Can I Push The Button?

    Posted by Maroon/Stevens/Hall on August 13, 2001, 3:55 pm
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    [Maroon, Stevens and Shawn Hall are coming back from what just happened to J-Pac to the SCW building somewhere in Canada. A whole bunch of people are standing behind a yellow caution line. SCW staff people. and wrestlers are all looking at the building]


    Maroon: What the hell is going on here??


    Hall: I dunno.. Go ask..Ed..


    Prodigy: Hey you.. You with the hard hat.. Whats going on??


    Guy With Hard Hat: We're blowing up the building...


    Prodigy: THEYRE BLOWING UP THE BUILDING!!!


    Maroon: Ask them why..


    Prodigy: Why?


    Man With Hard Hat: Well, Tyson wants to relocate the SCW across the street to that high tech building.


    [Everyone looks across the street and AWWWWWWWWWWWs]


    Prodigy: He said that Tyson wants to relocate...


    Maroon: I heard him Ed... So When are they going to blow it up??


    Man With Hard Hat: Any minute now..


    Maroon: Can I press the button???


    Man With Hard Hat: Sure...


    [The Man With Hard Hat hands Maroon the button to push to blow up the old SCW building]


    Maroon: Anybody still in there???


    Man With A Hard Hat: Nah.. maybe a scuba diver or two with a hair dryer..


    Maroon: Ok cool....


    ::::CLICK:::::


    Old SCW Building: BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!


    [The Building Implodes and starts to crumble on itself as 200,000 tons of rubble falls on top where the building once stood and dust lifts everywhere and all that remains is a giant mountian of dirt, rubble and a hair dryer]


    Maroon: Wow.. That was cool... Whos hungry??


    Shawn Hall: I am..


    Prodigy: Chicken Wings??


    Maroon: TO HOOTERS!!!!!


    EVERYONE: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!


    [The Credits Roll... THE END]