Posted by The SCW on 16/10/2001, 5:41 am
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[-SCW Logo Flashes across the screen and it cuts to Maroon standing in a park walking towards the camera-] [-Maroon-] Hi there.. Im Maroon... Leader of The SCW.. You might know me from being responsible for leading a group of elite men and wrestlers into a crap hole of a federation called the CCW and virtually turning it on its side. Forever causing a disturbance on how the place is run.. I bet those of you who are not SCW are wondering how can three guys that no one wanted in the CCW suddenly show up and be a dominant force in this industry.. Well let's first ask one of the original SCW Triad members.. A guy with a sweet ass and my favorite wrestling brother... 'Prodigy' Edward Stevens.. [-Scene cuts to Prodigy inside Hooters with the name 'Prodigy' on the bottom of the screen-] [-Prodigy-] Why did I join The SCW?? Hello?? Why wouldnt you?? Think of all the benefits.. One.. Hooters never gets old.. Two.. Its not the CCW.. It never will be the CCW and the CCW will cease to exist before The SCW falls.. [-Maroon-] Thats right... Chingos of chicken wings... Chicken wings as far as the eye can see??? Can The CCW give you chingos of chicken wings?? I think not.. Now lets see what SCW vet Nuke has to say.. [-Scene cuts to Nuke in Canda with the name 'Nuke' on the bottom of the screen-] [-Nuke-] The SCW is about dominance.. The SCW is about strength.. The SCW is about dedication and tradition.. None of which The CCW has at all... [-Maroon-] For once, Nuke is right.. Hello?? How strong can you be when you are fighting amungst yourselves?? Ace and Scotty Stampede?? Loner and Icon?? Mad Bomber and Havok?!? You fight among yourselves in your mother CCW.. But your quarrels makes the SCW stronger.. We dont fight among ourselves.. Now what about SCW First Lady.. Tawnya... [-Scene cuts to Tawnya inside a locker room with the name 'Tawnya' on the bottom of the screen-] [-Tawnya-] SCW is about being top of the line from all aspects. The SCW knows that a womans point and aspect is needed to run a sufficient ship.. What does the CCW have?? Only woman they have is Prex Axon.. And she's a scared b###h that never says a damn thing.. [-Maroon-] b###hes... b###hes.. Thats what the CCW has more of then The SCW... b###hes.. Flood b###hing because his name sucks.. sky b###hing because his name sucks more.. Everyone else b###hing because Rattlesnake came back to the CCW.. Do we have that in The SCW?? Lets as SCW big man Force.. [-Scene cuts to Force inside a locker room with the name 'Force' on the bottom of the screen-] [-Force-] Does the SCW have any b###hes?? Cant say that I know of any.. But if you are a b###h.. Dont join the SCW.. We dont want you.. [-Maroon-] Thats right.. We dont want you if youre going to be a b###h.. Lets see what a dufflebag full of midgets has to say about being kidnapped from Shawn Hall... [-Scene cuts to A Duffle Bag Full of Midgets inside a trunk of maroons 1976 Dodge Aspen with the name 'Duffle Bag Full of Midgets' on the bottom of the screen-] [-Dufflebag Full Of Midgets-] ........ [-Maroon-] And The SCWs newest member.. Psycotic..
[-Psycotic-] No one saw it coming.. Everyone was suprised. Even those internet marks.. The fact is. The SCW are such geniuses that anyone in the CCW can be in their pocket... [-Maroon-] Correct.. Who knows who is going to turn on the CCW next?? Will it be Flood?!? And bring the CCW IC belt to the SCW?? We at SCW hope not.. Will it be Hardcore Icon?? Will he be upset because he cant win back his title and he makes his team weaker and weaker the more he fights his own team? Or will it be Shawn Hall?? Because Shawn Hall would know that he has no chance in a match against Me... Maroon..The man who actually won the SCW Championship.. And wasnt given it.. Or stole it.. Yes.. I would say that the chances of Shawn Hall joining soon are very good.. Just for the reasons that he is weak and has no drive any more... The SCW needs its jobber.. So our current SCW jobber Burt wont have to worry about that anymore... [-Scene cuts to Burt washing Maroon's car with the name 'Burt' on the bottom of the screen-] [-Burt-] When I wasnt with The SCW.. I was selling crack in Mexico.. Now with The SCW.. Im selling crack all over the united states... Thanks Maroon.. And Thanks SCW.. [-Maroon-] God, I hate you Burt.. So whats it going to be kids?? Are you going to be a part of a b###h class like the CCW?? Or do you want to sell crack across north america also?? Its up to you!!! [-to join the SCW simply CLICK HERE-] |