Posted by Maroon on August 13, 2001, 3:03 am
24.160.151.139

[Maroon is hanging out in the SCW parking lot. All the gimmicks are there hanging out in Pick Up Paul's well pick up, They have the tail gate down and a keg tapped. Everyone is getting shitfaced] Mad Midget Tosser: IM DRUCKIN FUNK!!!! [The Mad Midget Tosser passes out and then Maroon hears something] Maroon: Hey guys.. listen.. *sniff sniff* Do you guys hear something??? Pigeon: rrrrrooo..rrroooo...rrrrrooo... Maroon: Hey its a carrier pigeon... And its got a watch.. With the letters N on these custom silver links.. I wonder if it means something... [Maroon takes off the watch and looks at it as Ozzy grabs the pigeon and bites off the birds head] Ozzy: #### that mate.. Its just a ####in bird.. It was taking that watch to its nest.. Maroon: Youre right.. But this watch sucks.. I dont want it.. Ozzy: Give it to that ####ing dog... Maroon: Ok.. cmere Patches... [Maroon puts the watch on Patches's neck as a collar. Patches then drags his ass on teh concrete and runs off] Ozzy: What a gay dog... Maroon: Tell me about it.... [while elsewhere.. In the chamber of gimmicks. Carrier Pigeon Pete stands up] Carrier Pigeon Pete: Im up... [The dies suddenly of a heart attack] Carrier Pigeon Pete:.......... oh shit........**** [And Rob Van Mongo stands up] Rob Van Mongo: Im up!!! [And he spontaneously combusts into dirt] ::::BAMFFFF:::: [Wow that was weird. What the hell was the bird going to Maroon for anyways??? What did the watch mean?? Does pigeon taste good?? Too bad for Pete and Van Mango.. Theyre dead and cant help anyone now that is frozen in the Chamber of Gimmicks that needs help. Oh well.. Maybe Patches can save the day some how?? I doubt it.. ]