**[ The scene opens focusing in on the main desk of the
SCW HQ. Nuke is standing in front of the desk waiting for Ivanna Feckalot to
get off the phone. Finally Ivanna puts down the phone and looks up at Nuke .
. .]**
Ivanna Feckalot - Can I help you sir?
Nuke - Yes I'm Nuke. I'd like to enter the building
here is my access card.
**[ Nuke hands Ivanna Feckalot his card and she looks at
it weird then hands it back to him . . .]**
Ivanna Feckalot - That's a Jumbo Video card sir
you need a SCW access card to get in.
Nuke - Oh shit . . .here's the real one sorry.
**[ Nuke hands Ivanna Feckalot his card again and she
looks at it then hands it back to him . . .]**
Ivanna Feckalot - OK, seems alright you can go in
but how did you get that sticky stuff all over the card?
Nuke - Ummm . . . .. I don't know. See ya later
Ivanna.
**[ Nuke begins to walk around the halls when he stops
in his tracks wondering what the hell that sound is . . .]**
Security Guards: HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR..
Nuke - What the hell?
**[ The security guards keep running past and out of
sight as Nuke walks around for awhile again. He stops and gets a sprite from
the pop machine when suddenly the Wu-Tang Midgets fall out of the vent just
down from the pop machine . . .]**
Nuke - What the ####! Midgets!!!
**[ Nuke freaks out and boots the first midget that
crosses his path which is X-Midget who slams into the wall hard.. The rest
scatter and take off as Nuke goes over to X-Midget and picks him up . . .]**
Nuke - Aren't you one of those Midgets that follows
Hall and Maroon around and dress like Degeneration X? What exactly do you
little turds think you are doing crawling around in the vents?
X-Midget - . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Nuke - You little bastard! Fine don't tell me! I'll
just go in and check myself
**[ Nuke throws X-Midget down the hallway and he slides
all the way down the hall and into the wall at the end. Nuke begins to climb
into the vent. He squeezing hard to get through since eh is a big man and
it's rally easy for those midgets. Nuke makes it to the edge of the hole and
begins to fall . . .]**
Nuke - Huh?
**[ Nuke lands on the pillows after some intense
falling. He looks around and is a bit freaked out . . .]**
Nuke - Where the hell am I? And who are these
people? Wait I think I know one of them!
**[ Nuke begins to run down the line of chambers. He
goes past The Seal, Fontony "the angry mob guy", and Brian Graf. He ends up
in front of the chamber that read "Rob Van Mongo" . . .]**
Nuke - I thought they like killed this guy for
sucking or something . . . .damn it! I got nothing today. Wonder what this
does.
**[ Nuke presses a button and the chamber lets Mongo
loose. He goes through that whole Austin Powers stage and stuff then is
standing there by Nuke in no time. . .]**
Rob Van Mongo - Dude? I'm Hardcore! What hardcore
year is it? Dude?
Nuke - You're lucky it's 2025 and you're the new
hunt?
Rob Van Mongo - Really? HARDCORE!!!!!
Nuke - Run b###h! Run!
**[ Rob Van Mongo high tales it freaking out and runs
right into a wall. Nuke follows through on the fall back and spears him.
Nuke picks him up and hits Nuclear Fusion. He picks up Mongo and throws him
away into a corner . . .]**
Nuke - moron! Now how the hell do I get out of here?
**[ Nuke looks around the whole place for awhile and
can't find an exit. It's like a maze but he does find the vent, only he
can't get back up into it on the count of his size. Nuke begins to freak out
. . .]**
Nuke - I'm going to die in here! . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .. wait! I got it!
**[ Nuke notices a chamber and runs directly to it. . he
has saved look on his face. He looks up at the chamber and it says "Carrier
Pigeon Pete" . . .]**
Nuke - I'll just take this guy out kick his ass, use
his pigeon to send to somebody for help and then go in the chamber for
someone to find me so that I do not starve. But who to send the pigeon to?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maroon! He'll find me! Ok let's get this
started. I'll tie my watch to the pigeon maroon will realize it's me when he
sees the custom silver links. What a perfect plan!
**[ Nuke opens the chamber then all that Austin Powers
stuff and Carrier Pigeon Pete is out . . .]**
Carrier Pigeon Pete - Would you like to use the
pigeon? Ya? Ya?
Nuke - Oh sure . .ya . . .ya!
**[ Nuke knocks Carrier Pigeon Pete Around for awhile
then chokeslams him and he's finished. Nuke grabs the pigeon and ties his
watch around it then lets it go to find Maroon. . .]**
Nuke - Fly pigeon fly! Find Maroon! Save me! . . .
. .Now time to get in and hope for success! See ya soon world!
**[ Nuke gives a wave to empty air as he sits down into
the chamber. He closes the lid and he is now frozen. The scene fades to
black . . . .but will Maroon find Nuke or is Nuke gone forever? Will Carrier
Pigeon Pete ever get his pigeon back? Does Rob Van Mongo really suck that
bad? Find out soon . . . . .]**