Hey, I Can Adapt

    Posted by Maroon w/ Some Friends on 16/10/2001, 1:31 pm
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    [-No time for bullshit. Its morning and I have to leave for work in 37 minutes. So no intro. Except we're at Club Maroon'd-]

    [-Maroon-] Ok.. You guys are taking away from my best laid plans of the SCW Invasion.. I just want to make sure everyone is here..

    [-Prodigy-] Everyone is here, bro..

    [-Maroon-] Sweet.. Ok everyone.. I want to welcome you all to the ranks of the New MPA!!! Congratulations..

    [-Shannan McLaren-] Im sorry.. But I have to quit..

    [-McLaren quits-]

    [-Maroon-] No biggie.. Ok.. lets go around the room and introduces ourselves... You all know me.. Im Maroon.. Leader of The SCW. Last SCW Champion until the b###hcakes of an ex-pal of mine, Shawn Hall stole my belt. Well I still am the last champion. But he is still a b###hcakes.. Oh.. and I sign your paychecks..

    [-Brady Gage-] Im like totally Brady Gage. I teamed with Maroon back in XOW...

    [-Brayden Gage-] Well, Im like Brayden Gage.. I teamed with Maroon back in the XOW also.. But I was cooler.. much cooler..

    [-Shannan McLaren-] Im Shannan McLaren.. I date nine year old girls..

    [-Maroon-] I thought you quit...

    [-Shannan McLaren-] I did.. But I came back..

    [-Maroon-] Fine.. ok next..

    [-Charlize-] Hi.. Im Charlize.. And I am Maroon's newest Ho..

    [-Salma-] Hi.. I'm Salma.. And Im also a Ho of Maroon...

    [-Prodigy-] Good choices, bro..

    [-Maroon-] Hello??!? Im a pimp..

    [-Shannan McLaren-] Screw this.. I quit...

    [-McLaren quits-]

    [-Taco Bell Tony-] Yeah... Im Taco Bell Tony.. And I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Taco Bell!!!

    [-Maroon-] Good to meet you.. Keep going..

    [-Stan-] Hi there.. Im Stan.. Part of the New Age Pride...

    [-Kent-] Hey, me too... Thats super...

    [-Shannan McLaren-] Ok.. I decided to come back..

    [-Maroon-] Fine..

    [-Shannan McLaren-] And I brought another new member..

    [-9 Year Old Wife Of Shannan McLaren-] I like frogs..

    [-Maroon-] ........

    [-Prodigy-] ........

    [-Baron Von Viking-] .......

    [-Maroon-] Ok.. keep going..

    [-Maroon And Stevens Brother, Evan-] You really are going to let me work for you guys??

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!? Thats why youre here...

    [-Maroon And Stevens Brother, Evan-] Cool.. Do I get paid??

    [-Maroon-] No..

    [-Shannan McLaren-] Thats it I quit...

    [-McLaren quits-]

    [-Shannan McLaren-] Ok I returned.. Im The Shit..

    [-Maroon-] sheesh... Next??

    [-DuffleBag Of Midgets-] ........

    [-Honky Tonk Mark-] I AM THE GREATEST.. IC CHAMPION!!! Dont hurt me Honky.. Thats right, baby...

    [-Gaseous Monster-] BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!

    [-Shannan McLaren-] I quit..

    [-McLaren qu..

    [-Shannan McLaren-] Nevermind..

    [-Brother Ape-] Praise Jesus... Praise The Lord and Savoir of all my ape kinfolk.. Blessed art thou...

    [-Freddie McFriendless-] Hi guys!!

    [-No One Pays attention to Freddie-]

    [-Mr Safetypants-] Remember kids... When sticking pennies in electric outlets... Be sure that your feet are not grounded.. That way.. The shock wont hurt as much.. Play it safe...!!!

    [-Maroon-] Nice... now lets finish it off...

    [-Squirrel Apprentice-] Hi Sam...

    [-Maroon-] No one's name here is Sam...

    [-Squirrel Apprentice-] Sam and I just thank you and hope that our days in the MPA are long.. Just like our uncle Squirrel Masters, Sam...

    [-Sam The Squirrel-] ......

    [-Maroon-] Cool.. we're keeping it in the family... And lastly.. You??

    [-Samurai Wassup-] Desu ku.. Sokoru mastua chin qual kamera.. WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP!!!!

    [-Maroon-] Very good.. Im glad you all could be here.. I just wanted you all to know that yes.. You should be scared of being kidnapped by Shawn Hall.. Thats a chance Im willing to take.. He can not.. And I mean can not.. Disrupt the flow of business here at Club Maroon'd or the plans of The SCW...

    What he did to the MPA1.0 is forgivable.. But asking me to wear a shirt that says.. Maroon Love Rocky.. Im sorry.. But that motherfu(ker just stepped over and crushed any friendship that the two of us have built.. So I say.. FU(K SHAWN HALL..

    Is that where you were at instead of at the show, Shawn?? Were you too scared to show up at your CCW show?? Well, since you're making an ass out of yourself now.. Kidnapping people.. Stealing my Belt.. and above all else.. Wanting me to wear a Rocky shirt... SXREW YOU!!!!

    You want your match.. You got your match..

    [-Shannan McLaren-] Im sorry.. but I quit..

    [-McLaren Quits-]