lucy-] Keep going..

    [-Salma-] Oh that feels good..

    [-Drew-] I want in too..

    [-Charlize-] Shoot it all over me...

    [-Maroon-] Be careful ladies.. Theres only so much of me to go around.. But thats not a bad thing.... Its a good thing...

    [-Shawn Hall-] Eh buddy..

    [-Maroon-] Shawn?!?! What the hell are you doing here!??!

    [-Shawn Hall-] I dunno.. This is your dream.. you got drunk and passed out..

    [-Maroon-] But.. Im in the middle of a Cameron,Lucy,Drew,Salma,Charlize,Maroonie sammich..

    [-Shawn Hall-] No youre not.. Youre eating pringles naked..

    [-Maroon-] What the feck... I am nekkid eating pringles..

    Crowd: HOLY SH!T!!! HOLY SH!T!!!!

    [-Maroon-] What the hell is that??

    [-Shawn Hall-] Thats the CCW fans.. They're letting you know something is not right?!?

    [-Maroon-] What do you mean.. The SCW thing is bling bling.. Money in the bank..

    [-Shawn Hall-] ......

    [-Maroon-] What?!?

    [-Shawn Hall-] Its not working, maing..

    [-Maroon-] Yeah it is.. Me and you are fighting.. Youre CCW.. Im SCW...

    [-Shawn Hall-] And who else is fighting..

    [-Maroon-] Umm.. Ed and Force kick your ass all the time..

    [-Shawn Hall-] Thats not what I meant..

    [-Maroon-] Hey, Its not my fault.. The CCW Fed Heads wont listen to any of my ideas.. They think if I kick your ass every show that it would be ok and would make me happy with this 'invasion'

    [-Shawn Hall-] I know..

    [-Maroon-] I mean.. I wanted the CCW to get over as much as the SCW... If not more.. But.. I think that the CCW is just killing itself with laziness and repeat performers that they are using the SCW as a scapegoat for its down fall.. Hello?!? The World Champ is no where to be seen..

    Every other character is one dimensional and their stories arent entertaining. They all think that they are the best but nothing sets the off from the other...

    The people running the place as far as I could tell really couldnt make it as actual performers which is why they chose to run the shows after themselves.. Why else would Ace book himselves in main events and win while not saying anything. Why else would Hardcore Icon be the star of the show?!?

    Hello?!? My name is Hardcore Icon.. There's like 4000 other feds.. 2567 of them have Hardcore Icons in them.. If its just the Hardcore and Ace show.. Why do they blame the SCW for stinkin up the place.. At least the SCW makes a point to say things.. Unlike champions such as Loner and Flood..

    [-Shawn Hall-] Yeah its a good thing this is your dream and they cant hear you.. Or you might be fired...

    [-Maroon-] Well.. Im might as well shut up.. Because then I would be able to win a belt around here.. Or maybe if I ask for a match against Ace I might get one.. I know I'll lose because he is such the better performer then I am.. And I suck..

    Yeah.. I know the SCW was my idea, Shawn.. But honestly.. do you think it could have done a lot better.. I did things on my part.. It was the crap assed booking.. The staff didnt even try.. If they werent so busy calling each other gay and getting their cocks sucked by the belt holders who dont even try.. Then theres no reason to even blame me and the guys for our original ideas to the fed..

    Call it a rehashed nWo, Invasion I dont care.. It was unique to all the players involved.. And would have been good at least for a few weeks... Instead of the shit they they produced..

    [-Shawn Hall-] So what are you saying...

    [-Maroon-] Obviously, Im drunk, Shawn.. Im talking out my naked ass...

    [-Freddy Krueger-] The souls of your friends.. You and I must drain.. You've got the body.. And Ive got the brains...

    [-Freddy takes off his hat and slices his head with his razor knives-]

    [-Crowd-] HOLY SH!T!!! HOLY SH!T!!!

    [-Shawn Hall-] Yep.. I think I hear my midgets calling me, taker easy..

    [-Maroon-] Kaner later... Umm.. Freddy.. what are you going to do??

    [-Freddy-] I'm your boyfriend now..

    [-Maroon-] Yeah..I think you want Nukes dream..

    [-Freddy jumps and stabs Maroon in the chest with his claws. Outside the dream world... Maroon grasps at his chest sits up on Hardcore Icons leather couch and collapses. Stevens walks by-]

    [-Prodigy-] Finally.. I get a beer..

    [-Maroon-] *********!

    [-Prodigy drinks the beer and walks off-]