Going Back For More

    Posted by Hardcore Maroon and Co. on August 12, 2001, 2:37 pm
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    [Ok we all know where this is ending up. We're back at The Chamber Of Gimmicks.. Deep with in the bowels of the SCW Building in Canada somewhere. Maroon is there. Stevens is there.. Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man' is there and also the newest member of Maroon's Underground Railroad. Special Agent Utah]

    Maroon: Ok guys.. We're only allowed one shot at this per roleplay.. So dont touch anything..

    Prodigy: If anyone wants too.. Can they touch my perfect ass??

    Maroon: Sure.. just nothing else..

    Special Agent Utah: Excellent, Dude...

    Maroon: Wrong gimmick, Utah... Now split up and find the capsule I told you guys about..

    [they split up and go looking]

    Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': Hey guys.. I think I found them...

    [Everyone runs over there to where Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man' is standing and look up at the dup frozen in the ice]

    Maroon: Thats them.. Lets get them outta here.

    [Maroon presses the button and all that austin powers/demolition man type shit happens and standing there are...]

    Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': Nick Beck and Damon Konrad.. How the hell are you guys..

    Nick Beck: Hey Spanky, Buddy. eh?

    Special Agent Utah: Guys.. What are you doing here?? What a suprise, Dudes..

    Prodigy: We unfroze them..

    Special Agent Utah: Oh yeah... Cool!!!!

    Maroon: See what you did, Ed.. You are so going to be number one in that rumble if I have anything to say about this..

    Damon Konrad: IM GRUNGY!!!

    Maroon: So youre a hippie??

    Damon Konrad: no.. IM GRUNGY.. IM A TOUGH GUY!!!

    Nick Beck: And Im the Ljord of The Fjords, eh, buddy, eh?

    Maroon: Great another canadian... Ok.. Lets go guys..

    Damon Konrad: IM GRUNGY!!!!

    Maroon: Fantastic.. Lets go before we're seen..

    [The Underground Gimmick Railroad go through the exit door and start walking up the stairs]

    Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': This is a lot easier then the ventilation shaft..

    Maroon: Sure is, Spanky...

    [they walk up the stairs and end up in the lobby. They walk past the chick that was beat up the day before. Shes talking with security]

    Ivanna Feckalot: Thats him!!! That good looking man who just made me splash my panties.. He's the one that shouldnt be here..

    Maroon: Crap.. Lets book it guys.. They cant do nothing to us if we make it past the front doors...

    [The Security Guards start giving chase]

    Security Guards: HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR..

    [and they take out their semi automatic guns]

    Maroon: TAKE COVER!!!!

    Nick Beck: Eh, Buddy?? Whats this aboot, Eh?

    Damon Konrad: IM GRUNGY!!!!

    [The Guards start opening fire in that direction and the bullets start piercing Becks and Konrads skin as blood sprays everwhere and their bodies start shaking as their bodies are being riddled by bullets. They fall to the floor in limp bloody lumps as the gunfire ends. Maroon peeks over the couch]

    Maroon: HOLY FU(KIN SH!T!!!!!!!!!!

    Nick Beck: ...uh..... eh...... buddy.......... ljord........ of.............fjords.............buddy..****

    Damon Konrad: im........ grunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngy.........****

    [Will Maroon and His Underground Gimmick Railroad get out of the SCW Building alive??? Yes they will. Are Konrad and Beck still alive??? No they arent. Nuke rules]