Come On, Come On Get YOur Bodies In Motion

    Posted by Maroon on 25/10/2001, 11:26 am
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    [-Its CCW.com and its that live internet telecast that they have you know for wrestlers to talk about their stuff and stuff.. You know.. Youve all heard it right?? Right?? Well, Anyways. Maroon is going to be on this show and the CCW.com people, reporters, hosts if you will are Pete Zapeta and Julio Gonzalez-]

    [-Pete Zapeta-] Ha ha... Ok.. Thats the last time we take a call from England.. man.. How gay was he...

    [-Julio Gonzalez-] Pretty gay.. Ok Pete.. We're ready for our guest tonight.. Its none other then Mr SCW himself.. The man with the plan.... That didnt work... Maroon.. Welcome..

    [-Maroon-] Hey guys.. Whats the good word??

    [-Julio-] Crushed Ice..

    [-Pete-] Teen porn..

    [-Maroon-] Hey those are indeed good words... Mind if I have a beer?!?

    [-Pete-] Hey knock yourself out.. Can we have one?!?

    [-Maroon-] Sure.. Here you go..

    [-Maroon reaches into his ice chest and pulls out three beers and slides two to Pete and Julio-]

    [-Pete-] Youre not that bad, Maroon...

    [-Maroon-] Yeah I know.. I get a bum rap because of my ideas.. And how they are actually good.. And since people dont follow through on their parts.. I look bad..

    [-Julio-] You mean this Invasion thing??

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!?! What else would I mean??

    [-Pete-] Well.. The whole trying to get Nuke to be world champ of SCW 2.o..

    [-Julio-] The tag team fued and stable formation with your brother, and Arnold Layne in the EWA 8.0..

    [-Pete-] The I dont want the world title thing in SCW 1.0.. None of those plans really worked..

    [-Maroon-] You know.. I really hate you guys.. All those ideas were money.. Every single one of them.. And not one of them benefited myself.. The 'Nuke as champ' thing.. Its Nurkles life long dream to be world champ.. And it would have been money in the bank if Tyson wasnt such an ass and closed down the SCW..

    The Triad of Maroon, Stevens and Layne.. That would have been a sweet team to fued with Hall and his DWOers and Loner and his Chaos Warriors.. You know.. Something new for the year 2001.. But no.. We have to wait for Loner and Hall to finish their fued that has lasted about 18 years..

    And the fued with Layne. Hell, that was for Layne to get over as a creditible champion. Before then he had fought idiots like Chris Raven, Krow and Larriett who put up no fights. So I tell Tyson and Layne that I'll fued with Layne, do the job to make Layne more believable.. But no.. Frickin Tyson has to go and schedule the PPV three weeks after the previous one with hardly any prep time to prepare, and still he screws it up..

    Its the same with this SCW thing.. I laid out a plan that would help everyone.. But what do we get.. I get half my guys jobbing to Commissioner Ass.. Hello?! If you didnt like the idea.. Let me know.. I would have came up with a better one or did something else instead of take up a place in the Main Event..

    [-Pete-] Well, Its a little too late now but we do have a caller.. Go ahead caller..

    [-Caller-] HI Pete, Julio.. Long time listener first time caller..

    [-Julio-] Thanks a lot.. Whats your name?!?

    [-Caller-] Edward..

    [-Pete-] Do you have a question for Maroon, Edward?!?

    [-Edward-] Maroon.. How come you gave Pete and Julio a beer.. But you wont still give me one?!?

    [-Maroon-] Ed?!? What the hell?? Hello?! You cant have a beer..

    [-Prodigy-] Hello?!?! Youre no where near your fridge.. I'm at your apartment right now.. And Im going to get one from your fridge and drink it.. And theres nothing you can do abo..ZZZZRAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!.........................................

    [-Pete-] Edward?!?

    [-Julio-] Prodigy??! He's not answering..

    [-Maroon-] Thats because I rigged my fridge with a booby trap that would send 10,000 volts through anyone who touches it.. And Ed.. well touched it..

    [-Prodigy-] Damn.............. you.................... bro.............. I'm still.......... going............ to.......... get..........ZRAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!

    [-Pete-] Well that was SCW Superstar Edward Stevens on the phone.. Thanks for calling Ed..

    [-Julio-] So Maroon.. About this match on Sunday..

    [-Maroon-] I could really give a rats about Trespass, honestly.. My guys have been screwed over enough the past couple weeks.. It was my mistake trying to think that I was helping them get in when all I did was help them get jobbed out every single match..

    [-Julio-] Surely that cant be the only thing??

    [-Maroon-] Hello?!? It was the booking.. Thats like the consenses on this whole thing.. Three cards before a PPV.. Thats worse the the SCW thing I tried with Layne.. The SCW tried.. But the SCW failed.. Only because the CCW was fecked to begin with..

    [-Pete-] Ok it seems as though we have another caller.. Youre on Bob..

    [-Three Finger Bob-] Hello Pete Zapeta and Julio.. I just wanted to make a challange out to Maroon.. I will fight you any day for your belt. I know that youre scared of me and you will not fight me because you are scared. But you will fight me and you will lose. Because I will win. And if I win.. That means you will lose. You got that...

    [-Crowd In The Background-] 'THATS RIGHT!! YOU WILL LOSE!! THATS RIGHT!! YOU WILL LOSE!!

    [-The sound of the phone being dropped is heard and you can hear 3FBs footsteps as he runs out of the arena and then you can hear the faint start of a 1984 Dodge Ram Conversion Van-]

    [-Pete-] Ok.. Kids.. if youre going to call.. Dont smoke crack..

    [-Julio-] Ok now Maroon.. With the invasion thing behind you.. What do you plan to do Sunday and beyond??

    [-Maroon-] Well, sunday I'll wrestle, Why not.. I get to punch Hall around like a b###h that I have been the past couple weeks. And the same for Loner.. He tries to start something now. Hello?!? Ive been here two weeks.. Get your head out of your ass and realize it then. Not when you have to face me for some random reason at the PPV.. Its all crap..

    As for afterwards.. I dunno.. Im just going to jump ship.. The CCW isnt for me.. Im not one dimensional and I could never beat a commissioner.. So why bother.. I'll get out before I get beat by Ace..

    [-Julio-] Jump ship to where?!?

    [-Maroon-] Little upstar called ACW.. Shawn Hall was talking about it.. You see me and Shawn are really good friends.. He tried helping me out as well as my SCW guys for this thing.. He got screwed over on it also.. So Im going to go there and help build that place... A place where commissioners dont wrestle..

    [-Pete-] Well, Maroon.. Thank you for your time.. Its been real.. Can we have another beer?!?

    [-Maroon-] No..

    [-Julio-] Maroon everybody.. We're going to a commercial.. And when we come back.. The man who beat Jackel... CellBlock!!!

    [-Maroon drinks another beer and walks out of the studio and drinks another then gets in his car and drinks another and drives home-]