Posted by Maroon and Prodigy on 7/26/2001, 1:56 pm
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[the scene opens at a cock fight] Maroon: Now, Ed.. All you have to do is follow along and we can come out of here with a thousand bucks.. You cool?? Tamale Selling Mexican: TAMALES!!!!! Prodigy: Of course Im cool.. Maroon: You cool Jax?? [from down below the screen Jax N. Paddles signals he's cool] Maroon: Ok Ramblers.. Lets get Rambling... [They walk up to the registration table where the registration mexican is sitting] Registration Mexican: Yes, hello. Welcome to Senor Pedros Cock Fight Extravaganza. Have you a cock and the fifty dollores registration fee? Maroon: Si, mi amigo.. Here is the fitty quid.. And this is our cock.. Registration Mexican: cocks name?? Tamale Selling Mexican: TAMALES!!!!! Prodigy: Jax N. Paddles... Registration Mexican: Ok. Jax will be in the primo match tonight.. Prodigy: You Call Him, Mr Paddles, Puto.. Registration Mexican: Lo siento, senor.. I apologize.. Now let me see your cock.. [Stevens picks up Mr Paddles who is wearing a red glove on his head and has feathers glued to his ass and puts him on the table] Registration Mexican: Im sorry, senors. But that does not look like any cock I have ever seen. That looks like a monkey with a red glove on his head and feathers glued to his ass.. Prodigy: YOU CALLING US LIARS?? [the registration mexican leans back in his chair from the force coming from Stevens voice] Maroon: Calm down, bud... Ok.. Jose.. i know youre an expert at cock fighting.. And as you can see... We're but amatures.. We dont really dont know what we're getting into.. But what we are, amigo are honest hardworking people who are giving cock fighting a shot.. Now you can make fun of my ears or Ed's perfect ass... But please.. please dont insult our morals and ethics.. You're a hard working man too I see.. sitting behind this table and all.. We wouldnt even try to insult your intellegence by getting a monkey and putting a red glove on his head and glueing feathers on his cornhole.. No sir.. We respect you.. and all we ask in return is for you to respect us.. Tamale Selling Mexican: TAMALES!!!!! [The Registration Mexican starts crying] Registration Mexican: Im sorry senor.. Its been a long day.. I found out today that my wife has a sancho.. Im no longer her papi chulo.. Prodigy: Thats great essa rios.. Can we go now?? Registration Mexican: Si, senor.. And good luck cock fighting... [Prodigy picks up Jax. N. Paddles and they walk to the cock fight arena] Maroon: You like that, eh? Prodigy: That was some good stuff.. Tamale Selling Mexican: TAMALES!!!!! Maroon: Yeah I heard that on a TV Movie.. One of the ho's was watching lifetime, and Valerie Burtonelli was saying it to her boss who wanted to have sex with her.. Prodigy: Sweet.. [the cock fight arena mexican approaches our heros] Cock Fight Arena Mexican: Is this the cock, Jax? Prodigy:It's Mr Paddles, Joto... Cock Fight Arena Mexican: Lo siento, senor..I just need to know so I can make the announcement.. And your name sir?? Prodigy: Edward Stevens.. Cock Fight Arena Mexican: como? Prodigy: What? Cock Fight Arena Mexican: You're Eduardo Stevens... My seven sons love you. Since we are all from the Greater Houston area..They were all sad and disappointed when you were laid out in the middle of the ring with Shawn Hall by Loner and his team. Are you a part of DWO?? Prodigy: No, I am not.. Everyone's been asking me that.. And yes I ran with Hall in the SCW.. That doesnt automatically mean I am right now.. He left me lying while he took off.. Tamale Selling Mexican: TAMALES!!!!! Cock Fight Arena Mexican: Sir, it would be a great pleasure if you signed my cock for my boys. Would you please? Prodigy: Sure.. you got a pen?? [The Cock Fight Arena Mexican hands Stevens the cock and a pen and Stevens starts to sign it] Maroon: You know.. You speak pretty good english for a mexican.. Cock Fight Arena Mexican: Yes I know, senor.. Not all mexicans are lazy, stinky and stupid.. Maroon: But most of them are right?? Cock Fight Arena Mexican: Yes, most of them are.. Maroon: Thought so.. Prodigy: There you go.. Cock Fight Arena Mexican: Muchos gracias senor.. Good luck.. Umm by the way.. What is your cock holding in its hand and stroking it like so?? Maroon: Um... thats.. err.. umm.. Oh.. a Floppy Number Two Pencil.. Prodigy: Yeah he's like Bob Dole.. needs the pencil in his hand all the time. Cock Fight Arena Mexican: A Cock with Polio?? Prodigy: Yeah.. something like that.. Lets go Maroon.. [its cock fight time] Maroon: You scared?? Prodigy: Nah man.. you?? Maroon: A little.. Its like Ive been waiting my whole life for this.. [the bell rings] [Mr Paddles just sits there playing with his floppy number two pencil. The opponent cock stops and looks at him weird. The Cock approached Mr Paddles and pokes at him a bit with his beak. Mr Paddles keeps playing with his pencil when all of a sudden.......] Crowd of Cock Fight Attending Mexicans: Ewwwwwwwwww..A Dios Mios..!!! [the bell rings] Cock Fight Arena Mexican: Winner by knock out... Senor Paddles!!!! [Maroon and Prodigy jump up and start celebrating] Maroon and Prodigy: WE GOT ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! ...WE GOT ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!.. WE GOT ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! Prodigy: Party on 'Roonie.. Maroon: Party on Prod.. Hurry grab Mr Paddles before these mexicans realize theyve been snookerd... [they collect their money and walk to the door but it opens before they can get to it and a gang of dudes in white robes and hoods are at the door] KKK Guy: Ok.. Cock Fight Over... We get the bingo hall thursday nights after 9.. So get your asses and cocks outta here. Tamale Selling Mexican: TAMALES!!!!!
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