[the scene opens at the docks. Where Maroon so graciously purchased tickets on the S.S. PantySplash for all the escapees on the Underground Gimmick Railroad. They are all set to cast off. Maroon and Stevens are standing on the pier waving them off]
Maroon: FAREWELL ALBINO BOY!!! FAREWELL VAN RAPIST!!! FAREWELL PROTO-MESSKIN!!! I'LL MISS YOU SALAD TOSSER, AND YOU PLEATED DOCKER GUY!!! AND I'LL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL SCARECROW!!
Scarecrow: Poop...
Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': Mr Maroon, sir?
Maroon: Spanky?? Why arent you on the boat yet??
Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': I just wanted to thank you personally for what youve done for all of them an myself.. You've given us new hope. You've given us the oppurtunity to start anew in a world being overrun by idiots and copycats. Thank you kind sir..
Maroon: No thanks needed Spanky.. It was the least that I could do.. It was my civil duty..
Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': Youre very humble sir, which is why.. I got you this present..
Maroon: Hey thanks Spanky...
[Maroon opens it and looks confused at the empty box]
Maroon: It.. uh... great... I guess..
Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': I was hoping you'd like it.. Its just like mine.. Its your theme song. Whenever you say your name.. Just like Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man'
[Soap Opera Music Plays]
Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': See.. Now you try it...
Maroon: Suh-weet... Ok here goes.... Maroon..
['South Texas Death Ride' By Union Underground Plays]
Maroon: Total Sweeeeeeeeeeeeetness... Thanks Spanky..
Prodigy: 'Prodigy' Edward Stevens!!!!!
[.......................................]
Maroon: Cut it out, Ed.. Well thanks for the cool gift, Spanky... You take care... Be sure you keep in touch.. You have my card..
Spanky Johnson 'Handsome Black Man': I will, and again.. Thanks..
[Spanky waves bye to his friends and boards the boat]
Maroon: Now there goes a good man, Ed...
Prodigy: He was pretty handsome for a black man, wasnt he??
Maroon: That he was.. That he was..
Prodigy: Not as handsome as my ass thought right??
Maroon: No nope.. Not at all...
Burt: WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!! Hold the boat.. I want to go too!!!!
[Maroon and Stevens turn around and see Burt running to the ship holding large suitcases. He stops next to Maroon and Stevens. and out of breath]
Burt: 'Roonie..................... can...............I.................borrow.............................two ................................. bucks............................. for..........................the............... trip???
Maroon: But why do you want to go, Burton?? Youre not one of them..
Burton: Because......... I've........ got.................... no...............place................................. left................ to..................... go
Maroon: Fine.. Here Burton.. Here's your two bucks.. Now go away..
Burt: Thanks Roonie.. See ya later...
[Burt runs off with the two bucks and his suitcases onto the ship.]
Ship Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL ABOARD!!!
S.S. PantySplash: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!
[Maroon and Stevens wave to the Gimmicks leaving. Probably a bit sad because he's never going to see them again more then likely. As the ship pulls away from the dock. Everyone is happy. The ship gets about 200 yards away from the dock when]
S.S. PantySplash: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
[The ship explodes and bursts into flames as the screams of the passengers screech through the air only to be silences by water entering their lungs and the ship sinks killing all on board]
Maroon: That's a shame...
Prodigy: Wanna go get some chicken wings??
Maroon: Hooters???
Prodigy: Where else??
Maroon: Sweet.. Lets go..
[They start walking along the dock back to the car when Maroon stops because he hears something]
Burt: Rooooooooooooonie!!!!
Maroon: What the hell?!?
[Maroon and Stevens look over the dock and Burt is in the water floating on one of his suitcases]
Burt: 'Roonie.. Can you help me out?? I was poppin Stacker 2's and drinking some Jack Daniels Coolers and the next thing I knew I was blown from the ship..
Maroon: Did anyone else make it??
Burt: Umm.. I would have to report that as a negative..
Maroon: Ok.. just hold on and let me get a stick for you to grab onto..
Burt: Well, before you do that can you throw down two more bucks... These got all wet..
[Maroon and Stevens just walk away]
Burt: Hello?!?!?
Burt: Hello?!?!?
Burt: 'Roonie??
Burt: 'Rodigy??
Burt: Awwwwwww Fishsticks!!!!!
[Meanwhile at Hooters...]
Maroon: You know.. Ed.. we really should go make sure that no one else can get into the Chamber of Gimmicks..
Prodigy: But after the chicken wings right??
Maroon: Yeah.. after the chickenwings..
[After the chickenwings.. In the stairway leading to the Chamber Of Gimmicks]
Plumber: So, you want me to flood this stairway??
Maroon: Yes...
Plumber: You got it...
[By the Vent over the soda machine on the 25th floor]
Air Conditioner Repairman: So you want me to block this AC Vent??
Maroon: yes..
Air Conditioner Repairman: You got it...
[Ahhh... another story of the SCW closed for now.. The Chamber of Gimmicks will forever be sealed and blocked. No one can ever get in or out. Now to get back to business]