Posted by Maroon w/ Stevens Asleep on August 12, 2001, 2:42 am
24.160.151.139

[its 1:14 in the morning. Maroon and Edward Stevens had went to the SCW HQ earlier in the day to talk with some people. But something happend... The place closed. And they were stuck in the building. Hoping that they could find a way out. The two split up earlier in the evening. Well basically. Stevens just fell asleep dreaming about his sweet ass. But Maroon pressed forward. We find him in a ventilation shaft] Maroon: Man... this is pretty cool.. This is just like that movie Die Hard 2 but in an office building instead of an airport.. [maroon shimmys through the shafts a few more feet but something gives way and he starts to fall. and he yells like a nuke] Maroon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [and he keeps falling] Maroon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [and he falls] Maroon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [and he keeps falling] Maroon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [still falls] Maroon: Yeah already... [Eventually he lands on a stack of strategically placed pillows and stands up and looks around this dimly lighted room] Maroon: Where the hell am I?? [Maroon thinks to himself as he finds the light switch and turns it on and sees a room full of those Austin Power Like/Demolition Man Type Frozen Cryogenic Chambers with people frozen in them] Maroon: What the hell is this place??? [Maroon sees a sign that says.. 'GIMMICKS'] Maroon: Oh.. [He thought as he started looking at all the people in the frozen capsules and reading the names on the plates] 'The Mysterious Mexican' 'Albino Boy' 'The Unbeatable Mad Flower' Maroon: There must be hundreds of these things.. What the hell is Tyson doing?? I have to see what these things can do... [Maroon walks to one of them and presses the red button] :::CLICK::: [i wanted to do the whole.. phase one.. warm liquid goo stage.. stage two.. crap from Austin Powers.. but its late.. And Im getting tired now.. so its like that.. ok. finally the 'Gimmick' comes to life] Spanky Johnson 'Handome Black Man': Why hello, sir.. How are you today?? Maroon: Im pretty good, bud.. Umm.. Who are you?? Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': Why sir.. Im Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man'.. [soap opera music plays in the background] Maroon: Fantastic.... But... Umm .. what are you doing frozen like this??? Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': Well, sir... It all happened back in 1995... A Young David Tyson was getting started in the wrestling business and he needed some wrestlers and gimmicks for his promotion. But he didnt want to use us.. He just wanted to keep us locked away so other up and coming feds wouldnt take the gimmicks. Maroon: Wow.. Davey boy thought of that?? I never knew he had it in him.. Do many people know about this place?? Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': I dont know, sir.. For Ive been frozen for about 4 years now.. After a while.. You see.. Tyson didnt need me.. He said that there was no room in the wrestling world for Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man'.. [soap opera music plays] Maroon: Well Ive been in this organization for almost a year now.. And this is the first Ive heard about it.. I can bet that theyve forgotten about this place.. But you know.. No one must know about this. This has to be our little secret ok Spanky. Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': Yes sir, I can keep a secret..If anyone can keep a secret.. its Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man' [soap opera music plays] Maroon: Ok first order of business.. We need to get out of here.. Do you know a way out??? Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': Yes sir, That sign right there says exit.. Maroon: Oh... You know.. no one likes a smart ass, Spanky.. Ok lets go.. And we'll come back later for the others... [Will Maroon Come Back For The Others??? What Is The Truth Behind The Gimmick Storage Unit??? Can Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man' be Trusted??? Who Is Eric Cartmans Father??? Is It.. Jimbo??? Officer Barbrady?? Mr Garrison?? No He's Gay.. No Im Not!!!]