Posted by Maroon w/ Stevens on August 11, 2001, 3:54 pm
24.160.151.139

[you know.. Nuke.. Im so going to kick you in the nut.. yeah thats right.. Your nut is going to be kicked.. and im the one thats going to kick you right in the nut.. And youre going to cry.. Yeah.. youre going to cry like DJ Lethal cries when he knows Im right about his girlfriend named Mabel... RIGHT IN THE NUT I TELL YOU!!!!!!! Ok we're like at SCW HQ in Canada somewhere] Maroon: Yeah I know I said I didnt want to wrestle anymore, chick.. But Im back... Look im the EWA Tag Team Champion... Ivanna Feckalot: Im sorry sir, But I dont see your name on the list to come in... Maroon: .. Im on the card for friday.. Ivanna Feckalot: I know.. But your pass has expired.. It says VP status. You are no longer the VP.. therefore I cant let you in.. Prodigy: What about me?? Can I come in with my sweet ass??? Maroon: Ed.. this isnt your roleplay.. Ok..just chill a minute while I settle this with her.. Ivanna Feckalot: Yes, Mr Stevens your pass card is still valid.. You can go in.. Prodigy: Suh-weeeeeet... See ya on the inside there 'Roonie... Maroon: Sunova.. Cant you push like a button and call someone down here?? Ivanna Feckalot: Yes sir, who would you like me to call.. Mr Tyson or Commish Sierra??? Maroon: Commish Sierra?? When did Tyson start hiring strippers to do his booking... Dear lord he must have smoked up all of the crack while this place was reorganizing... Sure call Sierra... Ivanna Feckalot: Yes sir.. I can do that... [she picks up the phone] Ivanna Feckalot: Yes... Commish Sierra.. a Mr... Maroon: Maroon.... IVanna Feckalot: Mr. Maroon is here to speak with an executive. Ok, Ill tell him you'll be right down.. [She hangs up the phone] Ivanna Feckalot: Commish Sierra will be right down.. Maroon: Yeah.. I'll get my change ready.... [Maroon notices a passerby] Maroon: Hey.. Hey You... Burt: Who me?? Maroon: Yeah.. do you work here?? Burt: Well, i do have this paper that says... Maroon: Fantastic.. Heres what I want you to do... I want you to distract that chick over there at the desk.. So I can get inside ok.. And I'll give you two dollars ok.. YOu want two bucks right?? Burt: Yeah.. Maroon: Sweet.. Now distract her.. [Burt walk up to the receptionist desk picks up the phone rips it from the wall] Ivanna Feckalot: Can I help you sir? [Burt wraps the phone line around the phone and then WHAM!!!] Maroon: ....... Burt: Too much??? Maroon: Umm... no.. err.. Heres your two dollars dude... Burt: Thanks.. Maroon: Umm..Heres 10 more... Burt: Gee thanks.. [Maroon runs quickly away and goes up the elevator and comes out at the predetermined floor where Stevens is sitting in a nice cushiony chair] Prodigy: Hey Maroon.. this is a nice cushiony chair... Maroon: Fantastic, Ed.. So whats going on??? Have you talked to anyone yet?? Prodigy: Yeah.. Did you know that Shawn Hall is like hurt or something?? Maroon: Really what happened?? Prodigy: He got hit by a truck or something?? Maroon: No wonder when I call his cell i keep getting X-Midget... Intercom Lady: *crack* Attention Security.. We have a security breach... Report to the front desk. Receptionist is in need of medical attention.. Check all exits... [a whole bunch of security guards run by Maroon and Prodigy] Security Guards: HOR, HOR, HOR, HOR, HOR, HOR, HOR.. Maroon: ....... Prodigy: What was that about?? Maroon: I dunno.. So.. you find anything else out?? Prodigy: Yeah.. They didnt tell this to us earlier.. But along with me fighting The Jackel and you facing The Larriett.. We're all going to be in a Rumble for the World Title on friday.. Maroon: Sweet.. Im going to be number 30... Prodigy: But I wanted to be number 30... Maroon: I already called it.. Prodigy: But I was thinking it.. Maroon: Doesnt matter.. This is my roleplay and I said it first... You can be 29.. Prodigy: *sigh* I guess.. Maroon: Dont worry about it bud.. number 29 is a good spot too.. After youre in there.. two minutes later I'll be out.. You'll still be in there.. and 29 and 30 the EWA Tag team champions of World will be the last two people in the ring.. What do you think?? Prodigy: Then who's going to be the one to win the belt?? Maroon: Well thats simple.. Its me.. Because I'll be number 30.. I'll be the fresher out of the two of us.. Prodigy: But I'll still be pretty fresh.. I'll be number 29.. Maroon: Honestly.. Has a number 29 entrant to any rumble ever won the whole thing??? Prodigy: I dunno.. Maroon: Exactly.. Prodigy: Has a number 30 ever won?? Maroon: Ummm... I'll have to get back to you on that one.. Security Guards: HOR, HOR, HOR, HOR, HOR, HOR.. Maroon: Get down... [Maroon jumps and spears Stevens behind a couch as the security guards go past] Prodigy: Dude.. get off me... Maroon: Sorry, maing... Ok we need to get into friendly territory.. We're not safe if were out in the open.. People just dont respect the EWA Tag Team Champions... [Dressed as a Tamale Selling Mexican and a guy with a perfect ass. Maroon and Stevens leave the lounge area and go elsewhere in the SCW HQ Building] [Im serious Nuke... Right in your nut.. yeah who better then maroon?? who got floor seats?? thats what i thought. IN THE NUT]