Posted by Maroon and Stevens on 8/5/2001, 11:41 am
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[Well its about 11:03 in the morning and Maroon and Prodigy just spent the last night getting fecked up beyond belief. Some beer here.. some beer there.. a strip club or two.. some chicken wings.. Well anyways. They're in maroon's 1976 Dodge Aspen and pull up to where Club Maroon'd is supposed to be. They get out and stand on the curb looking at an empty lot all confused like] Maroon: Prod, where's my bar?? Prodigy: Where's your bar, Roon? Maroon: Prod, where's my bar?? Prodigy: Where's your bar, Roon? [Stevens starts to laugh a bit] Maroon: Dude.. this isnt funny.. It was here last night when we left.. Prodigy: Im not laughing at you, Dude.. I just remembered what you call four mexicans drowing in quicksand... Maroon: Quatro cinco... I know.. I told you that joke last night, Dude.. Now where is my... [Maroon turns around just for fu(ks sake and sees his bar across the street] Maroon: Oh there it is... Lets go.. [After going inside Club Maroon'd the guys turn on the sound system and relax] Prodigy: Dude.. Im hungry.. Maroon: So order something.. Prodigy: Are you even open?? Maroon: No... Prodigy: So how am I supposed to order something?? Maroon: Well, get your hapy ass up and goto the kitched and make something.. Hell, tell me Im not the brains of this tag team.. Prodigy: Ok dude, Do you want anything?? Maroon: Well, while youre up I would like a Moon Over My Hammy.. Prodigy: Is this Denny's?? Maroon: Just go fix it.. [With a huff, Stevens starts walking off.. Maroon looks at him and sees that he has a tattoo on his back right below his neck] Maroon: Hold up Dude.. I think you have a tattoo.. Prodigy: Really??? What's it say?? [Stevens takes off his shirt ] Maroon: 'Layne and Krow Suck' Prodigy: I know.. did you get one?? Maroon: I dunno... check.. Prodigy: Sweet.. You got one too... Maroon: Cool.. what's it say?? Prodigy: 'Conrad and Shine Suck' Maroon: I know.. Prodigy: What's mine say??? Maroon: 'Layne and Krow Suck' Prodigy: I know.. Maroon: What's mine say??? Prodigy: 'Conrad and Shine Suck' Maroon: I know.. Prodigy: What's mine say??? Maroon: 'Layne and Krow Suck' Prodigy: I know.. Maroon: What's mine say???
Maroon: I know.. Prodigy: What's mine say??? Maroon: 'Layne and Krow Suck' Prodigy: I know.. Maroon: What's mine say??? Prodigy: 'Conrad and Shine Suck' Maroon: I know.. Prodigy: What's mine say??? Maroon: 'Layne and Krow Suck' Prodigy: I know.. Maroon: What's mine say???
Maroon: LAYNE AND KROW SUCK!!! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!?!?!?! [enter Burt] Burt: Yours says.. Layne and Krow Suck.. and yours says Conrad and Shine Suck... [they both get a bit of relief on their face at the new knowledge and then wonder..] Maroon: Who are you and what are you doing here?? Burt: Didnt you guys order the Moons Over My Hammy?? Prodigy: No not yet.. Burt: AWWWWW Fishsticks.... [RED ROCKET... RED ROCKET... RED ROCKET... ]
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