Posted by Maroon w/ Son on 8/27/2001, 8:00 pm
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[The scene opens at Club Maroon'd. Maroon and his son, Maroon II are there] Maroon: Now just stand on this 'X' ok, son... Maroon II: huh?? Maroon: Just stand on this stinkin 'X' and whatever you do.. Dont move.. Ok.. I'll be right back.. Maroon II: What's the addy?? Maroon: What?!?! The addy to what?? Maroon II: huh?? Maroon: Shut up already... Idiot!!! Maroon II: I've never been mWo champ either... Maroon: Fantastic... now dont move... [Maroon exits off screen as Maroon II stands there with his hand in his windshorts. A cartoon like 'SNIP' is heard and a giant safe comes swinging down towards Maroon II] Maroon II: Hey.. A jolly rancher... [Maroon II bends down picks up the Jolly Rancher and the safe goes crashing into the wall] Maroon II: I like Jolly Ranchers!!! Maroon: sunovab!tch.. [goddammit]