Never Posted by Maroon on 8/14/2001, 12:03 am
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Monday Aug 13th 2001 - 3:31 PM [Welp The Old SCW Building just blew up an hour ago. And Hall, Stevens and Maroon went to Hooters. Where they are enjoying some hotwings] Prodigy:Well Im really enjoying these hotwings.. Maroon: Yeah.. But something just doesnt seem right?? Its like we're missing someone... Hall: No.. Triple Midget doesnt like hotwings.. Maroon: Not not the three foot turd.. More like a 300 pound turd.. Hall: You mean, Nuke?? Maroon: Yeah.. whatever happened to him.. Prodigy: Remember.. We accidently trapped him in the Chamber of Gimmicks.. Maroon: Oh yeah.. Whatever happened to that place?? Hall: Well, you just blew up the SCW building and buried it along with Nuke.. Maroon: Well damn.. That sucks.. So he's dead?? Hall: Yep.. Maroon: So, he'll never be world champ?? Hall: Nope... Maroon: Thats a shame...If only he would have sent us a message saynig he was down there.. Prodigy: If only there was a way we could have saved him.. Hall: Sucks to be him... Maroon: Wait a tic.... I think I have an idea... To the FrankenDodge!!! 3:55 PM.... [The three men goto the 1976 Dodge Aspen and start driving] Hall: So you say we call Club Maroon'd get Major Dax and Boner The Barbarian to get the time machine.. Go back in time and rescue Nuke before the place explodes?? Maroon: Exactly.. Hall: You think it could work?? Prodigy: Why wouldnt it.. This is wrestling.. We have Mexicans selling tamales, People frozen in cryochambers, midgets all over the place, masturbating monkeys, squirrels, mooses, cows, the Jackel actually thinking he's cool why wouldnt Time Travel work?? Hall: Good point... 4:02 PM [At a Phone....] Maroon: Thats right Major Dax.. If you can bring the Time Machine here.. We can go back in time and save Nuke.. Prodigy: Just like in Star Trek 4... [Lights Flash and a Sonic Boom and Is Heard and The Time Machine is there next to Maroon] Maroon: Yeah so get here as soon as you can... Oh wait.. Youre here.. Ok I will.. [Maj Dax and Boner The Barbarian step out of the time machine] Maroon: Hey Dax.. You just told me to tell yourself 'hi'.. Major Dax: I know.. So what time do we go back?? Maroon: At about 2:20 PM.. which is almost two hours ago.. Some basement of the SCW Building get Nuke from the cryochamber and take him to 2:34 PM ok?? Major Dax: Will do... Lets go Boner.. [Major Dax and Boner The Barbarian get back in the Time Machine and vanish] 2:20 PM SCW Building - The Chamber of Gimmicks [The Time Machine shows up and Dax and Boner get out] Major Dax: Ok, Boner.. He should be around here somewhere and hurry.. we only have a few minutes before this place explodes. Boner The Barbarian: Over here Major Dax.. [Dax goes over there and sees Nuke in the cryochamber. They push the button and he goes through the whole austin powers/demolition man type defrosting shit and he's all better] Major Dax: Mr. Nuke.. Major Dax of the MPA.. Me and Boner The Barbarian have traveled back in time to save you.. The building is about to explode.. Nuke: Ok.. no Talkie.. Lets get out of here then... [They all get into the Time machine and those light show shit happens] 2:30 PM - Outside The SCW Building.. [The Man With Hard Hat hands Maroon the button to push to blow up the old SCW building] Maroon: Anybody still in there??? Man With A Hard Hat: Nah.. maybe a scuba diver or two with a hair dryer.. Maroon: Ok cool.... ::::CLICK::::: Old SCW Building: BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! [The Building Implodes and starts to crumble on itself as 200,000 tons of rubble falls on top where the building once stood and dust lifts everywhere and all that remains is a giant mountian of dirt, rubble and a hair dryer] Maroon: Wow.. That was cool... Whos hungry?? Shawn Hall: I am.. Prodigy: Chicken Wings?? Nuke: Sweet.. Lets go.. Maroon: Hey Nuke!! Did you see the show... Nuke: Yeah... Maroon: Sweet... To Hooters!!!! EVERYONE: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Monday Aug 13th 2001 - 3:31 PM [Welp The Old SCW Building just blew up an hour ago. And Hall, Stevens, Nuke and Maroon went to Hooters. Where they are enjoying some hotwings] Prodigy:Well Im really enjoying these hotwings.. [THE END]