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    Posted by Maroon & Stevens on 8/7/2001, 5:10 pm
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    [Through the miracle of modern science. We join our hero Maroon at his owned and operated San Antonio, TX hotspot "Club Maroon'd". Maroon is up on the stage with a mic in his hand. "Prodigy" Edward Stevens along with the MPA is out in the audience in chairs facing our hero.]

    Maroon: Hi, Everybody and welcome to Club Maroon'd.. As you know.. Im Maroon.. and tonight.. You all get a special treat.. You're going to get a little stand up comedy.. Because you've all been good employees..

    Prodigy: What about me?? I dont work for you..

    Maroon:Well you've been a great tag team partner...

    Prodigy: But we havent had a tag team match together yet..

    Maroon: Security.. Please escort Mr Heckler out of here please...

    [Security guys in Security shirts grab Stevens by the arms and escort him out of the club]

    Maroon: But seriously folks... What's the deal with arabs?!?! I mean.. they work at 7-11.. they drive the cabs..What.. is... with them?!?!?

    Squirrel Master: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Three Finger Bob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Monkey Sniper: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Boner The Barbarian: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Jimmy: JIMMMMMMMMMMMMMAY!!!

    El Pinga: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (translated from mexican)

    Bruce: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Gary: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Tamale Selling Mexican: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Maroon: Is there such a thing as a B-rab?!?!

    Cow: Moooooooooooooooooo...

    Drew: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    'The Playboy' Kenny Lane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    'Pretty Boy' Robert Aaron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Maroon: And whats the deal with girls with two black eyes??? Theyre sitting there with two black eyes and youre looking at them.. What do you say??? NOTHING.. Youve already told her twice..

    Cameron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Luke Scarsdale: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Marcellus Jackson: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Tomagotchi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Maroon: And whats the deal Arnold Layne?? Are you supposed to drive a car down him??! and signal when you switch 'Him'?? Can someone please let me know?!?!

    El Pinga: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (translated from mexican)

    Lucy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Jimmy's Hot Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Tamale Selling Mexican: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Maroon: And can someone explain to me the significance of Krow?? Is he a bird? Is he a man?? Can anybody let me know?!?!

    Johnny Cochan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Bloodstone 'The Cannibal': HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Gary: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Redro fo Tuo 'The Witch Doctor': HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Maroon: And whats the deal with Conrad and Dustin Shine?? And how much are they paying this chick to be with them??

    Squirrel Master: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Mini Maroon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Jay Z: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Fred Durst: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Maroon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... idiots]