Paul Heyman: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT... MAROON HAS JOINED THE ALLIANCE!!!

    Posted by Maroon on 19/10/2001, 12:23 am
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    [-we come back from commercial break-]

    [-Maroon-] Ok.. jokes over Shawn.. get the hell out.. We have to keep this kayfabe up for the fans like were really mad at each other.. or they wont buy it.. Then it will be all over the internet that we're really friends.. that we talk on MSN Chat.. Im going to your sisters birthday skating party this weekend.. We cant have it.

    [-Shawn Hall-] Hello?? all your fans are 12 years old.. They arent allowed in here...

    [-Maroon-] Hello???!? Stop using my 'Hello??' Cause now that youre using it... Idiots like RattleSnayk and Flood are going to use it.. Thats all I need is for another.. 'i got nothing' to happen..

    [-Shawn Hall-] Jerkface?!? What the hell is wrong with you???

    [-Maroon-] Hello????! Im trying to pick back up the kayfabe..

    [-Charlize, Maroon's newest MPA Ho.. walks in the door with her 7 year old son, Ben-]

    [-Charlize-] Hey Mr. Maroon.. I brought my son.. He wanted to meet you..

    [-Maroon-] What tha??

    [-Ben gets a confused look on his face as he sees Maroon and Hall two enemies on TV standing next to each other playing 'Whos Line Is It Anyways?'-]

    [-Ben-] Whats going on?? Whats Shawn Hall doing here?? Did he join the SCW too?!?

    [-Maroon-] Umm... errr.... Uh.. No.. he didnt.. He just broke in and I was just about to do this..

    [-Maroon knees Shawn Hall in the gut-]

    [-Shawn Hall-] Ooooof..

    [-Ben-] Yeah.. Kick his ass Mr. Maroon...

    [-Charlize-] Benjamin!?!?

    [-Maroon then hip tosses Shawn Hall as he's doubled over onto a table and it breaks-]

    [-Maroon-] I told him it wouldnt be a good idea to come inside.. But he had to go and attack me..

    [-Maroon starts kicking Hall in the chest as he's down-]

    [-Ben-] Can I kick him too??!? I hate Shawn Hall.. He tries so much to be like you..

    [-Maroon-] Yeah knock yourself out..

    [-Ben goes and starts happily kicking Shawn Hall in the shins.. Squirrel Apprentice is off to the side beating DuffleBag of Midgets with a stick-]

    [-Maroon-] Here.. Use this stick on him..

    [-Maroon takes the stick from Squirrel Apprentice and gives it to Ben. Ben starts hitting Shawn Hall in the shins with the stick-]

    [-Shawn Hall-] Maroon you better stOOOOOOF...

    [-Maroon kicks him in the side-]

    [-Maroon-] Everytime he opens his mouth.. Hit him harder, Ok??

    [-Ben-] You got it, Mr Maroon... HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!

    [-Stick-] WHAP!!! WHAP!!! WHAP!!!

    [-Shawn Hall-] OW!! OW!! OW!!

    [-Sure... Why not.. Continue...-]