Last Rites

    Posted by Maroon and Some Midgets on 15/10/2001, 1:20 pm
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    [-Maroon drives up to the arena where tonights card is supposed to take place in his 1976 Dodge Aspen. 'Click Click Boom' is on the radio. It turns off and when he turns the car off he gets out and Stevens runs up to him-]

    [-Prodigy-] Hey bro, where have you been all weekend??

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!?! Its called a weekend for a reason.. To take some time off...

    [-Prodigy-] But I thought we were going to goto Hooters..

    [-Maroon-] You goto Hooters everynight.. You prolly went four times this weekend..

    [-Prodigy-] Hello?!? Five...

    [-Maroon-] Ok then.. Help me get this shit out of the trunk...

    [-Maroon and Stevens goto the trunk and open it. It cuts to one of those inside the trunk cams looking up at our heros looking down into at the contents of the trunk. Just like in the movies, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and From Dusk Till Dawn.. You know what Im talking about-]

    [-Prodigy-] Awww theyre so cute..

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!?! Theyre not cute.. Theyre midgets...

    [-Prodigy-] I know theyre midgets.. But why do you have Shawn Hall's midgets tied up in the back of your trunk?? Are they dead??

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!? Are they in midget coffins?? No theyre not dead.. I kidnapped them all..

    [-Prodigy-] How many do you have in there?!?!

    [-Maroon-] I would like to say about one-hundred and thirty-three...

    [-Prodigy-] Did you get Midgkishi?!?

    [-Maroon-] Yeah.. He was rehabbing his shoulder at the time of abduction..

    [-Prodigy-] Midgetcane??

    [-Maroon-] Yep yep.. I pretended I was a stranded victim and he wooshed in to save me and I clobbered him with a sock full of staplers..

    [-Prodigy-] Whatsupwithdat??

    [-Maroon-] Whats up with what!?!? Hello?? Ive done this to prove to Shawn Hall that I can get to him whenever and whereever and to people that he cares about.. even though theyre midgets..

    I would see Shawns interviews this weekend.. And I thought I was just watching repeats of the best of Shawn Hall for the week of October 7th...

    Yeah he has my SCW Belt... But the only reason he did that was because he is a theif.. And thieves are theives because they are too ingnorant and uninspired to do things for themselves so they resort to stealing of other peoples property.. Plus he's still jealous..

    [-Prodigy-] And what is kidnapping??

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!?!? Theyre midgets.. When I crossed over the canadian/american border yesterday they asked why the trunk full of midgets.. And I said that I was part of a new circus.... Cirque Bonnevile!! and they believed me.. Plus they were please by the conditions I let the midgets travel in.. Theyre all safe and there is a loaf of bread and a tub of margerine in there if they get hungry..

    [-Prodigy-] And what about the MPA??!? You think he can get to the MPA?!?

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!? Who do you think youre talking too.. I have everything planned out in advance.. The MPA is all on vacations in undisclosed locations.. Not even I know where they went..

    [-Prodigy-] Well all I have to say is that Korruption sucks ass..

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!? I know this.. He's CCW..

    [-Prodigy-] Hooters?!?!?

    [-Maroon-] Ok..

    [-Maroon shuts the trunk and both men get into the car. 'Click Click Boom' starts off where it left off and they goto hooters at 7:18 in the morning-]