The Arrival

    Posted by Maj. Dax w Boner The Barbarian on 7/31/2001, 2:00 pm
    24.160.151.139

    [outside EWA headquarters. 7.31.01 12:56 PM]

    [a flash of light is seen and a sonic boom is heard in the parking lot as a time machine opens up and out comes Major Dax.]

    Major Dax: We've arrived. Let's go..

    [Boner the Barbarian steps out of the time machine]

    Major Dax: Welcome to the 21st century, Boner...

    Boner The Barbarian: Ung... Nnnnggrrrr... Arrggg...

    Major Dax: Damn, I forgot to teach you english.. Get back into the time machine..

    [Both Major Dax and Boner The Barbarian get in the time machine and a flash of light flashes and the time machine disappears]

    [outside EWA headquarters. 7.31.01 12:59 PM]

    [A flash of light and another sonic boom, the time machine appears and Major Dax and Boner The Barbarian step out of the time machine]

    Major Dax: Ok, Boner.. Welcome to the 21st Century again..

    Boner The Barbarian: You know Major Dax... This world scares me... These mobile automated personal transports that deliver people to and from their destinations are extremely useful.. But very scary.. How can I.. a caveman survive and adapt in a world as hostile as this?

    Major Dax: Now you know I did not build this time machine to go back in time, get a ruthless cave man teach it how to be a wrestler and then travel back fifty years from my own time to this one and put you in the EWA so I can make a whole lot of money off you and your ruthless skill just to have you not adapt...

    Boner The Barbarian: Now please dont take my curiosity and intimidation to this futuristic world that of disrespect, Major Dax. I do appreciate everything that you have done for me. The sacrifices that you've laid out to give me this chance in a world I would have been long since dead tens of thousands of years ago. But you must admit that any social-enviornmental change from what I have been privy too, how can one not go through the culture shock??

    Major Dax: You know what Boner.. Youre going to be great.. Lets go.. We've got some money to make..

    [Major Dax and Boner The Barbarian walk up the steps of the EWA building to ask for an application]