Burt just sits there. . stunned.
Seriously, this is some crazy shit here folks.
Then,. . .. and then. .. and then. . .one of the Ho’s kind of ruff’s Burt Jr’s hair.
You know what I’m talking about?
Ok, good, cause that’s what she does.
Burt Jr.: oooooh, that feels gooooood. . . .
Dead Ho 1 and 2 (together like): Teehee. .. well, we have to go, bye sweetie!
The Dead Ho’s leave.
Speaking of Dead Ho’s, why does Maroon call them dead? They obviously are not dead, I mean, come on! Damn man, name your characters better in the future, damn.
Er, so back to the Roleplay.
Burt is in shock.
Ho’s like Burt Jr.
Then a bolt of lightning strikes Burt
Ok, not REAL lightning, jus more like. … inspiration. .. an idea.. . thought. . . Revelation even.
He stands up.
And yells.
Burt: YOU’RE NOT MY SON!!!!!
Burt Jr: But . . but. . . .
Burt Jr. is obviously shaken. And he’s sweating. And just uncomfortable.
Remember when your parents caught you yanking it to porn that one time? Well, that’s how Burt Jr. feels, only worse.
Yeah, that bad.
Burt Jr.: Wha. . what do you mean? Surely I must be your son, sent to the future by Mr. Maroon and now returned.
Burt: LIAR!!! No son of MINE would be so attractive to the ladies! But I think I know who you are! Yes I do!
Burt Jr.: Crap
Burt: The way I see it, when Mr. Maroon was out getting something to eat, after bangin’ Lana, someone snuck up to the apartment, and screwed Lana as well.
But I just can’t figure out who!
Burt Jr.: YIPE!
And with that Burt Jr. (I think he’s Burt Jr, hell I don’t really know now) takes off running. He may be afraid. He may be hungry, hell, he may have to go to the bathroom. We don’t really know. But he runs off.
And he leaves Burt (the Real Burt, this we know) sitting alone, pondering the mystery of who is Burt Jr. . . .
Fade to a dark, yet tasteful, Teal, and to be continued