Back In SCW HQ

    Posted by Maroon w/ Stevens on August 12, 2001, 10:56 am
    24.160.151.139

    [Its Sunday Morning. And We're back at SCW HQ. In the ventilation shaft. This Time Maroon has company]

    Prodigy: Why the hell do we have to go through this damn thing to get whereever we're going Maroon???

    Maroon: Cause its the only way I know how to get there, Ok.. I didnt leave a bread crumb trail when I left to find it again...

    Prodigy: So why the hell did you blindfold me??

    Maroon: I cant have you knowing the secret location of The Chamber. I dont know who's on our side and who's not. I cant take the risk of you getting captured and being subjected to torture and disclosing the whereabouts of The Chamber..

    Prodigy: Is that Handsome Black Man blindfolded??

    Maroon: Umm... I dunno... Spanky are you blindfolded??

    Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': No, sir.. I am not..

    Prodigy: Why the hell isnt he blindfolded and I am??

    Maroon: Oh he's just messing with you.. He's blindfolded..

    Prodigy: He better be.. And if Im not supposed to know where we going.. Why in the blue hell am I leading everyone blindfolded through this shaft?? Are you guys looking at my perfect ass??

    Maroon: I'll let you know in a couple more feet..

    Prodigy: Why whats in a couple feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

    [the shaft gives way and Stevens starts falling]

    Prodigy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    [and falling]

    Prodigy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    [well he falls a long way and lands again on the strategically placed pillows]

    Maroon: Good.. I didnt know the exact place of the hole.. You got the rope Spanky??

    Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': Yes sir. Here you go. I'll tie it up. And we can shimmy down.

    [Maroon and Spanky climb down the rope and find Stevens with a guest]

    Maroon: What in the blue hell did you do, Ed??

    Prodigy: Well since I fell about 30 floors, I felt that I was allowed to unfreeze one of these gimmicks..

    Maroon: So who is this guy??

    Special Agent Utah: Whats up dudes??

    Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': Special Agent Utah how are you doing, sir?

    Special Agent Utah: Spanky Johnson.. is that really you, dude?

    Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': Yes, sir.. It is I. Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man'...

    [Soap opera music plays in the background]

    Maroon: Well poop... Ed Now you went and wasted my chance of bringing one back to life myself. I was going to let you be number 30 in the rumble.. But now you went and messed up that chance.. Youre still going to be number 29..

    Prodigy: What do you mean.. Just go over to the button and unfreeze 'Gravedigger'..

    Maroon: You dont understand, Ed.. I can only unfreeze one gimmick a roleplay or it just gets too silly..

    Special Agent Utah: Yeah, dude..

    Maroon: Thanks Special Agent Utah... Couldnt you have picked a better gimmick.. I mean.. Anything would have been better then that.. Ok, guys lets go..

    [The exit thru the exit door and they leave to come back in another roleplay to unfreeze yet another gimmick... Who will they unfreeze next? Are they doing the right thing?? What does this have to do with wrestling. The answer. EVERYTHING]