Who's That Spartan Under My Tee Pee

    Posted by Maroon W/ SCW on 9/10/2001, 6:55 am
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    [-Its Moments after CCW Days Of Wreckoning went off the air and SCW Members, Force w/ Tawnya step into an awaiting limo. Nuke gets in right behind him, followed by Stevens. Maroon is about to step in the limo when someone starts yelling for him-]

    [-Lynn Johnson-] Maroon... Mister Maroon??!??

    [-Maroon stops and looks at the reporter chick and grins-]

    [-Maroon-] Hey slut.. Whats up??

    [-Lynn-] I was wondering if I could get word with you about this attack on the CCW and the events that will no doubt cause an aftershock in the bowels of the CCW for some time to come...

    [-Maroon-] Hello??? No you cant...

    [-Maroon gets in the limo and closes the door-]

    [-Maroon-] Black Limo Driver... To the Hotel...

    [-Black Limo Driver-] Yes, sir..

    [-The Limo drives off and Lynn Johnson just stands there-]

    [-Lynn-] .......

    [-Meanwhile.. Back In The Limo-]

    [-Maroon-] And I was like.... '*SPIT* Take that you CCW piece of crap'!!

    [-Prodigy-] Hello??? I was there..

    [-Maroon-] I know.. I just like replaying it over and over in my head... I bet Shawn Hall is really pissed about now..

    [-Nuke-] I dont even think that he is conscience right about now..

    [-Maroon-] Yeah you're right.. You know what I thought about while I was kicking the crap out of Shawn Hall??

    [-Force-] The long standing friendship and history that you two have had together??

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!? No.. Not that at all.. I was thinking.. 'If I was a chick.. I would look at myself nekkid in the mirror all day'

    [-Prodigy-] Hello?? Who wouldnt?? Dont you do that Tawnya??

    [-Tawnya-] Sometimes..

    [-Maroon-] That's hot.. And you know what else I was thinking??

    [-Nuke-] How, Shawn Hall has ridden on your coat tails for a long time.. Using your sucess and charismatic wit to further his own career via midget mocking??

    [-Maroon-] Hello?? No... I was thinking.. If Diet Dr Pepper tastes more like real Dr Pepper..

    [-Force-] I dont think it does...

    [-Maroon-] And you know what I was thinking after I was done beating on Shawn Hall and we totally dismantled the core of the CCW tonight??

    [-Prodigy-] That Rose McGowan will make a better Charmed sister??

    [-Maroon-] Hello?? No.. I was thinking.. Shawn Hall sure cries a lot about not really ever 'fighting' me for real one on one fight.. He always brings that up.. You guys ever notice that??

    [-Prodigy-] Hello?!??! He's heart broken.. You broke his heart..

    [-Maroon-] I know.. And it makes me sad...

    [-Nuke-] Really??

    [-Maroon-] No, not really.. I mean.. It's like he wants to fight me. He wants to try and prove to himself that he doesnt have the 'Edge Factor'

    [-Force-] Whats the 'Edge Factor'??

    [-Maroon-] The 'Edge Factor' is a disease that Shawn Hall has.. The symptoms consist of jealousy, guilt, and redundancy.. When he saw that I have made something of myself as The SCW Champion and SCW Leader... He saw something that he didnt have when he was the 'Hand Me Down Champ' Who followed him??

    [-Black Limo Driver-] You all did..

    [-Maroon-] .......

    [-Force-] ......

    [-Nuke-] .......

    [-Prodigy-] ......

    [-Tawnya-] ......

    [-Maroon-] Black Limo Driver.. When we get to the hotel.. You are sooooooo fired..

    But you know.. If those peckers in the CCW ever let us have a match against those eejits in the CCW with their anal hymens all busted up.. I know that then they would know just how devestating we are..

    [-Force-] Yeah, I would so take it to Loner and show him how Extreme an Ex-Warrior can be..

    [-Prodigy-] Hello?? And If they gave me the chance.. I would so take Korruption and stick my foot up his bum and make him kiss my sweet ass...

    [-Nuke-] And if they ever wanted to see who the real HaRdCoRe Icon was.. They wouldnt have to look at the idiot who wears the torn shorts...

    [-Tawyna-] And I would watch Force go Extreme on Loner..

    [-Maroon-] I would also show Shawn Hall what years of friendship built on the 'Edge Factor' can do to a guy....... But... Oh well.. The CCW wont give us matches.. So I guess the CCW will never know for sure that they cant beat us..

    [-Prodigy-] Yeah.. Youre right..

    [-Force-] I guess it will be one of those Unsolved Mysteries..

    [-The Limo stops and Burt opens the door to the limo. As Force, Tawnya, Stevens, Nuke and Maroon get out. Maroon stops and reaches into his pocket-]

    [-Maroon-] Heres your two dollars..

    [-Burt-] Thank you sir..

    [-Maroon-] God, I hate you, Burt..

    [-roll credits-]