Ah Well

    Posted by Shawn Hall on August 13, 2001, 12:59 pm
    198.96.18.24

    [ Shawn Hall and Triple M are walking around in the SCW Building when they see Maroon and Stevens leaving the building.]


    Shawn Hall: Hey Roonie..Stevens


    Maroon: Hey ass..what up..thought you were back in the hospital after i saved ya from the chamber.


    Shawn Hall: Nah, i left, hey, me and MMM here are gonna shove a poopy stick in Nukes face..he's down in the chamber..


    Edward Stevens:Uh oh..we just sealed that place up..aint no one going in..or getting out.


    Maroon: Nuke's in there eh? Um..if anybody asks..we wern't in there.


    Shawn Hall: Serves him right for freezing himself in there when he could have used the stairs like everybody else. Hey, you guys want to help me buy some lingerie for Jade.


    Maroon: Sweet..Hey Stevens..lots of hot chicks in the lingerie depeartment..we are so gonna score


    Edward Stevens:BOOYAH..they are gonna love my SWEET ass.


    [ Fast forward to the lingerie department.. Shawn, Maroon and Stevens are there. Maroon and Stevens are chasing half naked chicks around the room..Hall is talking to a half naked chick. ]


    Shawn Hall: Hey, now that looks nice, you got some sweet tits,....that would look good on my wife is what i meant to say..turn around let me see your ass.


    [ The chick turns around and all of a sudden J-Pac runs into Shawn Hall and slips something into his bag of gifts ]


    Shawn Hall: Well shit, it's J-Pac, hey J-Pac..werent you in that frozen chamber thing..remember me..


    [ J-Pac runs out of the store and some men dressed in black chase him. Scene cuts to the streets as J-Pac is running down the road and the men are chasing him. J-Pac grabs a bike from some kid and steals it and rides it down the street. J-Pac turns to look behind him, then turns around and is hit...by stu The Donkey. yes thats right..stu The Donkey..stukicks J-Pac in the face and J-Pac goes flying backwards and falls to the ground and dies. Shawn Hall walks outside and sees J-Pac dead on the street, Maroon and Stevens follow Hall.]


    Edward Stevens:Sweet!


    Maroon: HOLY SHIT....THAT WAS AWSOME


    Shawn Hall: Well guys, we have fund stu...hey stu! come on over bud.


    [ stu walks over..and this roleplay is to be continued..maybe ]