[ Yes, back into the vents of SCW HQ..Shawn Hall falls down that 30 foot vent into the Chamber Of Gimmicks. Shawn sits up after falling on the pillows, and a bag falls on his head. ]
Shawn Hall:OWWWWWWW...goddamnit Triple M..watch what your do..
[ Triple Midget falls on top of Hall, Shawn sits up and rubs his head ]
Shawn Hall: I told you to stay up there..
Triple M:.........
Shawn Hall: Well hey, i told you not to touch that rat, now you have to go get some shots..just watch yourself..let's go check this chamber of idiots out.
[ Shawn Hall walks into the Chamber to see many capsules holding gimmicks from years past. ]
Shawn Hall: Wow, just look at all of these gimmicks... we got J-Pac, Legionar, ..CHRIS AGRO....I KNEW IT...NO WONDER WHY THE EWA FAILED...PREZ TYSON FROZE CHRIS...HE WANTED THE EWA TO FAIL....ah, actually the EWA would have failed either way...hey Rob Van Mongo..i remember tha..wait a minute he looks like Nuke...wait a minute that IS NUKE!
[ Shawn knocks on the chamber but Nuke is frozen and can't respond ]
Shawn Hall: Ah well, he can't hear me..what do you thin Triple M..should we unfreeze him.
Triple M:.........
Shawn Hall: [ Laughing ] it is? Oh man, he's gonna be pissed, let me have it.
[ Triple M reaches into the bag..THE GYM BAG..and takes out the DWO Heavyweight Title and hands it to Hall. Hall looks at it and holds it up against the chamber in front of Nukes face. ]
Shawn Hall: Hey look Nuke, it's the DWO World Title..you remember this don't ya..ya you bought it off E-Bay and tried to claim you were the champion...Guess who's the DWO champ now..
[ Hall waves the belt around then puts it around his waist. ]
Triple M:.........
Shawn Hall: What?...Maroon is the DWO champion...ah shit.
Triple M:.........
Shawn Hall: No you are right, you can only become DWO champion by winning it..and Maroon is the last person to actually win it. BUT I'm KEEPING THE DAMN TITLE...just for the hell of it.
Triple M:.........
Shawn Hall: You want the belt?
Triple M:.........
Shawn Hall: Alright fine have it, it's yours.
[ Shawn gives the DWO belt to Triple M, who then proceeds to dance around with it...Shawn smiles, and claps his hands, then boots Triple M in the gut and hits The Hallocaust. A ref falls down the vent and runs intot he room as Hall covers Triple M 1..2...3 and we have an official NEW DWO World Champion. ]
Shawn Hall: OH YOU BETTA RECONIZE!!!!!!!!! WHO BETTER THAN SHAWN HALL...AND WHO SUCKS NOW!!!
Triple M:.........
Shawn Hall: Oh come on, i didn't hit ya that hard...and besides..you still have that XOW Television title..you don't need the DWO belt you greedy bastard.
Triple M:.........
Shawn Hall: What..no we are not gonna unfreeze Nuke, did you hear what he did to X Midget..Nuke booted X Midget into a wall..No one boots one of my midgets unless it's me.
Triple M:.......................... ..... ............. ............ .................
Shawn Hall: [ Laughing ] That's good..oh man..i don't know how your gonna get a hot hooker into the building, let along let you #### her in front of Nuke.
Triple M:.......................... ..... ............. ............ .................
Shawn Hall: You know, that's an even better idea..i'll go find a stick..you go find some dog poo.
[ Triple M turns and steps into something gooey, then you hear an "Arf"]
Shawn Hall: Well there you go, some dog poo...and why the hell is that dog doing down here..let's throw him in one of the chambers.
[ Shawn and Triple M throw the dog into one of the chambers and freeze it..Shawn then looks around for a stick or a pole or something to put poop on and shove it in Nukes face for kicking X Midget..To Be Continued]
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