Posted by Maroon and Stevens on 8/6/2001, 1:57 pm
24.160.151.139

[~Standard Roleplay Scene Setting Goes Here~] AT&T Operator: How may I help you?? Maroon: Yes.. This is Maroon.. I need you to connect me to Krow.. AT&T Operator: One moment please... Maroon: ...... she's connecting us... Prodigy: Sweet... :::RING::: :::RING::: :::RING::: :::RING::: Krow's Answering Machine: This is Krow you know what to do.... *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* Maroon: Hey Krow... This is Maroon.. Where you been, maing?? Ive been trying to holla at you for three days now... I done called your pager.. your cell phone.. your voice mail.. over your mommas house.. and I called Arnold Layne like three times.. I wanna hear from ya about this triple threat tag team match we're having on Tuesday.. Me and Ed's over here rolling around in the Dodge Aspen with two dollar's worth of gas.. You know how it is... You sucking up the place with your partner Arnold... Conrad and Shine thinking that theyre cool... But theyre really morons... But get back at me.. So we can flip a few thangs.. If you cant get me on this phone... Call over to my momma's house.. They know how to get a hold of me.... Or.. You can call Stevens girlfriend.. She has my real pager number.. And she'll call Stevens.. And then I'll call you back.. from his cell phone... So get at me maing.. Keep it real and do it Krow style..... CAW... CAW... CAW!!!! :::click::: Maroon: Ok who's next?? Prodigy: Why does my girlfriend have your pager number??? Maroon: For emergencies.. Prodigy: What type of emergencies?? Maroon: In case she needs to get a hold of you... Prodigy: But I have a cell phone.. Maroon: Do you carry it with you at all times??? Prodigy: Yes... Maroon: Even in the ring?? Prodigy: Well.. no.. Maroon: Exactly... So she has it so she can let me know to tell you to call her.. Prodigy: But why wouldnt she just leave a message?? Maroon: Hey now.. Dont get me involved in your relationship arguments... Im just trying to get a hold of Krow.. Prodigy: Yeah.. and why does Krow have her phone number?? Maroon: I think I gave it to him... Prodigy: Why?? Maroon: In case he needed to get a hold of you and you didnt have your cell.. Prodigy: Why would he do that? Maroon: I dunno.. I know Krow is a putz like Layne, Shine and Conrad.. But if you take away the lack of charisma.. The total suckiness.. and give him a bath he's not such an uncaring guy.. Prodigy: Dude.. Im getting pretty pissed off right now.. Maroon: Now dont do that.. Do the 'Happy Dance' Prodigy: I dont want to do the 'Happy Dance' Maroon: Come on Dude.. Do the 'Happy Dance'... Prodigy: Hrmmph.. [Does The Happy Dance] Prodigy: Doin' The Happy Dance... Doin' The Happy Dance.... Doin' The Happy Dance... [Stops doing the Happy Dance] Maroon: Better?? Prodigy: Much... Maroon: Sweet.. Now lets call Nuke and tell him how big his head is.. Prodigy: And his ass.. Maroon: And his asshole.. Prodigy: .......... Maroon: What??? He's been in prison.. He's got to have a big asshole.. Its not like I would know from looking... [~Standard Roleplay Scene Ending Goes Here~]