The Life of a Tag Team Champ - Day 1

    Posted by Maroon and Stevens on 8/9/2001, 7:38 am
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    [Maroon just got done bangin some ho. Its 7:32 in the morning. He picks up the phone and dials]

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    Prodigy On Other End: What up?

    Maroon: Hey, Ed.. Doesnt the day feel that much better when you wake up and youre the EWA Tag Team Champion???

    Prodigy on Other End: Sure does, Bro.. I mean.. The air is a lot fresher.. The food is a lot tastier.. The ho's are a bit younger.. My ass is as perfect as always.. It's like heaven on earth...

    Maroon: True... True.. Ok bud.. I'll talk to you later.. Taker Easy..

    Prodigy On Other End: Later Foo....

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    [both men go back to banging their respective hos]