Posted by The Gimmick Underground on August 12, 2001, 9:49 pm
24.160.151.139

[We're outside the Exit door of the Gimmick Storage Unit deep in the bowels of the SCW HQ somewhere in Canada.] Maroon:Ok fellas.. This is it.. The information that I received is that Shawn Hall is going to be frozen up in here and his gimmick stored away forever.. So here's what were going to do... Black Baby W/ A Brandy Snifter?? Black Baby W/ A Brandy Snifter: Yes? Maroon: I want you..Van Rapist..Patches The Infamous..The Autistic Asian and The Marvelous Battle Storme to watch the exit door and make sure that none of the security guards come through. Ok?? Them: Got it.. Maroon: Mr It Hurts When I Pee... Mr. It Hurts When I Pee: Sir?? Maroon: I want you, Balding Bob, Chris Agro: The Guy Who Dates Nine Year Olds, The Artistic Samurai Wonder, Keep Spanking Them Monkeys Lad, and Proto-Messkin to guard the inside of the door.. Fasten some punjab sticks and use them against any security guards who make it through the first wave ok?? Them: Ok... Maroon: Now, myself.. Stevens, Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man', Special Agent Utah, Prince Armadillo and Burt will go inside. rescue Shawn Hall and escort him to the safe confides of his Club in Toronto.. Got It?? Burt: Im getting two bucks for this right?? Maroon: Yes, Burt.. Youre getting two bucks for this... Burt: Ok good.. Prodigy: How come you didnt mention two bucks for me?? Balding Bob: Yeah and me?? Keep Spanking Them Monkeys Lad: You didnt mention the two bucks to any of us.. Why not?? Maroon: Do you all want two bucks before we start this mission?? ALL OF THEM: YES!!!!! Maroon: FINE!! Bunch of ungrateful gimmicks.. [Maroon pulls out his wallet and starts handing out two bucks to everyone] Maroon: ok.. did everyone get two dollars... Van Rapist: I didnt.. Maroon: Here!!! Anyone else?? All: ......... Maroon: Good.. Now from now on.. Radio silence... Prodigy: I dont have a radio.. The Autistic Asian: Yeah.. I.. I ... I.. definernetry .. definernetry.. do not have a ladio... yeah.. i dont have a ladio.. Chris Agro - The Guy Who Dates 9 Year Olds: Yeah I dont have one either.. Maroon: HOT DAMMIT ED.. You are definetly going to be number one this friday.. EVERYBODY.. I dont have enough radios to go around.. But theres one per team.. And we're going to be on radio silence anyways.. So we all dont need one.. So we have all that we need... Take your teams to the positions and lets go... [The teams split up and go to their positions. Maroons team is walking past the strategically placed pillows when] :::THUMP::: :::THUMP::: :::THUMP::: :::THUMP::: :::THUMP::: :::THUMP::: Maroon: What the hell?!?! [Maroon exclaims as six members of the Wu-Tang Midgets fall on the pillows and get up ready for attack] Triple Midget: ......... Maroon: What the hell are you guys doing here?? Mgt Slaughter: ........ Maroon: What do you mean youre hear to rescue Shawn Hall.. Who do you think you are?? Big Boss Midget: ....... Maroon: The Gimmick Peoples Front?? You cant be here.. We were here first... X-Midget: .......... Prodigy: Shut up X-Midget.. You Suck!!! [X-Midget attacks Stevens and the WuTang Midgets start brawling with Maroon's team. Dust starts spreading and when the dust clears the midget bodies are on the floor] Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': That was easy... or my name isnt.. Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man'... [Soap Opera Music Plays in the background] Maroon: Ok.. now that we've beat up these midgets.. We need to find Hall... Burt: FOUND HIM!!!! Maroon: Hey that was easy.. Open him up.. [Burton pushes the button and that Austin Powers/Demolition Man type stuff happens and Shawn Hall is unfrozen] Maroon: Hey, ass.. you ok?? Hall: Yeah.. Hey you see my midget posse.. They were supopsed to be here too.. Maroon: Umm.. errr.. I think they were right behind us.. But they were carrying the chloraform and might have broken the bottle and all passed out.. Hall: Oh thats too bad.. Maroon: Ok.. Lets go Shawn.. I want to hurry up and finish this roleplay.... [End Roleplay]